Tag Archives: expensive

4 February, 2008

Dear Mother Satan, please shut the fuck up and adjust that crooked tampon…– also tagged bitch, bossy, closet, cock, crooked, crying, depends, horse, mother, paint, pissy, project, Satan, suck, tampon, whiny, willies

Ah yes, another day at shit work and nothing like a pissy whiny “Mother Satan” old bossy bitch lady to make things even more enjoyable! NOT! Anyway, here’s what happened today… I got into work today and she asked me if I painted over the weekend. I replied “yes, why?” She said, “where did you […]

30 April, 2004

You Know You’re Cheap When…..– also tagged Africa, bill, blue boxes, call waiting, cardboard box, cash, cheap, Christmas, church, coupons, currency, dishroom, dollar general store, fuckers, grandchild, happy meals, holiday, homeless, house, jokes, kids, knickel, life savings, M&Ms, McDonalds, Monolopy, morning, movie theater, National Coupon Day, newspaper, night, nursing home, offering bowl, outfits, Payless Shoe Store, property, residents, shit, snacks, Sunday, toilet tissue, twisted, two cents

Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]