Tag Archives: house
- 26 June, 2011
- my thoughts to save money, and keep our troops safe and spend less on prisons… here we go…– also tagged 25 to life, best, bill, casualties, chambers, drama, feed, fight, food, freedom, gas, knives, marijuana, money, murderes, oversea, people, policital, prison, shipped, tax dollars, time, wars
Send the murderers overseas to fight wars, they’ll get out and have some “Freedom”, and at same time do what they do best. Murder people. Done. If they get killed, no big deal, no housing expenses necessary at all, and no death-row political drama necessary. It’s done deal. The more murderers from prison that goes […]
- 28 March, 2010
- Summer Time…– also tagged applications, bother, bullshit, CareerLink, doers, economy, employers, face it, family, fan, fat, fatness, friends, grand parents, health care, hypocrites, internet, lazies, lazy, Lazy Fuck, losers, miles, Obama, parents, picnics, reunion, screwed, season, summer time, winter
Ah yes, the time for spending time with family you don’t really give a shit about anyway, and you gotta do things you don’t wanna do… Not to mention having to do more work around the house that you rather not do, and last but not least, family reunion picnics and shit. It’s the season […]
- 18 August, 2008
- Fucking debt collectors…– also tagged 1999, 666, alcoholic beverages, assholes, brother, calling, calls, checking account, collection fees, collectors, commits suicide, credit card, debt collectors, debts, ex-wife, family, friends, girlfriend, hell, idiots, kids, me, money, of, phone, piece, Satan, shit, spencer, work
There’s nothing worse then debt collectors calling every god damn couple of hours of every god damn day… I swear, they call more than family, girlfriend, friends, and general other idiots and assholes you never wanna hear from. Hell, I’d rather hear from the idiots and assholes, then the debt collectors… Usually when they call […]
- 6 May, 2008
- AOL’s Point and Speak…– also tagged Amazing Grace, AOL, attic, bastards, Brady, Britney, Britney Spears, chick, Christ, Christian, church, cum, cumming, damn, dead, drunk, felt, Florida, free, fucking, good, groaning, grunting, Hawaii, headset, healthy, huge, Jamaica, Jesus, Jesus Christ, lazy, Lord, love, mic, microphone, moaning, month, ookingdom.com, point, Point and Speak, porn, report, sacramento.craigslist.org, sales, school, sex, shit, shit log, slur, software, sound, speak, Spears, Sunday, trip, wireless, work, years, younger
A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you! It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through […]
- 30 April, 2004
- You Know You’re Cheap When…..– also tagged Africa, bill, blue boxes, call waiting, cardboard box, cash, cheap, Christmas, church, coupons, currency, dishroom, dollar general store, expensive, fuckers, grandchild, happy meals, holiday, homeless, jokes, kids, knickel, life savings, M&Ms, McDonalds, Monolopy, morning, movie theater, National Coupon Day, newspaper, night, nursing home, offering bowl, outfits, Payless Shoe Store, property, residents, shit, snacks, Sunday, toilet tissue, twisted, two cents
Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]