The Fuck You’s for today are…
Feelings Rants1.) FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU RIP OFF THEME DESIGNER BASTARDS!
2.) FUCK YOU! INTERNET!
3.) FUCK YOU SKANKY ASS WHORE-BAGS, LIARS, CHEATERS, USERS, AND MANIPULATING SLUTTY SLUT SLUTS OF THE WORLD!
4.) FUCK YOU! HEAD GAME PLAYERS!
5.) FUCK YOU DOMAINS! YOU’RE TOO MUCH TO MANAGE THESE DAYS! – I THINK I’LL SCRAP A COUPLE OF MINE…FUCK IT!
6.) FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAP BASTARD CUSTOMERS! – THEY WANT EVERYTHING FUCKING FREE AND HANDED ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR NOTHING! TAKE THAT CHEAP ASS OF YOUR’S TO THE FOOD BANKS AND SALVATION ARMY!
7.) FUCK YOU! YOU SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS!
8.) FUCK YOU! YOU DESIGN RIPPING AND LEECHING MOTHERFUCKERS!
9.) FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKITY FUCKING LOTTERY TICKET BUYING OLD PRICKS, THAT JUST HOLD EVERYONE ELSE UP AT THE SHITTY MINI MARTS!
10.) FUCK YOU! ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THEN SOMEONE ELSE. REALLY YOU’RE THE PIECE OF SHIT! GO AHEAD AND FLUSH YOURSELVES! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT SHIT ANYWAY!
11.) FUCK YOU! YOU ABUSING BASTARD HUSBANDS! WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED TO A PRINCESS AND HAVE 5 AWESOME WONDERFUL KIDS, ADMIRE IT. LOVE THEM ALL TO DEATH. TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS, AND TREAT THE KIDS THE SAME AND 10 TIMES BETTER!
12.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU NOSY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! IF I WANTED YOU IN MY BUSINESS, I WOULD HAVE INCLUDED YOU FROM THE START! GO STICK YOUR HEAD AND EARS UP SOMEONE ELSE’S ASS!
13.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU DUMB ASSES IN THE WORDPRESS SUPPORT FORUMS. YOU COULDN’T GET WORDPRESS INSTALLED FOR YOURSELVES, IF WORDPRESS INSTALLED ITSELF FOR YOU. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ MANUALS, READ-ME FILES, AND THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU JUST NEED TO GET THE HELL OFFLINE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY…FUCK IT!
14.) FUCK YOU CELERITIES! YOUR LIFE IS SHIT LIKE ANY AVERAGE JOE’S IS. THE ONLY THING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE IS THE MONEY, AND EVEN THAT ISN’T WORTH A SHIT! WHY? BECAUSE YOU WASTE IT ON BULLSHIT! SHARE THE WEALTH SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS! THERE’S A LOT OF FOLKS OUT THERE THAT REALLY COULD USE THE MONEY YOU’RE WASTING ON BULLSHIT!
15.) FUCK YOU PRESIDENT! AND FUCK ALL THE REST OF THE MONEY HUNGRY BUSINESS MONOPOLIES! IF WE DIDN’T HAVE YOU, THE SHITTY “U.S. OF FUCKIN A” WOULDN’T BE GOING DOWN THE TOILET EVERY FUCKING DAY!
16.) FUCK YOU! GAS AND OIL PRICES! – IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE SAME AMOUNT IN GAS AND OIL A WEEK TO DRIVE AROUND, AS WE DO ON RENT PAYMENTS A MONTH, THE FAMILIES IN THE SHITTY U.S. OF FUCKIN A WOULD SPEND MORE QUALITY TIMES TOGETHER LIKE THEY DID BACK IN THE DAY!
CAMPING TRIPS ARE DOWN, VACATIONING IS DOWN, THE GENERAL DRIVING AROUND TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE IS DOWN, WELL SHIT, EVERYTHING IS DOWN. EVERYONE JUST STAYS THE FUCK HOME THESE DAYS AND SPENDS THEIR AFTERNOONS ON SHIT VIDEO GAMES! NOT ME THOUGH, I HAVE A SHITTY LIFE! THANKS TO YOU ASSHOLES!!
17.) FUCK YOU JOBS! – WE WOULDN’T ALL HAVE TO WORK SO DAMN FUCKING HARD, IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR THE HIGH GAS AND OIL PRICES AND SHIT. THE MINIMUM WAGE GOING TO $7.10 IN JULY ISN’T GOING TO AMOUNT FOR SHIT ANYWAY! SORRY ASSHOLES! YOU LOSE! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE SHITTY U.S OF FUCKIN A, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LAWS, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO JUMPING JACK SHIT! STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY! FUCK IT!
18.) FUCK YOU RELIGION! – WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING ALL THESE DAMN FUCKING ISSUES, WARS, HASSLES AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SHITTY WORLD IF WE DIDN’T HAVE RELIGION TO BEGIN WITH!
19.) FUCK YOU! “FRIENDS”, “GIRLFRIENDS”, PARENTS, COWORKERS AND ANYONE ELSE! JUST FUCK OFF, GO FUCK YOURSELVES SILLY ALL THE WAY TO HELL!! NAH, TO HEAVEN…I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU IN HELL WHEN I’M DOWN THERE LIVING IT UP!
20.) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUCK YOU TWISTED! – IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF WITH THE UMBILICAL CORD WHILE COMING OUT OF MOM’S TWAT WHEN BORN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ABOVE LISTED FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Awww.. I feel so much better now! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Time to go to shit work… tata!!