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YMCA Memberships are constantly on the up and up at work…

General

I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up…

What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass slobs! They’re just normal sized folks, wanting to stay fit, slim, and to just build up some muscles…

I guess it’s just fair to say that the fat fucks don’t really need to come to the YMCA to work-out or whatever, climbing out of bed in the mornings is about the same equivalent as daily work-out at the YMCA…

But, here a couple suggestions anyway though:

  1. Stay away from the junk food and TVs 24-fucking-7! Sure, getting out of bed is an exercise for ya, but ya ruin it for yourselves when entering the living-rooms and kitchens…The refrigerators, cupboards, video games, and TVs constantly calling your names and shit… “Hey fatty, come here… I got something goooood for youuuuu… ” God damn lazy fat fucks.
  2. Maybe you SHOULD try working out at the YMCA! I don’t really think that daily exercise of crawling out of bed in the morning is working too good. It might actually help you lose a few ounces more a day than the current exercise technique.
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Gotta love the…… Spam Mail!!

Rants

Nothing makes my day like SPAM MAIL! You just can’t fucking beat it…just when you think you got them fuckers deleted from the INBOX….more just keeps coming and coming!

I swear! I add like most of them addys to my junk address book and have them go straight to hell in the trash bin and it’s like they smile at me and say THINK AGAIN BASTARD! While having that Chumbawamba song in the background: NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN!!

Damn! I wish I could just send a few fucking thousand spam emails right back to the BASTARD SENDERS just ONCE! That’s All! Have their own spam emails shoved up their fucking asses so far it comes out their mouth like the shit they are trying to sell! Some of it I can’t even understand! Jesus! Fucking retards or something LOL!!

Also, some of them seem like they might be a good email and then when reading inside it….it’s like: PLEASE WATCH MY MOTHER FUCK ME, MY BROTHERS AND THE FAMILY DOG! All-righty then! I can’t wait to join that site lmao! NOT! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO PERVERTS FROM HELL! I might like porn! But not that shit!

Just like the fucking porno spam emails! Why in the hell would I need to get porno spam emails for!!?? I already know where to go to get it! I have memberships here and there! (Oops! Please note I haven’t lately hahaha! Too busy with site!) But any fucking ways!

I don’t need this shit! My shitty life already sucks cock! I don’t need anyone else’s “cock” being shoved in my life’s face to suck to! Jesus! That’s all!

Twisted

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