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The Puttet Master Moments..

Bitches Feelings General Rants

I just find it funny that Spencer always gets setup for trouble, yet the parents of their own fucking kids aren’t there to begin with to control them. I’m such a bad person, “Oh boo hoo, Spencer is talking to my daughter.. Booo hoo”. Little do you know that your little miss perfect princess isn’t all she’s cracked up to be…

Drinking your liquor stash while you ain’t home, fucking whoever, when ever, throwing parties with their friends and shit. Lying every chance they get. Lying sluts, and cheats, fucking nasty little bitches they are. Head-game players worse than I ever was. Yeah, you got me not to worry about you fucking dumb fuck parents. Control your own cattle herd of rampage slut bitches.

You’re all fucking head game playing sluts, cheats, liars, you’re idiots to think you’ll ever be someone “special” to anyone. You’re all head game playing lying cunts. Fuck you all.

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Christine, is the cesspool of shit…

Bitches Feelings Rants

Keep getting me… Keep threatening me.. Keep it on…. Go ahead. Listen bitch, for all that shit you kept dissing on the “others”.. ya know… all that bitching you gave me hell for… for even contacting them, but yet YOU DID IT yourself..

It’s wonderful to know, there’s that “awesome” girl there for ya in the end…. that chick I wanted, that chick I so desired…really, she was the biggest bitch in the entire net universe. That same chick I confessed my love too, that same chick I couldn’t get over for months, that same chick I couldn’t get out of head and mind, that same chick I’ve shed tears over… when I never shed tears over a chick…

Was the same exact chick, doing the same things she gave me hell for. Talk about a hypocrite, talk about a back-stabber… talk about a drama queen cunt. YOU AND JAMES ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!!

For a man to look like this: James the fucking retard.. … I guess you’d have to be a female slut, cheating on a hubby? He can flick me off all he want, but he was the one being fucked… FUCKED OVER that is! Keep bringing threats bitch, keep harassing the harassers… it won’t stop until you stop…

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Hello my new frend!!! (this not spam)

General

Riiight, not spam… suuuure… Can’t spell “friend”, and emphasize the fact that it’s NOT spam in your subject line… It’s a dead give away you foreign whorebag. Me sorry, but me not gonna fall 4 u and this shit!

Hello my new frend!!!
My name Victoriya. Me 24 years. I – saw your profile on othersingles.com and i interesting corresponder with You.
I romantic, good, sensitive, intellectual, reliable girl. I search for, which – that special to be its partner. You should be an artist, in in your shower. But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such. Then please at all do not answer me. The Harmony, understanding and confidence also much it is important.
If You interesting corresponder with me also. You can write in my email
:viktoriya2424@gmail.com. I so regret, but I have no any photo for my profile now. And if You answer me
viktoriya2424@gmail.com then I – send You certain mine photo and dialect more about me directly. With best
wishes
Victoriya

You’re just an overseas (my guess is Russia) whore and slut, and are willing to TRY and sucker the first American dumb fuck male (not me) that answers your shitty grammatical error filled email! I’m sorry bitch, but keep stepping!

EVEN IF you look like this….

Russian Whore Bag By Mail Bitch!

You’re still a dumb-fuck whore bag bitch, that can’t spell for a shit, and from what I am seeing, you’re the only moron! Why? Because Othersingles.com has gone down months ago! I don’t even have a profile there no more bitch! Keep stepping! Keep on Russian someone else to get with you, cause it ain’t gonna be me! Wha Wha Wheee!

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Myspace.com = Myshit.com…

Rants

Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them…

I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLUT!?!?!?!?

I DON’T KNOW YOU FROM EVE, BITCH. God damn bitches and whores sending me invites and shit… then when I check out their shitty ass profiles, there’s never any normal decent pictures on there… Usually just nothing but sex related spammer bastard sites and shit.

FUCK YOU KAREN! AND FUCK YOU TOO, NATALIE! I’M DONE WITH THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING MYSPACE-FOR-YOUR-SLUTTISM.COM SHIT! MY ACCOUNT IS DELETED AND DONE, CANCELED AND FLUSHED! FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMER SLUT BITCHES! YOU AIN’T BUGGING ME NO MORE!

Here below are some Myspace.com names they SHOULD HAVE…

  1. myspace-the-global-home-of-the-whorebags.com
  2. myspace-sucks-horse-dick.com
  3. myspace-is-nothing-but-a-fucking-cesspool-of-shit-where-
    spammer-sluts-join-then-they-fucking-spam-you-invite-
    shit-because-they-fucking-loser-slut-whorebags-from-hell.com
  4. myspace-is-a-sorry-ass-place.com
  5. myspace-needs-drop-kicked-and-bitch-
    slapped-across-the-fucking-face.com
  6. myspace-needs-their-corporate-headquarters-burnt-
    to-the-fucking-ground-then-shit-on.com
  7. myspace-fucking-sucks-ass-and-needs-to-be-deleted.com
  8. myspace-forces-users-to-raise-their-screen-resolution-in-order-
    to-read-their-shitty-ass-special-messages-when-the-people-don’t-really
    give-a-flopping-fuck-about-them-anyway.com
  9. myspace-is-full-of-perverted-losers-just-out-to-bug-other-people-
    because-they-ain’t-getting-dates-and-girlfriends-on-their-own-so-
    what-better-to-do-then-sit-on-myspace-nagging-other-peoples-
    girlfriends-or-boyfriends.com
  10. myspace-just-needs-to-be-flushed-down-toilet-because-they-
    fucking-shit.com

And that’s about it for now. I could come up with more names for them, but really I have better things to do with my time… Like whack off to free porno! I’m out for the night… tata!

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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Bitches It Is Said

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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