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Telemarketers and various tech support fuck-twats…

Twisted / 6 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

One of the worst things about calling up for tech support regarding an issue about any product you might have purchased, for example; Verizon DSL High Speed, or what-not. Is that most of the tech support representatives are fucking foreign fucks from India, or some other damn over-seas Country…And you never know what the fuck they’re saying, until after 20 minutes asking … “Wait, what? What did you say? Can you repeat that?”

The same goes for damn telemarketers from “Bum Fuck Egypt” some where, while getting nailed by a donkey. I’m not racist at all though, but if you’re living in the shitty U.S.A, and doing these jobs, please fucking speak our native language… English!

Why should we learn your language? If you’re here, or standing behind an American company, geared towards English speaking folks, then it would be easier for you to speak our language, and speak so we can understand your damn ass. I’m quite sure our phone calls wouldn’t be more than 30 to 60 minutes long, had you spoke English clearly and not some gibberish bullshit.

Me: What? What the fuck you saying bitch?

Foreign Fuck Tech Support Person: Ing Chang Cho… Baljskdjflkdjflksdjflkd

Me: *Click, click.. Dial tone…* Fucking damn foreign fucks… *Redials again, in hopes of getting an English speaking person… *

Me: Thank God! You’re speaking English!! (Rest of conversation runs smoothly from here out, and gets handled in less time.)

If you can’t speak English, don’t be here in the shitty U.S.A or don’t stand behind an American company… it’s simple. I’m done with this bullshit…

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Hello my new frend!!! (this not spam)

Riiight, not spam… suuuure… Can’t spell “friend”, and emphasize the fact that it’s NOT spam in your subject line… It’s a dead give away you foreign whorebag. Me sorry, but me not gonna fall 4 u and this shit!

Hello my new frend!!!
My name Victoriya. Me 24 years. I – saw your profile on othersingles.com and i interesting corresponder with You.
I romantic, good, sensitive, intellectual, reliable girl. I search for, which – that special to be its partner. You should be an artist, in in your shower. But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such. Then please at all do not answer me. The Harmony, understanding and confidence also much it is important.
If You interesting corresponder with me also. You can write in my email
:viktoriya2424@gmail.com. I so regret, but I have no any photo for my profile now. And if You answer me
viktoriya2424@gmail.com then I – send You certain mine photo and dialect more about me directly. With best
wishes
Victoriya

You’re just an overseas (my guess is Russia) whore and slut, and are willing to TRY and sucker the first American dumb fuck male (not me) that answers your shitty grammatical error filled email! I’m sorry bitch, but keep stepping!

EVEN IF you look like this….

You’re still a dumb-fuck whore bag bitch, that can’t spell for a shit, and from what I am seeing, you’re the only moron! Why? Because Othersingles.com has gone down months ago! I don’t even have a profile there no more bitch! Keep stepping! Keep on Russian someone else to get with you, cause it ain’t gonna be me! Wha Wha Wheee!