If you dove in without scuba gear that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag as condom to dive in it, and even then, she wouldn’t notice anything though…
Although, that depends on the total weight and etc of course. We’d hate to sink a ship with a mother-load like that. But, she’d be perfect for a display case at the local fish shop…
Miss Jackie evidently thought she should get a make over in order to attract me. I’m not sure where she got that crazy idea from, but I’m guessing she missed her medications again…
Anyway, since she wasn’t nice enough to send me her BEFORE and AFTER pictures herself, I had to dig them up myself… Here they are below!
BEFORE
Now, here’s her AFTER picture…
Now doesn’t she look SO MUCH better folks!? Oh my God, that’s a huge improvement! Doesn’t she look better though? Actually, she kinda looks like Heidi too… Hmm…
Alright, since I know a lot of people bitch, bawl, and wet themselves when somebody posts pictures of other’s, especially when that someone is being made fun of.. I’ve now added an “ADD A CAPTION” feature to the site!
Following in TGO’s footsteps, I’ve went ahead and done the same for my site…
Here’s how it works.
1.) Once a day, week, whenever the fuck we feel like it, we’ll add an image to a post, then..
2.) Anyone, and everyone can post a comment towards that picture. Basically you’ll be saying something that you think the person in the picture is thinking, saying, feeling, or, whatever the hell..
3.) Be creative please! This is merely for shits and giggles!
4.) If you’re a bawl baby, or a whine ass, and comment with shitty ass comments, there will be a “Note” left in with your comment.
Now, here’s a chance for the bawl baby bastards to come out of the wood work, and go through 20 boxes of tissues. Expect the first ADD A CAPTION soon, you sniffling bawl baby bastards!!
