dumb ass

It appears that I have a pissed off, jealous piece of Asian shit “fan”….

General Rants

That’s trying to sound like me, and be just like me, but can’t be me, because they an Asian Piece of shit…

I’ve been getting a few of these related shit comments lately…

Author : UMNO (IP: 67.159.44.138 , .)
E-mail : pervertsuck @ pleasedie . com
URI :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=67.159.44.138
Comment:
DO US A GOOD DEED, AND STUCK A FUCKING FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS THIS 4TH OF JULY AND DIE YOU SICK DISGUSTING PERVERT UGLY BRANDI DONT LOVE YOU NASTY ASS HOE U NEED TO DATE BETTER PEOPLE SICKO

I’m sorry, but it just screams ASIAN MIKE THE DYKE! And even if it wasn’t, this is still funny as hell, so fuck it. Don’t like it, my balls need washed, start licking…

You know why, because:

1.) Daniel wouldn’t diss on Brandy like that.
2.) Mike The Asian Dyke would do it, because I posted smack on him already, and since Brandy wouldn’t take him back as a real BF ever again, he’s jealous and pissed off about it.

Listen here Asian blowfish bitch, FACE THE FACTS.

1.) YOU LOST HER TO ME! YOU’LL ALWAYS LOSE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ASIAN DOUCHE BAG WITH A SMALL PECKER JOHNSON! I KNOW IT’S UPSETTING, BUT GET SOME THERAPY!

I’D HATE FOR YOU TO TURN INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE VIRGINA TECH NUT JOBS, GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE CAUSE YOU MENTALLY FUCKED UP, AND CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

2.) I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU HEARD THAT SHE DON’T LOVE ME. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT, SHE STILL DOES “LOVE” ME. AND TOLD ME SO ON LIVE MESSENGER OTHER NIGHT. GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU LOST, YOU’LL ALWAYS LOSE! YOU’LL NEVER BE “LOVED” BY HER LIKE SHE DOES ME! SORRY!

3.) I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS PERVERT REMARK IS COMING FROM…? I’M STARTING TO THINK IT’S THE JEALOUSY THING AGAIN? PERHAPS IT’S BECAUSE SHE FLASHED HER BREASTS TO ME ON LIVE MESSENGER CAM, AND TEASED ME WITH HER FEET ON CAM? AND HASN’T DONE ANY OF THAT FOR YOU!

HEY, SHE KNOWS I HAVE A LITTLE FOOT FETISH (WHICH IS PERFECTLY FINE TO HAVE, AND IT’S NOT PERVERTED. TONS OF PEOPLE ARE INTO IT.), AND I CAN’T HELP IT SHE’S SHOWING THEM OFF TO ME! JEALOUS MUCH?

4.) I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOUR(SLANTED EYES)SELF WOULD BE CALLING BRANDY UGLY? HELL! YOU WERE E-DATING HER TOO!?!?

SERIOUSLY, I THINK IT’S HIGH TIME YOU GOT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU LOST HER TO ME, AFTER THAT YEAR YOU TWO WERE “E-DATING”! IT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY THOUGH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU TWO WERE E-DATING FOR A YEAR OR WHATEVER, AND LITTLE OLD ME CAME ALONG AND TOOK HER FROM YOU IN A SHORT TIME. AND SHE AND I WERE ONLY TALKING FOR A FEW WEEKS, TO A MONTH, AND YOU WERE JUST TOTALLY DITCHED!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSER!!!!!!!! YOU USELESS PIECE OF ASIAN SHIT!!!!!!! TRY DATING A RELATIVE?

5.) “STUCK A FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS”? ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO READ, “STICK A FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS”? FUCKING DUMB ASS, LEARN HOW TO MAKE CORRECT SENTENCES.

I ADMIT THAT MY SPELLING AND USE OF GRAMMAR SUCKS, BUT AT LEAST I TRY AND FIX THE ERRORS. PERHAPS “HOOKED ON PHONICS” WILL HELP YOU?

6.) AS FOR THE FIRECRACKER REMARK. I’M SORRY, BUT SINCE I’M ON PROBATION I’M NOT ALLOWED AROUND THAT KIND OF SHIT. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU!

BUT SINCE I CAN’T DO THAT FOR YOU, HOW ABOUT YOU DO THIS FOR ALL US FULL BLOODED AMERICANS INSTEAD!

– GO BACK TO YOUR ASIAN PIECE OF SHIT HOMELAND, AND BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH AN A-BOMB BITCH! SIT ON IT, ROTATE, AND COUNT DOWN FROM 8…7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

BA BOOM! THERE GOES THE ASIAN SHITS IN THAT SHIT FILLED MUSHROOM (CLOUD)….

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By the way fuck faces, whoever was using that proxy IP address, is now blocked from this site. And any IP address that starts with the first three digits of it, is banned as well.

FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF! FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL! I’m done with this shit, later…

P.S. AND ANYONE ELSE LEAVING SHITTY ASS COMMENTS LIKE THAT, WILL HAVE THEIR IP ADDRESSES BANNED AND BLOCKED TOO!

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Lottery Players….

Rants

Ok, I seriously need to get this off my chest…

PLEASE INCLUDE A LOTTERY TICKET BUYING LINE IN ALL THE DAMN STORES!!!

I’m fucking god damn fuckity fuckin tired of waiting SIX TO TWELVE HOURS IN A LINE AT THE TURKEY HILL MINI MART BECAUSE SOME OLD DUMBASS GRANDMA WANTS TO PLAY THE LOTTERY, AND YET DOESN’T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT SHE WANTS ANYWAY, BECAUSE SHE A STUPID FUCK….

People Please!! Know what the fuck you’re going to buy before entering the damn store! I’m really getting sick and tired of waiting roughly twelve hours in line to pay for ONE THING, (usually for cigarettes) because your fucking dumb ass wants to buy $20 to $50.00 dollars worth of tickets n shit, and STILL don’t know what the fuck you want anyway…

2.) IF YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY THE LOTTERY LIKE THE DUMBASS WHICH YOU ARE, KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE GOING TO THE STORE!

3.) RATHER THEN WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SHIT LOTTERY TICKETS, WHICH 99.999999999% OF THE TIME YOU WON’T WIN ANYWAY, USE YOUR MONEY ON MORE USEFUL STUFF LIKE: HAVING THEM BUILD AN EXPRESS LANE JUST FOR YOU SORRY STUPID FUCKS!

THIS WAY ALL THE NORMAL SMART FOLKS THAT GO THERE TO BUY AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE CAN ACTUALLY DO JUST THAT! JUST BECAUSE YOU WANNA LIVE THERE, DON’T ME WE ALL DO! SORRY!

4.) FOR ALL THE MONEY SPENT ON SHITTY LOTTERY TICKETS, WASTING ALL US SMART FOLK’S PRECIOUS TIMES IN THE STORES WAITING ON YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY NEED IT! THE HOMELESS AND LESS FORTUNATE!

5.) THINK THIS EVERY TIME YOU WANNA WASTE YOUR MONEY ON TICKETS:

“I THINK I’LL STAY HOME AND BE LIKE EVERY OTHER SMART NORMAL JOE OUT IN THE WORLD. I WON’T WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE I’M A LOSER!

AND SINCE I’M THE TOWN’S BIGGEST LOSER, I’LL BE SMART AND STAY THE FUCK HOME! THIS WAY “WE BOTH” WIN. ALL THOSE NORMAL FOLKS CAN BUY AND GO, RATHER THEN WAIT ON MY LOSER ASS! AND “I” WON’T LOSE MY MONEY!

THAT’S A BRILLIANT IDEA! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’LL DO, I’LL JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME!”

6.) YOU KNOW, WITH THE COST OF GAS THESE DAYS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL WIN BACK WHAT YOU’VE SPENT ON THE TICKETS AND THE GAS IT COST YOU TO DRIVE TO THE STORE TO BEGIN WITH?

AND FOR WHAT? NOTHING, EXCEPT MAKING PEOPLE WAIT TWELVE HOURS IN LINE BEHIND YA BECAUSE YOU A STUPID OLD BITCH, THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YA WANT ANYWAY!

THANKS OLD BAG! THANKS A MILLION! NOT!!!!!!!

7.) GOING ALONG WITH 6.) ABOVE THERE: WILL YOU GIVE US THE MONEY TOWARDS OUR GAS, SINCE IT’S THE WINTER TIME YET AND WE ALL LET THE CARS RUN TO KEEP IT WARM?

AFTER WAITING A FUCKING WHOPPING TWELVES HOURS BEHIND YOUR SORRY OLD SAGGING ASS, OUR CARS ARE SUCKING DOWN THE GAS HAG… I’D LIKE $10.00 WORTH OF GAS PLEASE! THANKS YA OLD CUNT!

8.) JESUS FUCK! JUST STOP PLAYING THE LOTTERY ALREADY! DAMN IT!

9.) BY THE TIME YOU GET DONE BUYING THE FUCKING TICKETS, I’LL BE YOUR AGE BITCH! I WAS 30 ENTERING THE STORE AND EXITING THE STORE AT AGE 60!

10.) JUST STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING LOTTERY GOD DAMN IT!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME! QUIT BEING A FUCKING DAMN DUMBASS! GIVE IT UP ALREADY!

YOU HAVEN’T WON SHIT YET, AND WON’T EVER WILL! BE SMART, GO COFFIN SHOPPIN BITCH! JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN QUICKI MART STORES N SHIT!

BETTER YET, COMMIT SUICIDE. THEN YA WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PLAYING THE LOTTERY!

Jesus Fuck, I wish they just made a damn line for those dumbass lottery ticket playing assholes! Aight, I’m done with this shit.. tata you old lottery ticket playing motherfuckers…

P.S. YES! I’m being sarcastic with the 12 hours n shit, it just feels like that long waiting behind their old sagging asses.

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