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Fatty fuckness…

Bitches General Rants

It’s one thing to admit to me you want me, then throw me to the wolf pack, crying wolf. You’ve known who I was, you know me, don’t be lying and shit and claiming to assume you made a mistake. I can’t help the fact that you’re a damn coward fatty fuck face. You rather everyone in your life to control you, your feelings, your emotions, when you take a shit and piss. Don’t take it out on me fatness.

I actually like girls on the heavy side though, because usually they’re better than the skinny ones that claim to love me, and whore on me. I open up to you, you shit me out. I gave you me, you threw me away. You betrayed me, you lied, you told me stories and lies, and cornered me. Fuck you. I thought you were better then that. I was wrong. Fuck you. Fuck your fucking family and friends and fuck the games you played me with. Be their fucking puppet.

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The Kitty Cat…

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For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty…

Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine…

While I was still in middle school, me and my hick friend were hanging out at his barn and found a stray kitty cat. Like a couple of rebel teenagers, we were drinking booze and liquor…

I then made the remark to him, “Wait, how long has it been since you had pussy?” He said, “Oh, a few year!” I said, “Well, there’s one for ya! You didn’t even have to search for one, it came to YOU!” Anyway, like a couple of rebel teenagers drinking booze and crap, decided to fuck with the pussy cat a bit…

First, we put milk in it’s bowl, then I attempted to try and get the cat to drink kerosene, being that it’s clear and doesn’t really have an oder to it… But the fucking cat wouldn’t drink it!! Damn it! So, I then grabbed the lighter and lit the kerosene on fire in front of it’s face… cat didn’t like THAT too much.. LOL!

Then, we tried ramming an M80 up it’s ass, lighting it and run. Damn cat squealed and screamed like a motherfucker… Of course it would, it was getting an M80 rammed up it’s ass. LOL! Damn cat wouldn’t stay still for us, so … hick buddy decided to lock it in this little cage, then run over it with the riding lawnmower… boy, did the cat hate that one too…

I then said, “Welp, I guess we’re not getting any pussy tonight!”

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Fuck and, or Chuck!

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I have just received another email from Yahoo on my “Latest Matches” tonight, and have decided to do up a different approach to this article.. (Yeah right, latest “matches” my fucking ass!) Oh!!, Wait, maybe that’s what they’re trying to find “matches” for then… Ok!! Now I understand..

Anyways, on with the bullshit!This article is called: “Fuck and, or Chuck!” And here’s how it works… I’m *only* using all of the chick’s self pics, and then I will comment on them individually. By each one, I will say if I’d either “Fuck” them, or “Chuck” them, or who knows… maybe even both! I might even *add extra* comments by their photos, who knows, this is all for fun..

Here below is *all* of the chick’s self pics from this email, and by each one is their verdict.. Enjoy! Also, please remember, this is shitty Pennsylvania…beggars can’t be choosers..but, what’s there is there to choose from, just relax…this is only for fun!

Chick 1 – CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is fucking sick looking, wtf Yahoo!!?? This one could pass for a lesbian gone bad on the streets or some shit!!

Chick 2 – CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is *too fat* for me!! If I was in the dark with this one, I’d almost have to make sure I was really getting a blow job or not. Who knows if I was getting a blowjob from one of those extra chins, or something else for that matter..

Chick 3 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – This one looks fuckable, but yet..I wouldn’t wanna keep her!

Chick 4 – CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2. *Too fat* for me!!

Chick 5 – CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2 and #4. *Too fat* for me!!

Chick 6 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I’d tap it, and scrap it! I mean, she’s not bad looking, yet..again, I wouldn’t want to stay with her though.. Just something about her, makes me believe she’d be a slut bitch from hell!!

Chick 7 – FUCK!! – I would *love* to fuck this one!! Hell yeah!! Wouldn’t you!? Thinking about it now, I’d definitely would want to keep this one!! Fuck yeah I would lol!!

Chick 8 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think she’s too shabby really.. Yet, just something with the face makes me wanna shy away.. wouldn’t you!? Yeah, thought so lmao!!

Chick 9 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think this one is pretty, I mean shit..she has ugliness written all up and down that ass..so, yeah..I’d just tap it and scrap it! Hey! This is P.A. now, come on people!! Allow some leanency here..

Chick 10 – CHUCK!! – Whoa! Besides being *fat*, her face is really manly looking. Kinda looks like some *fat* chinese dude done up like a woman…ewww! Sick shit!

Chick 11 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – She really isn’t that bad looking at all. She seems to have some nice sized lips, you all know what that means lmao.. Just something about her though..can’t put my finger on it, [cough] I mean in it!

Chick 12 – FUCK!! – I’d *love* to fuck this one as well! Hell yeah I would! I know the picture doesn’t do “justice” though..sigh. But, I’m sure she’s sexy hot if seen in person!

Chick 13 – CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where!] Ewww!! Hells no!! Hahaha…this is what it must look like when the aliens take over a human body..

Chick 14 – CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where far, far away!] Ewww!! Hells no!! This one looks like a Frankenstein project gone wrong or some shit… wtf is that? I’m starting to think…that this one was really a female “Bigfoot” cleaned up or something. Is this even a known species?

Chick 15 – CHUCK!! – This is what it looks like, when you’d combine a piano with a human female. Look at those piano key, teeth, she has going on there lmao!!

Well, there you have it people! *Another wonderful* list of females in my shitty State of Pennsylvania!! [Mummbles] Jesus Christ…I seriously need to move..sigh.(Please note: This was posted a good while ago.. it’s NOT NEW!!

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Shaving Is A Bitch….

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EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an awesome 4.5 hour day at work, my face looks like a damn RAIN FOREST or JUNGLE!

Sometimes I think about using NADS-THE FACE REMOVER to take care of the problem…but, then I also think that I won’t have enough money to cover the plastic surgery bill, because my shitty job sucks ass! 

I NEED SOMETHING THAT REMOVES HAIR FOR GOOD! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE! IT’S GOOGLE TIME! I’M A LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANNA SHAVE NO MORE!

Do you know how much more time you’d save a day if you didn’t have to shave anymore!? It’s like 10 to 20 mintues a day!!! And I hate them damn lying NORELCO shaver maker bastards to! The old LIFT AND CUT TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF LIFT AND SHIT TECHNOLOGY!

If it was lifting anything….I didn’t notice! I WAS RUNNING THE SHAVER ACROSS MY FACE FOR 20 MINUTES ONE DAY AND IT DIDN’T LIFT AND CUT SHIT! IT MADE MY SKIN ALL RASHY AND SHIT AND IT ITCHED! SOME SPOTS IT CUT ME!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LIFT AND CUT AND LIFT AND CUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS YOU NORELCO BASTARDS! DAMN! I’m done…I gotta go cut my face all to hell with a $50.00 piece of shit NORELCO – LIFT AND RIP SHAVER!

Twisted

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