Here is why…
Both male and female are spending their precious time grunting, moaning, groaning, biting on a piece of stick, pushing out one or two things through a small hole. In the end, they either have one or two little or big shits to deal with. One or two, they’ll always need some tissue.
Either way, they all have to be taken care of… Only difference is, the real shits get flushed, and the others just never seem to get enough.
First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense…
I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need to stop installing them in their houses! It’s one thing if you’re a male that don’t have a huge sagging nut sack, but for people like me we need the higher seats…
Thank God I thought quick, and rescued Peter Johnson and his two little nutty children before the ship sank. Now I have to clean them all off, and ship them off on the proper boat… Although; I just have to make sure they still won’t end up down a whirlpool some how. I’m done with this shit; flush!
Today is the official start date of a new feature for vindictivebastard.com. I’m proudly introducing, “Man or Woman?”…Here’s where I’ll randomly find either men or women photos, and post them to debate what gender they really are. Because well, some times it’s just so damn confusing. Let’s begin!
Hi! I’m a nice, a little shy, and loves to have a great time. I enjoy bowling a lot. I have bowled since I was 10. I also enjoy anything to deal with the outdoors. I like to stay home once in awhile. I like all kinds of music but mostly rock and country. I don’t have a favorite group. I enjoy raised trucks and jeeps. I want one someday. I would like to go muddin someday. I love to go to the beach. My favorite beach is Ocean City, MD. In my picture I have short hair, I plan to grow it out to long hair. I will explain later why I have short hair. I love dogs! I have a half black lab and half german shepard. He is big and all black. He is lovable. I spoil him alot. My favorite color is green. Well I hope to hear from you soon! LATER!
I’m not sure about you, but I think I’d be running the opposite way had I seen this coming towards me. S-he looks like a College Football player with some chick glasses and shit. Either that, or someone that you can find under any horse on the farm while butt-naked, and getting railed by it… I think the parents of this “chick” probably committed suicide later in life after they have known and seen what they’ve created. I would stay clear of this one, you might get tackled…
Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way…
1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a female as well… Is she really a Sasquatch descendant that maybe came out of the woods and shaved the hair off his/her face and got prettied up, or.. WHAT!?!?!?
2.) God damn it I wish they lowered the legal age to 17.
3.) Why do people’s exes have to linger around like a knife in the asshole, and cause more drama bullshit for people while they’re apart? I mean shit, it wasn’t peaches n cream while they were WITH the person, but to cause more shit when they’re apart? Come on!!
4.) Why do people really care so much about Celebrities for? Why does the poperotzy really give a shit about taking pictures of the Celebrities?
I mean, sure it’s a money machine.. but come on! Celebrities are human like YOU are. They are people. Unless I’m lost, confused, and perhaps missed something?
Are they REALLY aliens in human bodies and that’s why they are more important? Come on people, who really gives a fucking shit about Celebrities… The only thing that’s wonderful about “them” is their wallets and bank accounts. That’s all!
Since when did the amount of money in the wallet or bank account really matter, unless you were getting some of it from the beginning? All I can say is, SHARE THE WEALTH YOU CELEBRITY BASTARDS!!
5.) Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?
6.) Why do BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE!?!? And why do GOOD THINGS happen to BAD PEOPLE!?!?
7.) Why are the police out to get pedophiles for? Especially when there are cops out there being pedophiles themselves? Why do they also bust people’s parties for? But end up throwing parties and doing drugs themselves? Especially with underage people as well…
8.) How come whenever I’m offline and not on the internet I don’t have to shit, but as soon as I get online I gotta shit? This hasn’t been happening LATELY, but still… Shit, I better knock on wood quick…
9.) God damn it I wish it was legal to track down spammers and kill them… Burn their machines down and burn the people spamming too…
10.) Why is it when you’re single, you don’t get hit-on that much? But when you’re with someone you really love and care about, you get hit-on all the time? Not that this has happened to me lately, but before…
11.) Why does the weather get really crappy on important and special occasion days, but not on unimportant days?
12.) Why do old people (like my gram and pap) drive slow as fuck when ya gotta be some where important and can’t be late, but drive fast as hell when not needing to be some where important?
There, I was going to add more but I have to leave for work! More to come later, in a new post!
Yep, it’s that time again… Friend and I talking about my shit job and the lady locker room…
Buddy: did ya spy on naked people in the female locker room?!
Me: =D
Buddy: lmao
Me: lmao
Buddy: better get a camera! lmao
Me: nah, fuck the camera.. I’d rather drop the jeans and squirt my creams before they get their clothes back on
Buddy: LMAO LMAO
He don’t know this yet, but I did walk into the Sauna room area though. And here there was a lady laying down in it…Damn it though! She had a towel over her…fuck!
