Here is why…
Both male and female are spending their precious time grunting, moaning, groaning, biting on a piece of stick, pushing out one or two things through a small hole. In the end, they either have one or two little or big shits to deal with. One or two, they’ll always need some tissue.
Either way, they all have to be taken care of… Only difference is, the real shits get flushed, and the others just never seem to get enough.
Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor!
Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!!
Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons),
We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided in your favor.
We were able to recover $46.68 USD and this amount has been credited to you. Please allow five business days for this adjustment to be posted.
If you are due any additional funds, we will make our best effort to recover the balance from the seller.
If the seller’s account has insufficient funds to complete the refund owed to you, please be assured that we will take appropriate action against the seller’s account, which may include limitation of the seller’s account privileges.
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Transaction Details
———————————–Transaction Date: Mar 28, 2007
Transaction Amount: -$112.00 USD
Your Transaction ID: 97467926XH4313154
Seller’s Transaction ID: 7YN66305WN033051N
Case Number: PP-278-752-932
Seller’s Name: Kivan Oconnor
Seller’s Email: kivan.oconnor@yahoo.co.uk
SORRY KIVANOCOCKSUCKER! YOU LOSE! I WIN!
Just for a celebration post, I’ll post one with various names for you, using your own name!! And by the way…don’t think for a minute you’re getting off the hot seat!
YOU FUCKED ME OVER! YOU WILL STILL BE ASSED OUT! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON’T FUCK EVERYONE ELSE OVER!!
YOU WILL STILL BE REPORTED ON RIPOFFREPORT.COM AND YOU’LL STILL GET A PERSONAL PAGE ON “ED“!
THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT, NO MORE SHIT FROM ME! WHEE!
Oh God I’m so happy and awesome! Hey! That’s to be expected though, I was just born awesome! And any chick that’s with me is awesome, and our future kids will be awesome!
They all follow in my footsteps of total awesomeness!
