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Various vagina lips…

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Okay, this was brought up in another post of mine. Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks?

I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?

Here, I’ve gone ahead and rounded up some image examples from the internet, this way you can see what I’m talking about…

(These are nudes of chicks, please be advised! NSFW!!)

a) Here’s an example of the “hamburger bun” or “camel toe” lips I was talking about. Don’t it look Mmm, tasty!! Here’s one that’s pretty much the same too, except with her bent over like that, it looks like an EMBEDDED YO-YO…

b) Here’s another shot of the same chick’s pussy that you seen above there. But, with her spread eagle like that, it looks like a “Double Heart”.. don’t it?

c) Here’s another one, I’m going to call it the “Slit Clit”… Why? Because it has a nice slit up the middle of the clit. Nothing protruding and shit…That’s a nice one too…

d) Here’s another one, I’m going to call it the “clam”. Why? Because don’t it kinda look like a clam? It’s a nice one too… Licky licky, slip in the dicky…

e) (Forewarning, most guys might not want to look at this one) Here’s another one too. This one is gross looking. Why? Because it looks like the lady not only dildo herself with a normal dildo, but a Chef Knife too, looks all bloody and shit.. Ewww!! SICK!

f) Here’s another one, this is another gross one. This is one of those “What the hell is it? Is it safe to put my dick in this?” pussies…

g) (Forewarning; not really because it’s gross, but because there’s a guys cock in it as well.) Here’s another one, this is going to get the name “Gaping Maw”… Well, you’ll understand why I gave it that name then, once you seen it .. LOL!

h) Here’s another one, this is the “Slop of Fuck” I was talking about.. What the hell is this shit?!?!? Is it safe to put a dick in this or what?!?!?! Eeek!

Anyway, yeah.. I think that about sums it up for various pussy lips. If I happened to miss some, let me know!

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Coming Soon – A new blog theme …

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UPDATE! – I’ve been busting my balls all fucking day to get this theme ready! I only got, like, TWO more things to do yet, and she should be ready for uploading!!

I tried my best to get this theme looking about the same, in Microshit IE6, Firefox 2.0.X, and Opera. As far as I know, it’s looking pretty damn close in all three browsers. I’m not sure about the Safari browser, because, I’m just not that lucky!

It WILL be uploaded tonight sometime, it’s now 8:33pm for me, Eastern Standard time… I should have the bitch uploaded very soon. Again, I’m not good with making images, so.. if you don’t like some of them, just licky lick my hairy nut sacks! If you really want too, make some for me!

Also, you might want to wear sun glasses and shit! Before viewing the site…it’s a big color change from the shitty Headspace theme we have now.. so.. just wanted to warn you all!! Anyway, I’m done preaching, time to get back to theming.. tata!!

I’m sure there is going to be little issues here and there once I upload it, but, I’ll try and take care of them as soon as possible!

And I mean, really soon! I’m sending this out a few hours or so early, just to give everyone the head ups!

As most of you know, I’ve posted about this numerous of times before, and never actually did anything! There’s a simple explanation for that, and that’s because I’m a lazy son of a bitch!

Nah, I can’t lie… I just spend 98% of the time with my hand between the legs, whacking it and smacking it.. Anyway, I’ll be uploading and activating an already released theme, which I quickly tweaked for on here…

To let you all know, I’m not Mr Awesome Header Graphic/Logo Designer Man! I never was any good with making images, especially when I have a shitty ass Photo Imaging software, such as: THE LIMP DICK GIMP!!

Also, there might be some little issues here and there, which I’ll have to take care of then. I’m trying my damn best to get this shit straightened now though. Even though I haven’t slept since yesterday some time … but, that’s normal!

Another thing is, this is going to be a temporary theme, I wasn’t planning on keeping this one, unless of course you folks want it for a good length of time…? I’m just sick of the damn Headspace theme, I’ve been staring at the piece of shit for almost two years now, so.. time to scrap that fucker, and put up another!

Aight, I’m done with this. That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Tata!

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Can u make me something….

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Can u make me something….

IF YOUR MY FRIEND…YOU WOULD… RIGHT?

COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! BASTARD WANNA BE… BUT… NOT BEING FRIENDS CAN LICK MY LEFT NUT AND SUCK THE RIGHT ONE TO BALANCE SHIT OUT DOWN THERE!

If your going to be a friend…BE ONE! Don’t go using people’s while throwing that bullshit line of: If your my friend….you would… right!? Or they just play head games like they did in highschool to get what they want….then repeatedly shit on you the next how many times over!

WATCH OUT FOR WONDERFUL USING BASTARD “FRIENDS”!

I dunno about you, but I got a nose for them. I can smell the shit coming from a mile away! Don’t fall for stupid little flirty girls, kids, anyone that likes to play head games with a temporary “flirtty” attitude or whatever. It’s only done if or when they think they would benefit from you! Once they got whatever their looking for…it’s… TIME TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT AGAIN!

** NEWS FLASH **

ALL THE USING BASTARD “FRIEND’S” WILL END UP WITH SHIT! BECAUSE… THAT’S ALL THEY ARE TO START WITH!

I’m done..laterz…

Twisted

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Don’t waste your money on Nads-Hair Remover…

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DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND KEEP BUYING NADS – HAIR REMOVER!

It’s basically super-glue in disguise! I think they just collected a shitload of superglue, changed the coloring of it a bit and changed the labeling on it! I know this has been out for awhile and they had millions of suckers buying this shit.

But I was just thinking about it again, because my damn facial hair keeps growing in and it pisses me off….and I remembered the first time I tried NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! Rather then hair remover! That’s what it should really be called! If you want a nice smooth face, try NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! It removes all your facial hair, pimples and your face all in ONE!

Don’t be a dumbass anymore and waste $20.00 to $30.00 for Nads! Do you know how many tubes of super-glue you can get for that kind of money!? Just imagine! Well….my pap is always asking….Where is my super-glue? And I tell him…just use Nads! It works just the same but better! Well, even to this day were still using that same old mini bucket of Nads for necessary household issues! I bought that probably a year or two ago lol! It also works great for bonding things together. I think the last thing we bonded together was a broken rider mower axle! Damn! That saved us a shitload of money on a welding bill!

Anyways…if you continue to buy NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID! You’ll eventually realize it when your in the hospital getting plastic surgery because your face was removed! Well, for those that kept trying it should know what I’m talking about lol! I think everyone on the globe fell for this bullshit…but not anymore! FUCK OFF N DIE NAD MAKERS, SUCK AND LICK MY NADS! BITCHES! I’m done….

Twisted

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