Rants

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE TO GO TO THEM STUPID ASS MEETINGS!? IT’S MORE RETARDED THEN THE WORK ITSELF!

Well…I haven’t gone to like the past 5 or so meetings and have gotten more write-ups because of it…so I had to go to this shitty ass meeting, just to hear the same old bullshit about SHITTY WORK!

Here is a list of what we constantly hear at a shitty meeting!

1) CHANGES! – CHANGES THAT MAKES OUR SHITTY DAY AT WORK EVEN SHITTIER! Because, they keep adding things on to the shitty…shit..shit that we have to start with! It would be too easy if they just had us do a normal job flow or something! But, noo! They have to go out and over the limits to make things more complicated! FUCKING PRICK BASTARDS!

2) COMPLAINTS – Certain peoples are always bitching about doing more work then they are suppose to! But, it’s usually the ones bitching all the time that is doing the less amount of work!

3) NARKING BITCHES – There is always one or two “stupid-visors” that is narking on the slave-workers because they wanna keep that special place in the higher-up’s asses! They just have to say something to make themselves feel special! Well!….I hate to break it to you FUCK NUTS….YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ASSHOLE PLUGS! WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR FACE AND HEAD! I’M SURE THE HIGHER-UPS ARE TIRED OF HAVING YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES IT’S NOT FUNNY!

4) STRIPPING OF WHATEVER RIGHTS ARE LEFT! WHICH ISN’T MUCH! – Fucking bastards keep taking away the little rights or freedom that we should have to start with because they don’t offer shit to anyone from the start! We are just basically slaves that keep getting whippings! WELL! SCRATCH THAT…EVEN THE SLAVES HAD IT BETTER, BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THEY HAD TO PAY FOR A SLICE OF BREAD AND WHATEVER! I ALSO THINK THE JEWS HAD MORE RESPECT IN THE GERMAN CONENTRATION CAMPS! OUR NEW SLAVE MOTTO OR SLOGAN IS:  LETS ALL WORK FOR NOTHING! AFTER ALL WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING! HERE! TAKE OUR SHITTY PAYCHECKS TO!

5) THE SLAVE DRIVERS (MANAGERS) BITCH ABOUT THE SLAVE-WORKERS SHITTY WORK PERFORMANCES! Well! For one fucking thing, they shouldn’t be bitching about shit to start with, because of the following:

A) THE PLACE IS SHIT!

B) THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!

C) YOU DON’T GET SHIT! NO BENEFITS, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SHITTY MEALS NOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY THROW THE SHIT OUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT! US PART-TIMERS DON’T MAKE SHIT TO START WITH A MONTH AND WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT 10% OR MORE A MONTH FOR FOOD!

D) YOU HAVE TO WORK IN A BURNER BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THE FUCKING AC WORKING! EVERY GOD DAMN DAY YOUR LOSING 2 OR MORE POUNDS! IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT, COME AND WORK WHERE I WORK! YOU’LL LOSE IT QUICK! FUCK THEM BULLSHIT DIETS OUT THERE!

E) PEOPLE DON’T RESPECT ANYONE! WE ARE ALL IN THE SHIT-HOLE TOGETHER! BUT, THERE IS DUMBASSES THAT THINK THEY SHOULD COME BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! AH! NOT! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO ASSHOLES!

TO END THIS OFF FOR NOW! THE PLACE IS SO SHITTY THAT IT MAKES A CESSPOOL LOOK LIKE A NICE PLACE TO TAKE A BATH!

Ok, I am done for now! I can’t think straight because shitty work is draining me! I will post more to this then! That’s a promise! I’m out..gotta get back to working on the new layout!

Twisted

ME AND MY SITE ARE WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU BASTARDS!

What I hate the most is the bastards online with sites that are bringing in the good hits, that can’t add your site link onto their site! I mean, even if some peoples think your site is shitty, it might NOT BE TO OTHERS! Here below is why they don’t wanna add your links!

1) THEY ARE JUST STUCK-UP BASTARDS WITH A FUCKING EGO PROBLEM!

2) THEY ARE JEALOUS OF YOUR SITE, AND AFRAID TO LOSE THEIR MEMBERS TO YOUR SITE!

3) THEY MUST THINK THEY ARE SO SPECIAL AND HOLD THIS WONDERFUL EGO OF THEMSELVES ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE AND THEY THINK THEY CONTROL THE NET! NOT! DON’T THINK SO FUCK NUTS!

4) JUST BECAUSE YOUR NOT USING THEIR SOFTWARE, EXAMPLES: BLOGGERS, FORUMS AND SUCH, THEY WON’T ADD YOUR LINK ONTO THEIR SITE! WHICH IS BULLSHIT! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T USE A SPECIFIC SOFTWARE, DOESN’T MEAN THEY SHOULD BE DENIED A SPOT ON (YOUR) THEIR SITE FOR A LINK! 

5) TO THEM IT DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO LINK TO SITES JUST STARTING OFF! I MEAN, AFTER ALL….THEY WERE NEVER IN THAT SPOT BEFORE! THEY JUST UPLOADED THEIR SITES AND THEY GOT SHITLOADS OF TRAFFIC DAILY AND BECAME POPULAR BY THE NEXT DAY! I MEAN IT’S TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO ADD YOUR LINK! THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE OUT BETTER THAT WAY, BUT THEY HAVE THEIR FUCKING HEADS AND HIGH EGOS SO FAR UP THEIR OWN ASSES THEY CAN’T SEE ANY BENEFIT THEY MIGHT GET FROM LINK EXCHANGES WITH “NOT-SO-BIG” SITES!

That’s ok! If and when mine becomes big! I won’t be like them other assholes out there on the net! The only thing I’ll expect is an honest link exchange! Where the other person actually adds my site link to their site’s pages and I’ll add their’s to mine! Like me and the Megaflow Beer Funnels Co did! Anyways….if you’d like to exchange links with my site, you’ll be added to the main site’s link page as well as the plog! I’m done….laterz….

Twisted

WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, LET’S BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

It’s the sad truth though…..everything wrong these days is because of the Lord! Let’s blame everything on him and get rid of Christianity for good! Here below is my list of why people are blaming him. Now, this is just for fun…it’s not really for these things…so, BARE WITH ME FUCK NUTS!

1) MY TOLIET IS CLOGGED! …. GOD DAMN IT JESUS, YOUR ALWAYS FUCKING CLOGGING MY TOLIET! I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE THE GOV’T GETS RID OF CHRISTIANITY IN THE USA!

2) MY MOWER DECK IS CUTTING UNEVEN…LETS BLAME IT ON THE LORD!

3) MY WHORE BAG WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME AGAIN…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

4) THEY RAISED THE GAS PRICES…..LET’S   ”      ”      ”  

5) IF YOU TURN GAY AFTER 5 YEARS OF BEING STRAIGHT…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

6) IF YOUR DILDO’S BATTERY STARTS DYING ON YOU DURING AN ORGASM…. LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

7) THE GOV’T AND THE PEOPLE WANNA GET RID OF CHRISTIANITY IN THE USA… LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

8) THERE IS TERRORISTS AND TERRORISM IN THE WORLD MAKING IT HELL FOR EVERYONE…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

9) THE BIPOLARS ARE GETTING WAY TOO OUTTA HAND THESE DAYS….BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TAKING THEIR FUCKING MEDICATIONS LIKE THEY SUPPOSE TO….LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

10) THERE IS BIPOLARS IN THE WORLD…….LET’S   ”      ”      ”   WELL..YEAH… HE DID MAKE THEM THOUGH HAHAHA..BUT.. ANYWAYS….HE ALSO MADE A WAY OF GETTING RID OF THEM FOR GOOD TO….A GUN! FUCK THE MEDS….THAT SHIT WON’T WORK…THEY JUST NEED TO GO FOR GOOD!

11) THE PRIESTS ARE MOLESTING KIDS AND SHIT LET’S  ”    ”    ” FUCKING PRIESTS OR PASTORS THAT MOLESTED KIDS, ARE NOT REALLY “CHRISTIANS” OR WHATEVER! IF THEY WERE THEY WOULDN’T BE DOING THAT SHIT!

12) THERE IS DUMB-ASSES THAT ARE RUNNING “CHRISTIAN” ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE FUCKING UP THE REP OF THAT ORGANIZATION SO LET’S   ”      ”      “

I dunno about you! But all this negativity towards the Christians is BULLSHIT! IT’S NOT THE LORD DOING THE WRONG! IT’S THE IDIOTS DOING THE SHIT IN OR UNDER THE NAME OF THE LORD! IF THINGS WHERE REALLY DONE WITH OR BY HIS WAY! THIS WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE! THIS IS ANOTHER REASON WHY THE LORD WILL ALLOW THE SHITTY WORLD ALONG WITH THE USA TO FALL TO THE CESSPOOL, BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM, OR DO WITHOUT HIM! IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! I’m done….If you wanna speak on this, feel free!

SO THE EX-BIPOLAR BITCH AND HER NEW LOVER CAN HAVE MORE FUN TIMES TOGETHER! EVEN IF YOUR BRINGING IN SHIT FOR MONEY A MONTH LIKE ME….THEY STILL WANT IT!

Here below is a list of what they really do with your money after you pay for child support a month! And just this the thought of this pisses me off!

1) SO THEY CAN GO OUT TO THE MOVIES AND OUT TO EAT MORE, WITHOUT USING THEIR OWN MONEY!

2) SO IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE CAR, THEY CAN USE THE CHILD SUPPORT MONEY TO GET IT FIXED!

3) TO HELP PAY FOR CABLE, OR THE DISH EVERY MONTH! WHILE YOUR STUCK TRYING TO GET BY ON THE SHIT THAT IS LEFT OVER FROM YOUR PAY!

4) THEY JUST DO IT TO BE IGNORANT BITCHES, AND THEY JUST MONEY HUNGRY! THEY KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT MAKE SHIT A MONTH FOR AN INCOME, BUT.. THEY JUST ENJOY TAKING THE LITTLE MONEY YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE TO START WITH!

5) SO THEY CAN GO OUT CLUBBING OR WHATEVER! BUT, WHILE YOU AND THE BITCH WIFE WHERE MARRIED, SHE DIDN’T LIKE YOU (THE HUBBY) AND HER GOING OUT DRINKING…..BUT IT’S PERFECTLY OK FOR THE NEW BOYFRIEND AND HER TO DO IT!

6) TO HELP PAY FOR THEIR INTERNET BILL A MONTH! BUT, AGAIN…WHILE YOU AND THE BITCH WIFE WHERE MARRIED, SHE DIDN’T LIKE YOU TO BE ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME OR WHATEVER…BUT IT’S OK FOR THE NEW BOYFRIEND TO DO IT!

7) SO THEY CAN GET NEW COUCHES, CHAIRS, DINING SETS OR WHATEVER TO LIVE LIKE KING AND QUEEN! WHILE YOUR STILL ON A SHITTY HAND-ME-DOWN COUCH OR CHAIR! AND STILL USING THAT SHITTY SILVERWARE SET FROM THE CHEAPEST YARD SALE YOU WENT TO BEFORE!

8) SO THEY CAN GET THAT BEER, WEED, OR ANY OTHER KIND OF DRUGS! WHILE YOU HAVE TO SUFFER… BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH LEFT TO SPEND!

9) SO THEY CAN GET THAT NICE HALF A DOUBLE HOME OR A NICE APARTMENT TO LIVE IN! WHILE YOUR STILL LIVING IN A SHITTY MOBILE HOME, OR EVEN LIVING OUT OF A TRUCK SOME WHERE!

10) SO WHEN IT’S TIME TO FILE FOR TAX RETURNS….HER AND HER NEW LOVER CAN GET THAT 2 TO $4,000.00 BACK FOR CHILD EARNED CREDIT AND YOUR STUCK WITH A SHITTY $300.00 RETURN! AND IS EXPECTED TO PAY ATLEAST $400.00 IN OLD DEBTS MADE WHILE YOU AND THE BITCH WHERE MARRIED….AND SHE DON’T HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF HELPING YOU PAY THEM OFF! AND SHE KNOWS YOUR ONLY MAKING LIKE NOT EVEN $300.00 TO $400.00 A MONTH IN PAY!

There….that is all for now! I will think of more and then add em later! Ta ta…laterz

Twisted

IT’S TIME TO PAY UP HONEY!

Now the whole thing with paying child support isn’t bad, if your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend isn’t a bitch that is just money hungry, and trying to make your life a living hell! THIS SHIT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

THE WOMEN THAT ARE JUST BITCHES AND LOOKING TO MAKE YOUR NEW WONDERFUL LIFE WITHOUT THEM A LIVING HELL! BY COMING AT YOU WITH THE WHOLE CHILD SUPPORT BULLSHIT! It’s either because they know, you have a good paying job, or you really don’t, but they just want money from you so they can have a good time, while saying it’s going to the kids! AH!!… YEAH RIGHT.. BITCHES! WHATEVER!

PAYING CHILD SUPPORT ISN’T BAD! IT’S THE BITCHES COMING FOR IT… THAT IS BAD! Because all they want to do with it, is use it on themselves for the most part! While using the kids as an excuse for free money! Another thing that pisses me off, is..when the wife goes and cheats on you, possibly getting pregnant while still with you…and then comes for the child support!

Then having her income….the new boyfriend’s income, one of the kid’s income, if on SSI and then comes at you for money, while having a shitty job! A SHIT JOB LIKE I HAVE! IT’S LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH COMING UP TO A HOMELESS GUY AND WANTING HIS MONEY, BECAUSE HE ISN’T HAPPY WITH WHAT HE MAKES! HE NEEDS TO COLLECT FROM A POOR HOMELESS GUY!

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE PAYING OUT MONEY TO SOMEONE THAT DON’T REALLY NEED IT ANYWAYS, BUT THE KIDS, BUT… THEY USE IT ON THEMSELVES! SO YOUR BASICALLY SUPPORTING THE EX-BITCH AND NEW BOYFRIEND’S WONDERFUL PLAY TIME TOGETHER, SO THEY CAN SAVE THEIR MONEY FOR OTHER STUPID REASONS!

I wish I had a fucking time machine and go back in time and change all the mistakes I made! Damn! I would be A BILLION TIMES MORE HAPPY THEN I AM NOW! I’m done…laterz

Twisted

AND..THE COPS WORRY ABOUT YOUNG AND OR STUPID PEOPLE, BEING DRUNK AND DRIVING! AH!

I think the cops need to worry about the old people driving rather then the younger kids and drunk drivers! Jesus! THEY NEED THEIR LICENSES REVOKED FOR GOOD! I have seen it already a number of times….old ladys and paps ramming into the back of other cars and causing accidents…or running off the road themselves and fucking up their cars really bad!

Just the other day while going to work, I seen this kid get out of his car and look at the back bumper, because some old lady didn’t stop in time and hit his car’s rear-end. It must not have been too bad, because he wasn’t really pissed off…and he got back into his car and took off like a bat outta hell lol! And I noticed at the next light, he kept watching his rearview because she was coming up behind him again…..hahaha… Damn!

Even my pap scares me while driving with him, because he tends to drive off to the right-side of the road where the grooves are made, and sometimes he starts going into the on-coming traffic lane, and I’m like shit! PAP!.. STAY BETWEEN YOUR LINES! I THINK ALL THE OLDER PEOPLES NEED TO GIVE UP THEIR DRIVERS LICENSE BEFORE SOMEONE ENDS UP WITH A DEATH CERTIFICATE!

Here below is a little list of why their licenses should be revoked for good!

1) THEIR VISION IS SHITTY

2) THEIR RESPONSE TIME SUCKS ASS!

3) THEIR REFLEXES ARE SHOT!

4) THEY.. THEMSELVES ARE SHOT TO SHIT!

5) THEIR CARS ARE USUSALLY WAY TOO BIG FOR THEM TO START WITH, AND THEY CAN’T REALLY HANDLE THAT SIZE CAR ANYMORE! BE KINDA LIKE GILLIGAN STEERING THE TITANIC!

6) THEIR CARS ARE SHITTY JUST LIKE THEM! EVEN IF THEIR CARS COULD DRIVE ITSELF, IT WOULD STILL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT… BECAUSE IT’S A PIECE SHIT! AND WOULDN’T DRIVE ANY BETTER THEN THEM IF IT COULD!

7) THEY CAN’T STAY BETWEEN THE DAMN LINES! I MEAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKES, THE LINES ARE BIG AND COLORED, EVEN A HALF BLIND PERSON COULD SEE IT, AND I’M SURE A HALF BLIND PERSON WOULD DRIVE BETTER THEN THEM OLD BASTARDS!

8) MOST OLD PEOPLES CAN’T EVEN PUMP THEIR OWN GAS, BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID OR WEAK!

9) THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING AT THE SCENERY RATHER THEN KEEPING THEIR EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD! FUCKING SUNDAY DRIVERS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS AND NEED TO TAKE THEIR SUNDAY DRIVE UP AND DOWN THE THEIR OWN DAMN DRIVEWAY AND STAY THE FUCK OFF THE MAIN ROADS!

10) THEY ARE JUST OLD AND STUPID AND NEED TO STAY HOME AND WATCH WHEEL OF FORTUNE, PRICE IS RIGHT AND THE 700 CLUB OR SOMETHING!

Twisted

I KNOW IT’S ALMOST SUMMER, BUT, I SURE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP ALL OF MY BLOOD!

Fucking god damn gnats and bloodsucking bastard bugs can suck the shit outta my ass! IF I WANTED TO GIVE UP YAY MANY PINTS OF BLOOD A DAY….I’D GO TO THE RED CROSS AND LAY DOWN AND SAY….DRAIN ME BITCHES!

I must have gotten like 10 to 20 welts on my arms, back and other places within 20 minutes of being outside WORKING ON ONE OF PAP’S SHITTY RIDING LAWN MOWERS! God I wish I had the chance to switch places with them bloodsucking, cocksucking, shit eating WHORE BAG BASTARD BUGS! SO I CAN SUCK THE LIFE AND SHIT OUTTA THEM FOR ONCE!

And…give them some other bastard’s WEST NILE VIRUS or something! By the end of the week I’ll look like I have the chicken-pox again or something….fucking bastard bugs! I should just take a bag of blood and let them suck on that shit….and when they start filling themselves up….I’ll squeeze the bag and see if they pop!

Naa….I’ll just get myself a damn FLAME THROWER! And, when I see them bastards coming around me I’ll crank that bitch on…and fry their asses! Well…I gotta go work on the damn mower again so I can get bit the fuck up again! Laterz…

(Please note: I also use the OFF spray….and it seems like they don’t give a shit about it anymore or it’s not working like it suppose to be…like it’s weak or something! Anyways…if that won’t stop them…my damn FLAME THROWER WILL!)

Twisted