A MOUTH ONLY A COCK WOULD LOVE…

Bitches

“You” wouldn’t have to worry about drag marks, or deep gouges. Open up wider Krystole, I mean toothless.. in cums a cock!

Krystole the wonder stealer!

While browsing online, it’s amazing the shit you can find on people.. If I was this chick waking up every fucking morning, and had to look at this face in the damn mirror, that’s if it didn’t break first though! I’d probably want to commit suicide..

No, scratch that! I’d probably want to do one of the following things first though! (Krystole’s thoughts of course!)

1.) Rather then spend waste all damn day and night fixing my pictures with Photoshop, I could just shave down a few Chicklets and super glue them where needed..

2.) If the Chicklets method didn’t work, then I would probably go through the public welfare system! Hey! Even though I don’t deserve to be on it to begin with, I wouldn’t care!

I would just use my Medical Assistance card at the nearest dentist for a major overhaul on the teeth! The total cost might come to around $2,000.00 dollars or so, but, I wouldn’t have to pay it! All you hard working folks would have too!

3.) If the above two things failed, which it probably would because I’m a dumbass like that like, I could always just ask one of the chicks in which I steal site layouts, pictures, and other shit from, to punch me in the fucking mouth a few times until the rest of the teeth fell out!

Hey! No teeth would better than what I have now right!?!

P.S. After taking a look at that picture again, I don’t even think a horse that bathed in cow shit three times would want a blow job from her..

I can just picture it now, while she’s down there trying to give the horse a knob job.. it back kicks her in the face knocking out the rest of those brown teeth.. and then runs off to the farmer holding a shotgun..

(Please note: I did NOT get this image myself, from any of this person’s site(s), I got it through other sources! If you don’t like it, my balls need washed, start licking bitches!)

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Fuck and, or Chuck!

General

I have just received another email from Yahoo on my “Latest Matches” tonight, and have decided to do up a different approach to this article.. (Yeah right, latest “matches” my fucking ass!) Oh!!, Wait, maybe that’s what they’re trying to find “matches” for then… Ok!! Now I understand..

Anyways, on with the bullshit!This article is called: “Fuck and, or Chuck!” And here’s how it works… I’m *only* using all of the chick’s self pics, and then I will comment on them individually. By each one, I will say if I’d either “Fuck” them, or “Chuck” them, or who knows… maybe even both! I might even *add extra* comments by their photos, who knows, this is all for fun..

Here below is *all* of the chick’s self pics from this email, and by each one is their verdict.. Enjoy! Also, please remember, this is shitty Pennsylvania…beggars can’t be choosers..but, what’s there is there to choose from, just relax…this is only for fun!

Chick 1 – CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is fucking sick looking, wtf Yahoo!!?? This one could pass for a lesbian gone bad on the streets or some shit!!

Chick 2 – CHUCK!! Ewww! This one is *too fat* for me!! If I was in the dark with this one, I’d almost have to make sure I was really getting a blow job or not. Who knows if I was getting a blowjob from one of those extra chins, or something else for that matter..

Chick 3 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – This one looks fuckable, but yet..I wouldn’t wanna keep her!

Chick 4 – CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2. *Too fat* for me!!

Chick 5 – CHUCK!! – Same thoughts and opinions as Chick #2 and #4. *Too fat* for me!!

Chick 6 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I’d tap it, and scrap it! I mean, she’s not bad looking, yet..again, I wouldn’t want to stay with her though.. Just something about her, makes me believe she’d be a slut bitch from hell!!

Chick 7 – FUCK!! – I would *love* to fuck this one!! Hell yeah!! Wouldn’t you!? Thinking about it now, I’d definitely would want to keep this one!! Fuck yeah I would lol!!

Chick 8 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think she’s too shabby really.. Yet, just something with the face makes me wanna shy away.. wouldn’t you!? Yeah, thought so lmao!!

Chick 9 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – I don’t think this one is pretty, I mean shit..she has ugliness written all up and down that ass..so, yeah..I’d just tap it and scrap it! Hey! This is P.A. now, come on people!! Allow some leanency here..

Chick 10 – CHUCK!! – Whoa! Besides being *fat*, her face is really manly looking. Kinda looks like some *fat* chinese dude done up like a woman…ewww! Sick shit!

Chick 11 – FUCK AND CHUCK!! – She really isn’t that bad looking at all. She seems to have some nice sized lips, you all know what that means lmao.. Just something about her though..can’t put my finger on it, [cough] I mean in it!

Chick 12 – FUCK!! – I’d *love* to fuck this one as well! Hell yeah I would! I know the picture doesn’t do “justice” though..sigh. But, I’m sure she’s sexy hot if seen in person!

Chick 13 – CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where!] Ewww!! Hells no!! Hahaha…this is what it must look like when the aliens take over a human body..

Chick 14 – CHUCK!! – Eeek!! [Runs, and hides some where far, far away!] Ewww!! Hells no!! This one looks like a Frankenstein project gone wrong or some shit… wtf is that? I’m starting to think…that this one was really a female “Bigfoot” cleaned up or something. Is this even a known species?

Chick 15 – CHUCK!! – This is what it looks like, when you’d combine a piano with a human female. Look at those piano key, teeth, she has going on there lmao!!

Well, there you have it people! *Another wonderful* list of females in my shitty State of Pennsylvania!! [Mummbles] Jesus Christ…I seriously need to move..sigh.(Please note: This was posted a good while ago.. it’s NOT NEW!!

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Yahoo’s matches by email, wtf Yahoo!?

General

Like I said numerous of times before, the chicks in my shitty State of Pennsylvania,…ARE NOT, all that great looking!! And the possibility of finding someone, is slim to nothing. Well, you be the “judge” lol!! Take a gander at the screen shot below here..

(Click the smaller image below here, to see the rest of them, and a bigger version of the screen shot.)

Yahoo Matches By Email- Small

Come on Yahoo!! Either force people to upload their self pictures, or delete their shitty accounts!! It isn’t that hard, is it? I mean shit, if you click on the smaller image above and go to view the bigger one, you’ll see that just a little under half of them, don’t have their shitty self pictures uploaded..

Besides all that, a little more then half of those that have images uploaded, are god damn dogs!! Jesus Christ people…see what I’m talking about now? Finding someone descent looking, and even a generally “good” person, is like finding a needle in a hay stack for Christ’s sakes..

I know I might live in the country, on an “old” farm, and have enough land for pigs, dogs, cows and such animals,.. but…that doesn’t mean I want any, or NEED any for that matter!! Thanks for nothing Yahoo!! You can go ahead and keep the barn yard animals.. I’ll just pack up and move to another location, or State even… I’ve been seriously thinking about it too.. Fuck it! I’m done with this shit! Tata!!

P.S. Yes, I know…the ones that don’t have their shitty self pictures uploaded, probably don’t have a way to upload it onto their shitty computers or something..

Yeah, come up with another excuse..I mean shit, if they have a PC, or access to one, then they should or would also have some brains, to find away to get them uploaded onto their PC’s.

Oh well…fuck it! 99% of the time, they probably just won’t get hit on!! And even IF they did get hit on, they’re still fat fucking whore bag bitches from fatty filled hell!! It’s their loss lmao!! (Please note: This was posted a good while ago.. it’s NOT NEW!!)

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31 ways of knowing of a cheating lover

It Is Said

Yeah, I know.. this has been around the net for how long now, but.. fuck it! It’s still fun to read, and “see” if the possibilities of them cheating are there.. Right!?!?!?!?

Now! Here below are the 31 Ways Of Knowing Of A Cheating Lover, and of course.. I have my own numbers picked for what I think fits my current shitty relationshit.. I mean, relationship.. whatever you wanna call it!! Ah well.. fuck it..

1. Your mate is more attentive to your needs than usual. This is due to the guilt feelings experienced by the cheater in the early stages of his or her affair. The attention will diminish as the affair continues.

2. Your mate begins buying you gifts — lots of gifts. These are “Guilt Gifts” purchased because your partner feels guilty about betraying you and showering you with presents makes him or her feel better.

3. Your mate’s behavior is causing a gut feeling in you that something isn’t right. If this happens, pay attention to your instincts. Ignoring them means you want to blind yourself to the truth. You know your mate’s habits, routines and attitudes better than anybody, so be suspicious when these things change.

4. Your mate frequently picks fights with you. Doing this gives him reason to get mad and storm out of the house and thus the opportunity to meet a lover. A cheater may also do this because of mixed emotions he is feeling about betraying you.

5. Your mate constantly talks about your relationship ending when you fight or argue. She says things like, “What would you do if our relationship ended?” or “If anything ever happened to us, I would always love you like a friend.” In general, she seems very negative about your relationship. Your mate makes these statements because she has a lover to fall back on if your relationship ends. If your partner repeats these kinds of statements often, be suspicious.

6. Your mate becomes very moody. He or she seems very upbeat and excited when leaving you but acts somber and depressed when around you. If your mate is in a long-term affair, he/she will try to keep both relationships running smoothly. Any problems the cheater has in one relationship will spill over into the other relationship as well. This is inevitable.

7. Your mate never talks to you. You live together but don’t interact. He has become cold and inconsiderate of your feelings.

8. Your mate’s taste in music suddenly changes. For instance, she always listened to pop music but suddenly starts listening to country music. Your partner might be listening to and growing fond of this new type of music because her lover listens to it.

9. Your mate lacks self-esteem. This doesn’t necessarily mean he will go out and have an affair, but an insecure individual often looks to others for guidance. If an insecure person’s needs aren’t being met, he might find the desired feelings of security and positive feedback in an affair with someone else.

10. Your mate continually criticizes another person. She is trying to make you think that type of individual would never be of interest to her, although there actually exists a secret attraction.

11. Your mate easily becomes offended at the comments, however harmless, that you make.

12. Your mate stops paying attention to you, your children and home-life in general.

13. Your mate begins closing doors when you are around, when before he or she would leave them open. For instance, the Bathroom-Door Rule: Couples in long-term relationships often leave their bathroom doors open while attending to necessities even if their partners are nearby. As affairs develop, the cheating mates will close bathroom doors, distancing themselves physically and psychologically from their partners.

14. Your mate stops complimenting you on your looks.

15. Your mate stops saying, “I love you.”

16. You mate acts guilty when you do something nice for him or her. You are supposed to be the person who is making life miserable and the relationship untenable. By doing something nice, you force the cheater to think about what he or she is doing.

17. Your mate turns the table and accuses you of cheating but has no evidence.

18. Your mate would rather spend time with friends than be with you.

19. Your mate shows no interest in your relationship’s future.

20. Your mate stops being affectionate.

21. Your mate is more interested in reading a book or watching television than talking with you or making love to you.

22. Your mate frequently talks about the problems a friend, neighbor, co-worker, course instructor or classmate of the opposite sex is having.

23. Your mate begins using new catch phrases or starts to tell types of jokes or express opinions that are unusual for him or her.

24. Your mate pays less and less attention to your children. They seem to sense something is wrong and don’t seem to be as emotionally healthy or secure as they once were.

25. Your mate has been acting emotionally distant and withdrawn but when you ask about it, he doesn’t want to discuss it and becomes very protective of his privacy.

26. Your mate seems disinterested and distracted during sex.

27. Your mate talks in her sleep and mentions the name of a particular person on more than one occasion.

28. Your mate seems startled or confused when awakened. This uncertainty may be caused by not being sure which bedroom and which lover’s bed he or she is in.

29. Your mate’s behavior is such that your friends begin asking you what’s wrong. Close friends and family members often will notice tension or discord between the two of you before you are fully aware of it.

30. Your mate easily becomes offended when you make normal and natural inquiries and may demand to know why you are checking up on him or her.

31. Your mate’s sleeping pattern changes considerably from the norm and may include unexplainable exhaustion, restlessness, frequent nightmares and sleep-talking.

Maybe your so called “lover” is fucking around on you!?!? If not, well..if I knew your girlfriend personally.. she would be.. LOL! Nah, just kidding.. don’t get all bent over it.. It’s all for fun fuck-nuts.. I’m done with it.. tata..

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Fuck you EX-Mental bitch from fucking hell!!! & Fuck your mother too!!!

Rants

My shitty ass fucking “life”, just keeps getting better, and better, by the minute, day, and week!

WELL! FUCK YOU, EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL, AND FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS, CUNT, FUCKING MOTHER TOO! FUCK YOURSELVES TO HELL!!!

It’s always nice to have your EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND’S, MOTHER.. take you for fucking child support, for a fucking kid you haven’t seen anyway!!!!!!!!

“My THIRD SON”, was born in the beginning of JULY, and I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN HIM YET EITHER!! Because the fucking EX-BITCH GIRLFRIEND, put a P.F.A out on me, which means I ain’t allowed to call her, go near her, and blah blah fuckity do blah!!

Fucking bitch! I didn’t do shit to ya anyway, you lying ass fucking bitch! Go fuck your mother’s dog, like you were going to anyway before.. while we were together…

Any fucking ways! The EX-MENTAL CUNT BITCH, don’t even HAVE OUR SON ANYWAY THOUGH, because she is fucking talking about killing herself all the fucking time, and hanging out with other mentally fucked up people, talking about killing themselves too!

I told the bitch, don’t keep him or her… “we” were NOT READY FOR IT! Money wise, in general, and with her fucking mental problems.. it’s NOT a good idea!! NOOO!! she didn’t fucking listen.. now the poor kid is bouncing back and forth, between the mother and her fucking mother and father!! And, her fucking mother didn’t and doesn’t want me seeing HIM ANYWAY!! But..

IT’S TIME BITCHES!! I WAS GOING TO LET IT GO BY, AS YOU WANTED TO, TO BEGIN WITH, BUT, YOU WANNA TRY AND GET ME FOR MONEY, FOR A KID I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN YET, AND THAT YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!

WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!! BE PREPARED FOR COURT BATTLES N SHIT, CAUSE I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK NOW!! YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED BITCHES!!!!

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GIVE HIM OVER TO ME! I’VE ALREADY HAD TWO BOYS BEFORE, AND KNOW HOW TO BRING THEM UP GOOD, AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!

GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, AND YOUR MOTHER FUCK HIM TOO! IF YA DIDN’T GET ME FOR THE P.F.A TO BEGIN WITH, THAT WOULD BE $300.00 DOLLARS, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOWARDS THE KID TO BEGIN WITH BITCH!

YOU KNOW!!!!!!! THAT I DON’T MAKE MORE THEN YOU TOO! FUCKING $200.00 A FUCKING MONTH FROM CASH ASSISTANCE, BECAUSE OF MY FUCKED UP RIGHT WRIST, YOU FUCKING MONEY HUNGRY CUNTS!! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, LIKE YOUR RECENT EX BOYFRIEND DID, WHILE HE WAS WITH YA!!

FOLLOW IN HIS FOOT-STEPS.. RIGHT OUT IN FRONT A MAC TRUCK COMING DOWN THE ROAD! ALL YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED, WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF, WANTING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, WHORE BAG BITCHES!!

I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT..

P.S. And to those that say I ain’t “vindictive”, so why have this domain name! Go fuck yourselves too! You fucking, pompous ass motherfuckers! If this ain’t being vindictive.. I don’t know what is!?!?! GO FUCK YOURSELVES TOO! RIGHT TO HELL!

Nah.. RIGHT TO HEAVEN! I don’t wanna deal with your asses while I’m living it up in HELL!..

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