Velimir from https://x1code.com/ is working on a responsive theme version for tablets and cell phones and we’re having issues with the hamburger menu at moment. Once it’s fixed I’ll comment on this post as an update. Then the theme will be accessible and working on tablets, cell phones, ipads, etc etc. Please bare with us while we fix this. Thanks.
Thanks to Velimir from https://x1code.com he helped me get my original theme back working again. Normally he charges 1,000.00 for custom themes but only charged me $60.00. Which was a huge relief and a big help. Thanks again Velimir for getting my old theme back up and running again. I originally paid $250.00 for the theme and PSD years ago, when it worked on an older version of WordPress. When I used it on Imasshole.com, I had tweaked the color scheme for it, when I shouldn’t have. I should have left it alone. Anyway, if I have any more issues with it, I’ll get back to Velimir for help.
Well, once again I went and spoiled myself with a new theme for VB. =D I know it’s a bit plain and simple, but ya gotta admit… it’s fucking sexy! I hope everyone else likes it, after all I spent $250.00 on it.
Of course, it’s the same as before. The theme is unique and one of a kind, so anyone else out there that has one like this… is a theme thief *cough* Krystal. And no, ya can’t have it either. Got $250.00 for it? No? Didn’t think so…
Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know about it, get word out, and I hope everyone likes it besides me… Some other things might be happening on here as well then… just have to find the time first… Aight, I think that’s about all.. tata!
I put back the original theme I had used before… I sold the other one off to a guy, so I can’t use it anymore. It’s his now. =D Just thought I’d let everyone know! But, I still have one coming for VB then.. patience people, she’ll come then.. =D
Uploaded new theme now… However!! A LOT OF SHIT NEEDS DONE YET! Be patient pricks! She’ll be all ready then soon…
What’s up now is all I’m doing for the night. I’m tired as fuck and need sleep!! I’ll get back on the theme updates tomorrow sometime. Hope you all like it, I do!! 
That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Later!
This theme WILL be coming down soon!! Most likely tomorrow sometime, and before I go to work at 6:30pm EST USA!!
It’s a custom design which I had bought, and then had paid a coder to put into a WP theme. Why? Because I’m too damn busy with 2 other WP themes I’m working on, and planning to sell! That’s why!
If I find someone’s ripped it, I’ll track your fucking ass down, beat it, ring your fucking neck, and stick a chainsaw up your ass!!!
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FUCKING THEME RIPPING STEALING SONS OF BITCHES!!
Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor!
Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!!
Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons),
We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided in your favor.
We were able to recover $46.68 USD and this amount has been credited to you. Please allow five business days for this adjustment to be posted.
If you are due any additional funds, we will make our best effort to recover the balance from the seller.
If the seller’s account has insufficient funds to complete the refund owed to you, please be assured that we will take appropriate action against the seller’s account, which may include limitation of the seller’s account privileges.
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Transaction Details
———————————–Transaction Date: Mar 28, 2007
Transaction Amount: -$112.00 USD
Your Transaction ID: 97467926XH4313154
Seller’s Transaction ID: 7YN66305WN033051N
Case Number: PP-278-752-932
Seller’s Name: Kivan Oconnor
Seller’s Email: kivan.oconnor@yahoo.co.uk
SORRY KIVANOCOCKSUCKER! YOU LOSE! I WIN!
Just for a celebration post, I’ll post one with various names for you, using your own name!! And by the way…don’t think for a minute you’re getting off the hot seat!
YOU FUCKED ME OVER! YOU WILL STILL BE ASSED OUT! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON’T FUCK EVERYONE ELSE OVER!!
YOU WILL STILL BE REPORTED ON RIPOFFREPORT.COM AND YOU’LL STILL GET A PERSONAL PAGE ON “ED“!
THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT, NO MORE SHIT FROM ME! WHEE!
Oh God I’m so happy and awesome! Hey! That’s to be expected though, I was just born awesome! And any chick that’s with me is awesome, and our future kids will be awesome!
They all follow in my footsteps of total awesomeness!
Just to let everyone know, this theme will be coming down soon! I’ll have to throw up another theme soon! There’s a Design being coded into a WordPress theme for me and it should hopefully be done today sometime! Anyway, just wanted to give everyone the heads-up!
1.) FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU RIP OFF THEME DESIGNER BASTARDS!
2.) FUCK YOU! INTERNET!
3.) FUCK YOU SKANKY ASS WHORE-BAGS, LIARS, CHEATERS, USERS, AND MANIPULATING SLUTTY SLUT SLUTS OF THE WORLD!
4.) FUCK YOU! HEAD GAME PLAYERS!
5.) FUCK YOU DOMAINS! YOU’RE TOO MUCH TO MANAGE THESE DAYS! – I THINK I’LL SCRAP A COUPLE OF MINE…FUCK IT!
6.) FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAP BASTARD CUSTOMERS! – THEY WANT EVERYTHING FUCKING FREE AND HANDED ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR NOTHING! TAKE THAT CHEAP ASS OF YOUR’S TO THE FOOD BANKS AND SALVATION ARMY!
7.) FUCK YOU! YOU SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS!
8.) FUCK YOU! YOU DESIGN RIPPING AND LEECHING MOTHERFUCKERS!
9.) FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKITY FUCKING LOTTERY TICKET BUYING OLD PRICKS, THAT JUST HOLD EVERYONE ELSE UP AT THE SHITTY MINI MARTS!
10.) FUCK YOU! ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THEN SOMEONE ELSE. REALLY YOU’RE THE PIECE OF SHIT! GO AHEAD AND FLUSH YOURSELVES! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT SHIT ANYWAY!
11.) FUCK YOU! YOU ABUSING BASTARD HUSBANDS! WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED TO A PRINCESS AND HAVE 5 AWESOME WONDERFUL KIDS, ADMIRE IT. LOVE THEM ALL TO DEATH. TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS, AND TREAT THE KIDS THE SAME AND 10 TIMES BETTER!
12.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU NOSY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! IF I WANTED YOU IN MY BUSINESS, I WOULD HAVE INCLUDED YOU FROM THE START! GO STICK YOUR HEAD AND EARS UP SOMEONE ELSE’S ASS!
13.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU DUMB ASSES IN THE WORDPRESS SUPPORT FORUMS. YOU COULDN’T GET WORDPRESS INSTALLED FOR YOURSELVES, IF WORDPRESS INSTALLED ITSELF FOR YOU. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ MANUALS, READ-ME FILES, AND THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU JUST NEED TO GET THE HELL OFFLINE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY…FUCK IT!
14.) FUCK YOU CELERITIES! YOUR LIFE IS SHIT LIKE ANY AVERAGE JOE’S IS. THE ONLY THING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE IS THE MONEY, AND EVEN THAT ISN’T WORTH A SHIT! WHY? BECAUSE YOU WASTE IT ON BULLSHIT! SHARE THE WEALTH SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS! THERE’S A LOT OF FOLKS OUT THERE THAT REALLY COULD USE THE MONEY YOU’RE WASTING ON BULLSHIT!
15.) FUCK YOU PRESIDENT! AND FUCK ALL THE REST OF THE MONEY HUNGRY BUSINESS MONOPOLIES! IF WE DIDN’T HAVE YOU, THE SHITTY “U.S. OF FUCKIN A” WOULDN’T BE GOING DOWN THE TOILET EVERY FUCKING DAY!
16.) FUCK YOU! GAS AND OIL PRICES! – IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE SAME AMOUNT IN GAS AND OIL A WEEK TO DRIVE AROUND, AS WE DO ON RENT PAYMENTS A MONTH, THE FAMILIES IN THE SHITTY U.S. OF FUCKIN A WOULD SPEND MORE QUALITY TIMES TOGETHER LIKE THEY DID BACK IN THE DAY!
CAMPING TRIPS ARE DOWN, VACATIONING IS DOWN, THE GENERAL DRIVING AROUND TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE IS DOWN, WELL SHIT, EVERYTHING IS DOWN. EVERYONE JUST STAYS THE FUCK HOME THESE DAYS AND SPENDS THEIR AFTERNOONS ON SHIT VIDEO GAMES! NOT ME THOUGH, I HAVE A SHITTY LIFE! THANKS TO YOU ASSHOLES!!
17.) FUCK YOU JOBS! – WE WOULDN’T ALL HAVE TO WORK SO DAMN FUCKING HARD, IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR THE HIGH GAS AND OIL PRICES AND SHIT. THE MINIMUM WAGE GOING TO $7.10 IN JULY ISN’T GOING TO AMOUNT FOR SHIT ANYWAY! SORRY ASSHOLES! YOU LOSE! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE SHITTY U.S OF FUCKIN A, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LAWS, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO JUMPING JACK SHIT! STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY! FUCK IT!
18.) FUCK YOU RELIGION! – WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING ALL THESE DAMN FUCKING ISSUES, WARS, HASSLES AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SHITTY WORLD IF WE DIDN’T HAVE RELIGION TO BEGIN WITH!
19.) FUCK YOU! “FRIENDS”, “GIRLFRIENDS”, PARENTS, COWORKERS AND ANYONE ELSE! JUST FUCK OFF, GO FUCK YOURSELVES SILLY ALL THE WAY TO HELL!! NAH, TO HEAVEN…I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU IN HELL WHEN I’M DOWN THERE LIVING IT UP!
20.) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUCK YOU TWISTED! – IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF WITH THE UMBILICAL CORD WHILE COMING OUT OF MOM’S TWAT WHEN BORN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ABOVE LISTED FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Awww.. I feel so much better now! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Time to go to shit work… tata!!
Since the WP developers have integrated the “Tags/Tagging” feature into WP 2.2-bleeding core now, I adjusted the vindictivebastard.com’s theme to handle the WP default tags.
In order to do this, I’ve imported the UTW plugin tags over to the WP database table for tags, then manually had to adjust TONS of posts to make it just right.
Of course, this wouldn’t happen on a fresh install of WP 2.2-bleeding and starting fresh with “tags”. And it also wouldn’t happen if you weren’t running the UTW plugin from get!
From now on, this is regarding my blog authors especially… You can add the tags under the WRITE POST window box itself. You’ll just have to: type them in, and separate each tag with a comma.
Check screen shot below here for an example!
P.S. Oh, I forgot to mention how awesome my theme and I are… Oh well, you all knew that anyway so… 
