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I’m Baaaack!

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Welp, it’s almost been 12 long years now and I’m finally back again whoo hoo! I’ve come into the world as one ranting Vindictive Bastard and I’ll be leaving the world as one as well.

I’ve had many various domain names, as well as authors on this blog. But going to ride this ride out solo this time. It has also been a long time for me to get my original VindictiveBastard.com domain name back again too. I could re-register my other domains and have them all parked here too, but I’m not sure if it will make much difference.

Most know how to find me anyway so fuck it. The downside, I didn’t save database backups from previous blogs so I have lost a handful of older posts. I managed to recover a good bit though from Internet Archive which is good. Ah well.. fuck it I guess.

If anyone else can manage to recover them please send me an email of them. Or, if anyone has a database copy please send that as well. Email: smooeycom[at]gmail.com

Below are the posts I’m missing by month, days, and years. I think some were even Ravin’s old posts but I can’t remember because I was always a drunken bastard back then. Anyway…

  • December 2007
  • 30: I want you to add me to your messenger…
  • 26: AIM Music Link plugin version 2.0.0.4 is a fucking piece of shit…
  • 24: The Funniest Thing Ever
  • 12: Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close!
  • 08: My Miss Jackie Comment…
  • 07: How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?
  • 05: Natalie invites you to MySpace!
  • 03: Updated info
  • November 2007
  • 27: Steven Hawking’s boyfriend
  • 25: To Miss Jackie Concerning Wrestling…
  • 22: Happy Thanksgiving….
  • 13: Dear Miss Jackie…
  • October 2007
  • 12: Fucking computers…
  • 03: Everyone has a song for themselves…
  • 02: YARRRGH!!!
  • September 2007
  • 24: Woah! Wait a minute here…
  • 18: Horray for internet drama!
  • 08: Shitty Babysitters at Shit Work…
  • 06: Beware the next WordPress version 2.3 release…
  • August 2007
  • 19: The perfect porta pot, for when you don’t wanna leave that favorite spot!
  • 08: Mc Dumbass Donald workers ….
  • 04: One day yet, then VB domain is set to expire…
  • July 2007
  • 06: Shit Work
  • 01: Tired n Pissed, little rants that can’t be missed..
  • May 2007
  • 23: It’s time again folks! Time for more fun filled Fuck You’s for today!! Yay!
  • 05: Just a few things you might wanna tell your boss, but don’t,
  • because you a pussy!
  • April 2007
  • 28: Keep on stepping honey! Keep stepping!
  • March 2007
  • 24: Where’s Twisted?
  • 15: Meet my mom and dad…
  • December 2006
  • 25: Fuck It..
  • 22: The original Vindictive Bastard blog theme brought back..
  • 21: GoogleTalk Chat #2
  • 20: GoogleTalk Chat #1
  • 19: Mc Dumbass Donald workers, the 12 year old AOLer style!!
  • 19: I will be writing for money soon..
  • 19: An overhaul will be done soon..
  • November 2006
  • 23: My Last Word, on the recent issues…
  • February 2006
  • 22: [brand new] not one P.F.A. But TWO!!
  • 09: [brand new] a lovely memorable email…
  • December 2004
  • 17: Thanks SPYWARE! THANK YOU!!

It’s been a long time since I had a host and the blog so I have to get used to it all over again. Also WordPress changed a lot too since I’ve last used it. I also miss my old theme so I might to pay someone to code it or update it for me, ah well no biggie.

Another thing I have to do is go through posts, fixing urls, adding tags, etc too. Anyway, time for a beer! Tata!

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Cleaning out some junk in the trunk…

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I’ve decided it was time to go through the archives and remove alot of posts that really aren’t worth keeping around anymore. Well, most would think ALL of them aren’t worth keeping around, but, who gives a shit what YOU think anyway…

I also heard MOTHER was reading through my blog, sighing and bawling about the bullshit I wrote too, then going back around to family members telling them that I had written about them or whatever. It’s always nice to have remove the stuff you write, because it might hurt someone feelings, or just be the wrong thing to do…

Free speech is always shot down by someone, and having to “hide” your feelings, thoughts at a specific time, and yet having to change what you write from weeks, months, YEARS ago… is always a wonderful thing! NOT! It’s total bullshit… It’s like saying, “you’re not allowed to be YOU! You’re supposed to be what “WE” want you to be…” I’m sorry, but that’s just fucked up…

There was really NOTHING in my past posts that were that bad, especially regarding the family… I think I should include a PayPal donation button for a Sam’s Club sized box of tissues… Anyway, I will be removing alot of the more pointless posts though. Drama related and etc… Aight, I’m off to handle the business… tata!

P.S. Like I said before, if you don’t like what’s written here, then you can always just fuck off, and click the RED X button at top right corner of your screen…

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AOL’s Point and Speak…

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A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you!

It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through EVERYTHING you chatted out into text form and correcting all of the damn fuck-ups it’s done. Well, here’s a few examples I’ve found on some site…

I said into the mic: I can’t help falling in love with you
Point & Speak typed: I can’t help fully unload with you

I said into the mic: Amazing grace! how sweet the sound
Point & Speak typed: Amazing grace House sweep the sound

I said into the mic: Britney Spears
Point & Speak typed: Brady Spears (What? Did she have a sex change?)

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or Hawaii.
Point & Speak typed: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or why he.

I don’t know how all of those were fucked up, especially if the guy that was talking into the microphone wasn’t drunk!? Or, maybe he was, I’m not sure! Or, perhaps a drunk fuck created the software itself? Nah, because then everything would be typed into a slur…

I said into the mic: Congress has impeached President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.
Point & Speak typed: Congress has in peach President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monaco whiskey.

I said into the mic: As for our family, we had an eventful year but a lovely Christmas.
Point & Speak typed: As for our family, we had uneventful year bought a lovely Christmas.

I said into the mic: …she is no longer “zoned out”…
Point & Speak typed: …she is no longer sold out…

I said into the mic: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some mouthiness now and then.
Point & Speak typed: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some Month-Ended-Down then.

I said into the mic: …he has moved in with Kathy and commutes to work each day.
Point & Speak typed: …he has moved in with Kathy and commits to work each day.

I said into the mic: Jim and Kathy
Point & Speak typed: GM and Kathy

I said into the mic: Dan & Joyce are okay.
Point & Speak typed: Dan and choice are okay.

I said into the mic: Patrick Ringer is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy it.
Point & Speak typed: Patrick greater is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy at.

I said into the mic: We paid for most of Joe’s orthodontia.
Point & Speak typed: We paid for most of Joe’s Orthodox a.

I said into the mic: We now pay Joe $3 per week in allowance
Point & Speak typed: We now paid Joel $3 per week in allowance

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized stuff
Point & Speak typed: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized of

I said into the mic: Go For It!
Point & Speak typed: Goal for it!

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