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Them little fucking shit-heads…

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Every god damn time I get online, the little shit-heads are trying to bust down the back door cause they locked themselves the fuck in and they want out…

For all the fucking retarded motherfuckers out there, that basically means.. I GOTTA TAKE A FUCKING SHIT! It never fucking fails! All fucking god damn day I don’t gotta shit…but once I sit down at the computer to get online, I gotta take a huge healthy dump…

I’m starting to wonder if it’s the “Curse of the Wooden Chair” or something though too. Because when Jenn sat down on it for a little while, she had the feeling of having to take a shit also… Either way, it’s fucking bullshit.. it just never fucking fails!

I think I either gonna make a porta-pot built right into the chair, or, get another chair… which reminds me… Princess Babes… where’s that chair ya said about… LOL!

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Damn Jew Burners…

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I can’t wait until fucking winter is over, then I don’t gotta worry about turning on the damn Jew Burner in my bedroom… Shit!

I know, I know… what the fuck is a Jew Burner… I’ll tell ya, it’s a heater. Yep, that’s what I call the heater in my room. Since the old farm house heaters suck ass and ya can’t feel much heat at all, I had to put one of those stand up fan/ heaters and shit so it blows it out so you can feel it better and faster…

Turn it on HIGH and shortly afterwards you’ll feel like a Jew in an incinerator… hence the nickname “Jew Burner”… Don’t get all bent now, I ain’t full blown German and I ain’t prejudice (against Jews) but I sure as fuck would love to have Hitler for a dad… that’d be awesome! I want his hair style for sure… just not the mustache.

Welp, time to turn off the Jew Burner.. damn I’m cooking up while writing this post.. shit.

P.S. And yes, I know the Jew Burner is really an “oven”, but when my heater on high, it feels like being in an oven.. hence the nickname “Jew Burner” for sarcastic purposes only of course.. Relax!

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The Kitty Cat…

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For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty…

Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine…

While I was still in middle school, me and my hick friend were hanging out at his barn and found a stray kitty cat. Like a couple of rebel teenagers, we were drinking booze and liquor…

I then made the remark to him, “Wait, how long has it been since you had pussy?” He said, “Oh, a few year!” I said, “Well, there’s one for ya! You didn’t even have to search for one, it came to YOU!” Anyway, like a couple of rebel teenagers drinking booze and crap, decided to fuck with the pussy cat a bit…

First, we put milk in it’s bowl, then I attempted to try and get the cat to drink kerosene, being that it’s clear and doesn’t really have an oder to it… But the fucking cat wouldn’t drink it!! Damn it! So, I then grabbed the lighter and lit the kerosene on fire in front of it’s face… cat didn’t like THAT too much.. LOL!

Then, we tried ramming an M80 up it’s ass, lighting it and run. Damn cat squealed and screamed like a motherfucker… Of course it would, it was getting an M80 rammed up it’s ass. LOL! Damn cat wouldn’t stay still for us, so … hick buddy decided to lock it in this little cage, then run over it with the riding lawnmower… boy, did the cat hate that one too…

I then said, “Welp, I guess we’re not getting any pussy tonight!”

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Fucking Napster emails…

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Subject Title: Napster: We miss you

Uh, I’m sorry to hurt your feelings, but I never missed you! And if your company and you committed suicide, I STILL wouldn’t miss you! Now kindly go fuck yourselves to hell… thanks..

To ensure receipt of your Napster email, please add
napster @ email.napster.com to your address book.

Uh, how about NOT. SORRY!

Unlimited Downloads
For Your PC & MP3 Player.

SUBSCRIBE NOW
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/
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Aren’t I already subscribed to your shitty ass fucking email list? I mean, shit, I’m still getting these fucking crappy ass emails I never give a shit about anyway! Well, that’s gonna change cause I UN-subscribing now… Fucking pieces of fucking shit… FUCK OFF!

Dear XXXXXXX,

We’ve been trying to reach you and noticed you haven’t been reading
your Napster Newsletters. We are concerned you might be missing out
on some great features.

Fuckin cry a river you piece of shit. You ain’t concerned about me and what I’m missing out on or whatever… You’re just saying this shit to try and be all “buddy buddy” with me… Sorry, you’re a loser, you’d never be my buddy… You’re emails are shit and they flushed instantly like the shit they are… FLUSH! Oops, was that a toilet flushing? Yes, yes it was… Fuck your new features… and fuck you too. Go cry now, boo hoo!

Every edition of the Napster Newsletter is full of new releases, staff picks, playlists, special offers, and more. It’s our way of
bringing the best in music to you.

Please take a moment to give us your feedback on the newsletter.
Click here to take our talkback survey and let us know why you
haven’t been reading.
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/surv-3?t=
BH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU

I ain’t clicking any of your shitty ass fucking links. As for the “feedback”, here’s mine.. this post is FULL of my feedback for you… Enjoy it! Cause I sure did! Now kindly go destroy yourselves and commit fucking suicide you fucking Napster sons of bitches… FUCKING DIE!!

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Gene the fuckin Drama Queen…

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*Sniffle* *Sniffle*… Awww, apparently I was being too mean on the wp-testers emailing list, now my reply to this Gene guys email is being held for moderation.

It’s a shame too, because my last reply wasn’t even a bad one. Nor was it trying to keep things continuing, however, his was. Of course, as per usual, “they’ll” let “them” get the last word in on the list. That’s okay though, I’ll say my piece here.


It’s kinda fucked up though too, because Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen was the one to take the email over the edge and into an argumentative state. I was merely just being sarcastic with a few things, and bastard Gene Steinberg had to take it over and beyond just sarcasm.

Now you tell me, is my reply bad?

Gene Steinberg wrote:
I have a great bridge in Brooklyn, NY I can sell you real cheap.

Ha ha.

spencerp wrote:
Really!?!?!? I’m in dire NEED of a bridge!! This way I can throw people off of it if need be. Well, not just them but myself… how much you looking for? :P hahaha…

Nope, there was nothing wrong with it. Now, his on the other hand IS. It’s just asking for an argument.

Gene Steinberg wrote:
How about one to replace a couple of your teeth? :)

spencerp wrote:
Aww, is Gene the Drama Queen getting “tough” with me now… I’m flattered.
Your undies must be pulled up to tight in the ass crack, might wanna adjust it. I was just f-ing around.

Wow, for someone to point out needing a bridge to replace a couple of the teeth, he sure does alot of talking. I think the Golden State Bridge would be able to span across yours with no problems Gene… I mean, look at that HUGE gap there buddy.

Gene The Fuckin Drama Queen...

Don’t Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen look like a Goofy Gay closet case pedophile? Yes, yes he does.. I knew you’d agree with me… No wonder he has a strong interest in UFOs and other paranormal phenomena, his mother was human, and the father was alien. Fucking Goofy Gay Gene the Drama Queen.

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Whoo Hoo!

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Probation is over! Probation is over! Over over over, probation is finally over! La De Do Da! Sing it people!


That’s right, the whole amount that was due to the Court was paid off early this morning, so probation is FINALLY over for good! Whoo Hoo!

It was funny though too, after having it paid off, I went over to see the probation officer for our scheduled appointment… I was like… what’s this “Petition to Revoke Probation” letter about?

She was like, “Oh, that’s to try and get/give you extra time to pay off your fines and stuff.” I then whipped out the good old receipt showing that ALL the fees were paid off. She was like, “OH! How did you do that!?!?”

I thought for a minute “Oh, I robbed a bank. Yeah, I committed a crime to pay off this one”… I said, “Pap helped me out. We figured it was better to pay off Pap gradually, then rush around trying to pay it off with the Court and have the hearing and such.” She said, “Yeah, that’s true.”

She also said before I left, “You don’t have to worry about that March 6th hearing either, I’m sending over a notice to the Court to have that hearing canceled. And you’ll also get a final confirmation letter signed by the Judge within two days, saying that you’re officially done with Probation now and such.”

I said, “Okay! Thanks!” That’s all she wrote folks… I’m free as a bird! Whoo Hoo!

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HOT OFF THE PRINTING PRESS, FROM THE “TWISTED STANDARD BULLSHIT JOURNAL PAPER INC”…

Feelings General It Is Said

There’s been ALOT going on lately. There’s SO MUCH shit piled on my plate that even the nearest fat person wouldn’t be able to devour in a quarter past the hour, so sorry that my responses and posts have been NILL lately… Anyway, here’s what’s been going on in my “wonderful life”, or better known as “a steamy pile of horse shit”.

A.) My Jenn had her surgery today, Friday the 15th. Poor thing had 3 or 4 gall stones in her gall bladder, giving her immense pain in the stomach
and all over. Even AFTER the surgery she’s STILL in immense pain. :(

Between pulling my normal double (10am to 4pm / 10pm to 2am) Friday shifts at work, I spent time with her in the hospital, gave her a Valentines day card and a rose. She’ll be getting more later though… ;) She’ll be released this (Sat. Feb. 16th) morning. While she’s home resting, I’ll be here spending time with the oldest son. :) Then on Sunday I’ll be going to her house for the day, which means I won’t be online. :P

B.) Christine apparently THOUGHT I would enjoy emails regarding drama related bullshit about Rissie. Uh, who fucking cares about Rissie? I sure as hell don’t give a shit about her, or whatever the hell that drama is about. *Shrug* I’m sorry, but if the FIRST email to me in MONTHS/WEEKS has to be drama related, then you’re up to NO GOOD.

This coming from someone that gave me royal hell for being a part of the drama from the get go, this coming from someone that doesn’t want drama with Ranee and them and wanted me to ban them all. But can stir up shit about Rissie, bringing me into “it”, and I don’t even fucking KNOW HER.

I’m sorry, but if that’s all you’re going to do here, then just keep moving along. I don’t need that shit no more. The only one that I was picking at, was Krystal. Because she’s ALWAYS there, ALWAYS doing the same old shit. She deserves what she gets. She dishes it out, but can’t handle the same servings of shit when passed back around to her.

As for you Christine. We’re done. Plan and simple. DONE! DONE! DONE! FUCKING DONE! Sing it people! Go back to the wonderful husband you claim to be with, ya know…Mr. Shitty and be happy. Or wait, weren’t you dating your teacher last I knew? Ah, that’s right. You were. Good luck with it all! Stop emailing me bullshit. To call truce, to call closure to US. You’re pictures are down and gone. They are no more on my server, nor on CDS.

I don’t need that shit anymore, especially since I’m happy with Jenn. I don’t need her seeing that stuff by chance, and getting sick all over again and end up in hospital once more. You could have had a good thing here, but, ya fucked that up royally.

That whole time I was chasing you, hoping for something serious (but turned out to be shit), could have been spent on someone else far better than you. Well, actually that whole time was already covered, Jenn was there. She was just on the back side for a temporary reason. Ah well, you lost, Jenn won all along. Have a nice life. Pfft, please.. “nice life” bwahahaha!

C.) I WAS going to answer Nicole on her site, but I my as well do it here quick. I know I told her it’s pointless to have the same thing scattered every where else, but I really rather just reply to her comments here instead.

ME: That’s nice, I thought you didn’t visit TGO’s site no more? So how did you know what was posted, if you didn’t visit TGO’s site?

NICOLE: “Maybe she got an anonymous tip, TGO-style.”

Yeah probably. That, or she just plain lied to me about NOT visiting THEIR sites. Either way, she a liar. *Shrug*

ME: Probably because you’ve ripped on me repeatedly before, treated me like shit the whole time (that I was chasing you and trying to be serious
with you)

NICOLE: “why would you want to be with someone who was promiscuous with her own relatives?”

I figured, everyone has their Kinky moments and does something off the wall or wrong in their life at some point. *Shrug* Of course, the more correct answer really is; I was just stupid.

CHRISTINE: “You promised me you’d never do that again.”

NICOLE: “You’ve done that before? By god, why wasn’t I there?”

Yeah it was done before. Believe me, be thankful you weren’t there then. BUT, the pictures from BACK THEN were posted already though, so you seen them anyway! *Shrug* Although they’re removed from my server now, I’m sure someone else out there has em yet lmao.

CHRISTINE: “I’m also willing to answer anything you want to know.”

NICOLE: “I have a question. Why in fuck’s name do you date people on the internet? Why the shit do you give naked pictures of yourself to your online boy toy, that were ACTUALLY meant for your brother? What the flying fuck?”

Dating people online isn’t really a BAD thing. The BAD thing about “it” is, most people are from out of State, they aren’t really local. You also never know WHO they really are, unless you met them in person. It’s also more convenient. Others told me the same thing though too, it’s pointless dating others online. I’m starting to believe it all now, 100%. When single, sharing pictures to boy toys and or girl toys is fun. :D As for the brother part, it’s kinky! :P

ME: “Perhaps? I don’t really remember anymore. But if I did, everyone please send her a Valentines Day card k…”

NICOLE: “I don’t believe in Valentine’s day. I don’t believe in love. No, not after this tragic day in history.

I feel that I have the right to pick apart the sad remnants of this relationship because they were meant for the general public in the first place. Being on the Internet, and all.

Because the Internet is SO personal and intimate. I want to vomit. I think I’m becoming bulimic, because this puking thing is most certainly a habit.”

Your thoughts, feelings, comments and such on the “relationship” are taken without any ill feelings. You have the right to say what you want about “it”. I ain’t mad. You’re really right though. My apologizes go to you, for having to be reading the shit regarding the past shit. It’s all basically just a bunch of shit and was a waste of time and life.

I’m sorry for even getting involved in “it” actually. I can only move on, move forward, and keep my head held high. My Jenn is there to help me with that though, and I’m grateful for that. :)

Anyway, that’s about all for the News. I’m tired as fuck now, I NEED sleep! Later people…

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Something interesting for you…

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Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of!

Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part…

Subject Title: Something interesting for you

You want to forget about your sexual troubles?

You dont know how? Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com

Best regards and have a perfect nights

“You want to forget about your sexual troubles?”

Sometimes I want to forget the sexual troubles, but then again…there really isn’t any troubles. Well, the only main trouble is, having the ALONE TIME together to do anything… Yes, that does suck… I’d like to forget about THAT, but it’s not possible. Ah well, some day the “Alone Time” will be there…

“You dont know how?”

Of course I know HOW, just ask your wife or daughter… they’ll tell ya!

“Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com”

Uh, no thanks! I really don’t NEED a recipe for “it”… I do up my OWN recipes for this kind of things.. thanks anyway fuck-face!

“Best regards and have a perfect nights”

Don’t worry spammer bastard, once I get my own place, every night will be a perfect night…

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AIM chat log #2!

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TGO (8:08:35 PM): pansy

Spencer (8:10:07 PM): brb gotta take a huge healthy shit

Spencer (8:10:47 PM): notice it hit me like a ton of brick when u got on here

TGO (8:10:49 PM): you could leave that part out you know.

TGO (8:11:03 PM): ur some what cool and all but i dont need to know all of your business

Spencer (8:11:06 PM): lmao

Spencer (8:11:36 PM): some what cool? i think you’re mistaken me for George Bush

TGO (8:12:12 PM): if you were dubya i wouldnt even be talking to you.

Spencer (8:12:24 PM): lmao

Hahaha. Gotta love the shit that’s discussed on Messengers lmao.

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