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The Fuck You’s for today are…

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1.) FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU RIP OFF THEME DESIGNER BASTARDS!

2.) FUCK YOU! INTERNET!

3.) FUCK YOU SKANKY ASS WHORE-BAGS, LIARS, CHEATERS, USERS, AND MANIPULATING SLUTTY SLUT SLUTS OF THE WORLD!

4.) FUCK YOU! HEAD GAME PLAYERS!

5.) FUCK YOU DOMAINS! YOU’RE TOO MUCH TO MANAGE THESE DAYS! – I THINK I’LL SCRAP A COUPLE OF MINE…FUCK IT!

6.) FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAP BASTARD CUSTOMERS! – THEY WANT EVERYTHING FUCKING FREE AND HANDED ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR NOTHING! TAKE THAT CHEAP ASS OF YOUR’S TO THE FOOD BANKS AND SALVATION ARMY!

7.) FUCK YOU! YOU SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS!

8.) FUCK YOU! YOU DESIGN RIPPING AND LEECHING MOTHERFUCKERS!

9.) FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKITY FUCKING LOTTERY TICKET BUYING OLD PRICKS, THAT JUST HOLD EVERYONE ELSE UP AT THE SHITTY MINI MARTS!

10.) FUCK YOU! ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THEN SOMEONE ELSE. REALLY YOU’RE THE PIECE OF SHIT! GO AHEAD AND FLUSH YOURSELVES! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT SHIT ANYWAY!

11.) FUCK YOU! YOU ABUSING BASTARD HUSBANDS! WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED TO A PRINCESS AND HAVE 5 AWESOME WONDERFUL KIDS, ADMIRE IT. LOVE THEM ALL TO DEATH. TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS, AND TREAT THE KIDS THE SAME AND 10 TIMES BETTER!

12.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU NOSY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! IF I WANTED YOU IN MY BUSINESS, I WOULD HAVE INCLUDED YOU FROM THE START! GO STICK YOUR HEAD AND EARS UP SOMEONE ELSE’S ASS!

13.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU DUMB ASSES IN THE WORDPRESS SUPPORT FORUMS. YOU COULDN’T GET WORDPRESS INSTALLED FOR YOURSELVES, IF WORDPRESS INSTALLED ITSELF FOR YOU. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ MANUALS, READ-ME FILES, AND THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU JUST NEED TO GET THE HELL OFFLINE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY…FUCK IT!

14.) FUCK YOU CELERITIES! YOUR LIFE IS SHIT LIKE ANY AVERAGE JOE’S IS. THE ONLY THING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE IS THE MONEY, AND EVEN THAT ISN’T WORTH A SHIT! WHY? BECAUSE YOU WASTE IT ON BULLSHIT! SHARE THE WEALTH SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS! THERE’S A LOT OF FOLKS OUT THERE THAT REALLY COULD USE THE MONEY YOU’RE WASTING ON BULLSHIT!

15.) FUCK YOU PRESIDENT! AND FUCK ALL THE REST OF THE MONEY HUNGRY BUSINESS MONOPOLIES! IF WE DIDN’T HAVE YOU, THE SHITTY “U.S. OF FUCKIN A” WOULDN’T BE GOING DOWN THE TOILET EVERY FUCKING DAY!

16.) FUCK YOU! GAS AND OIL PRICES! – IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE SAME AMOUNT IN GAS AND OIL A WEEK TO DRIVE AROUND, AS WE DO ON RENT PAYMENTS A MONTH, THE FAMILIES IN THE SHITTY U.S. OF FUCKIN A WOULD SPEND MORE QUALITY TIMES TOGETHER LIKE THEY DID BACK IN THE DAY!

CAMPING TRIPS ARE DOWN, VACATIONING IS DOWN, THE GENERAL DRIVING AROUND TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE IS DOWN, WELL SHIT, EVERYTHING IS DOWN. EVERYONE JUST STAYS THE FUCK HOME THESE DAYS AND SPENDS THEIR AFTERNOONS ON SHIT VIDEO GAMES! NOT ME THOUGH, I HAVE A SHITTY LIFE! THANKS TO YOU ASSHOLES!!

17.) FUCK YOU JOBS! – WE WOULDN’T ALL HAVE TO WORK SO DAMN FUCKING HARD, IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR THE HIGH GAS AND OIL PRICES AND SHIT. THE MINIMUM WAGE GOING TO $7.10 IN JULY ISN’T GOING TO AMOUNT FOR SHIT ANYWAY! SORRY ASSHOLES! YOU LOSE! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE SHITTY U.S OF FUCKIN A, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LAWS, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO JUMPING JACK SHIT! STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY! FUCK IT!

18.) FUCK YOU RELIGION! – WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING ALL THESE DAMN FUCKING ISSUES, WARS, HASSLES AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SHITTY WORLD IF WE DIDN’T HAVE RELIGION TO BEGIN WITH!

19.) FUCK YOU! “FRIENDS”, “GIRLFRIENDS”, PARENTS, COWORKERS AND ANYONE ELSE! JUST FUCK OFF, GO FUCK YOURSELVES SILLY ALL THE WAY TO HELL!! NAH, TO HEAVEN…I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU IN HELL WHEN I’M DOWN THERE LIVING IT UP!

20.) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUCK YOU TWISTED! – IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF WITH THE UMBILICAL CORD WHILE COMING OUT OF MOM’S TWAT WHEN BORN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ABOVE LISTED FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Awww.. I feel so much better now! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Time to go to shit work… tata!!

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Lottery Players….

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Ok, I seriously need to get this off my chest…

PLEASE INCLUDE A LOTTERY TICKET BUYING LINE IN ALL THE DAMN STORES!!!

I’m fucking god damn fuckity fuckin tired of waiting SIX TO TWELVE HOURS IN A LINE AT THE TURKEY HILL MINI MART BECAUSE SOME OLD DUMBASS GRANDMA WANTS TO PLAY THE LOTTERY, AND YET DOESN’T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT SHE WANTS ANYWAY, BECAUSE SHE A STUPID FUCK….

People Please!! Know what the fuck you’re going to buy before entering the damn store! I’m really getting sick and tired of waiting roughly twelve hours in line to pay for ONE THING, (usually for cigarettes) because your fucking dumb ass wants to buy $20 to $50.00 dollars worth of tickets n shit, and STILL don’t know what the fuck you want anyway…

2.) IF YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY THE LOTTERY LIKE THE DUMBASS WHICH YOU ARE, KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE GOING TO THE STORE!

3.) RATHER THEN WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SHIT LOTTERY TICKETS, WHICH 99.999999999% OF THE TIME YOU WON’T WIN ANYWAY, USE YOUR MONEY ON MORE USEFUL STUFF LIKE: HAVING THEM BUILD AN EXPRESS LANE JUST FOR YOU SORRY STUPID FUCKS!

THIS WAY ALL THE NORMAL SMART FOLKS THAT GO THERE TO BUY AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE CAN ACTUALLY DO JUST THAT! JUST BECAUSE YOU WANNA LIVE THERE, DON’T ME WE ALL DO! SORRY!

4.) FOR ALL THE MONEY SPENT ON SHITTY LOTTERY TICKETS, WASTING ALL US SMART FOLK’S PRECIOUS TIMES IN THE STORES WAITING ON YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY NEED IT! THE HOMELESS AND LESS FORTUNATE!

5.) THINK THIS EVERY TIME YOU WANNA WASTE YOUR MONEY ON TICKETS:

“I THINK I’LL STAY HOME AND BE LIKE EVERY OTHER SMART NORMAL JOE OUT IN THE WORLD. I WON’T WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE I’M A LOSER!

AND SINCE I’M THE TOWN’S BIGGEST LOSER, I’LL BE SMART AND STAY THE FUCK HOME! THIS WAY “WE BOTH” WIN. ALL THOSE NORMAL FOLKS CAN BUY AND GO, RATHER THEN WAIT ON MY LOSER ASS! AND “I” WON’T LOSE MY MONEY!

THAT’S A BRILLIANT IDEA! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’LL DO, I’LL JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME!”

6.) YOU KNOW, WITH THE COST OF GAS THESE DAYS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL WIN BACK WHAT YOU’VE SPENT ON THE TICKETS AND THE GAS IT COST YOU TO DRIVE TO THE STORE TO BEGIN WITH?

AND FOR WHAT? NOTHING, EXCEPT MAKING PEOPLE WAIT TWELVE HOURS IN LINE BEHIND YA BECAUSE YOU A STUPID OLD BITCH, THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YA WANT ANYWAY!

THANKS OLD BAG! THANKS A MILLION! NOT!!!!!!!

7.) GOING ALONG WITH 6.) ABOVE THERE: WILL YOU GIVE US THE MONEY TOWARDS OUR GAS, SINCE IT’S THE WINTER TIME YET AND WE ALL LET THE CARS RUN TO KEEP IT WARM?

AFTER WAITING A FUCKING WHOPPING TWELVES HOURS BEHIND YOUR SORRY OLD SAGGING ASS, OUR CARS ARE SUCKING DOWN THE GAS HAG… I’D LIKE $10.00 WORTH OF GAS PLEASE! THANKS YA OLD CUNT!

8.) JESUS FUCK! JUST STOP PLAYING THE LOTTERY ALREADY! DAMN IT!

9.) BY THE TIME YOU GET DONE BUYING THE FUCKING TICKETS, I’LL BE YOUR AGE BITCH! I WAS 30 ENTERING THE STORE AND EXITING THE STORE AT AGE 60!

10.) JUST STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING LOTTERY GOD DAMN IT!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME! QUIT BEING A FUCKING DAMN DUMBASS! GIVE IT UP ALREADY!

YOU HAVEN’T WON SHIT YET, AND WON’T EVER WILL! BE SMART, GO COFFIN SHOPPIN BITCH! JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN QUICKI MART STORES N SHIT!

BETTER YET, COMMIT SUICIDE. THEN YA WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PLAYING THE LOTTERY!

Jesus Fuck, I wish they just made a damn line for those dumbass lottery ticket playing assholes! Aight, I’m done with this shit.. tata you old lottery ticket playing motherfuckers…

P.S. YES! I’m being sarcastic with the 12 hours n shit, it just feels like that long waiting behind their old sagging asses.

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Nosy bastards, getting in the business..

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I know this doesn’t just happen in my shitty State of Pennsylvania, but, I fucking hate nosy bastards that love being in other’s business…

There’s nothing like talking with a friend, or whatever the hell, and some nosy ass cunt just has to be there listening. Ya also can’t forget the stretching of the neck to see what you’re doing, or not doing, and blah blah fuckity do blah…

As a follow up on the ex-wife’s husband finding out about us fucking and shit. I think it was because of some nosy cunt that was leaving the place I was working, seen us both together out front… then told her hubby at the store they both work at. She must be one of their customers or some shit.

FUCKING NOSY BITCH! IF I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, I’D PULL YA ASIDE, FUCK YA, AND THEN TELL YA!! NAH, I’D TELL YA WHILE I WAS FUCKING YA!

JESUS FUCK PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS!! WHEN YOU’RE THERE TALKING TO YOUR NOSY PRICK BASTARD FRIEND’S, I AIN’T THERE PEEKING MY HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS LISTENING IN ON THE BUSINESS…

SO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS, DAMN!

My own shit don’t have any room to live now, because nosy bitches are trying to occupy their space… I can just picture it now.. my terds living and sleeping on sidewalks because they homeless..

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Fuck you EX-Mental bitch from fucking hell!!! & Fuck your mother too!!!

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My shitty ass fucking “life”, just keeps getting better, and better, by the minute, day, and week!

WELL! FUCK YOU, EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL, AND FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS, CUNT, FUCKING MOTHER TOO! FUCK YOURSELVES TO HELL!!!

It’s always nice to have your EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND’S, MOTHER.. take you for fucking child support, for a fucking kid you haven’t seen anyway!!!!!!!!

“My THIRD SON”, was born in the beginning of JULY, and I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN HIM YET EITHER!! Because the fucking EX-BITCH GIRLFRIEND, put a P.F.A out on me, which means I ain’t allowed to call her, go near her, and blah blah fuckity do blah!!

Fucking bitch! I didn’t do shit to ya anyway, you lying ass fucking bitch! Go fuck your mother’s dog, like you were going to anyway before.. while we were together…

Any fucking ways! The EX-MENTAL CUNT BITCH, don’t even HAVE OUR SON ANYWAY THOUGH, because she is fucking talking about killing herself all the fucking time, and hanging out with other mentally fucked up people, talking about killing themselves too!

I told the bitch, don’t keep him or her… “we” were NOT READY FOR IT! Money wise, in general, and with her fucking mental problems.. it’s NOT a good idea!! NOOO!! she didn’t fucking listen.. now the poor kid is bouncing back and forth, between the mother and her fucking mother and father!! And, her fucking mother didn’t and doesn’t want me seeing HIM ANYWAY!! But..

IT’S TIME BITCHES!! I WAS GOING TO LET IT GO BY, AS YOU WANTED TO, TO BEGIN WITH, BUT, YOU WANNA TRY AND GET ME FOR MONEY, FOR A KID I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN YET, AND THAT YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!

WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!! BE PREPARED FOR COURT BATTLES N SHIT, CAUSE I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK NOW!! YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED BITCHES!!!!

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GIVE HIM OVER TO ME! I’VE ALREADY HAD TWO BOYS BEFORE, AND KNOW HOW TO BRING THEM UP GOOD, AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!

GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, AND YOUR MOTHER FUCK HIM TOO! IF YA DIDN’T GET ME FOR THE P.F.A TO BEGIN WITH, THAT WOULD BE $300.00 DOLLARS, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOWARDS THE KID TO BEGIN WITH BITCH!

YOU KNOW!!!!!!! THAT I DON’T MAKE MORE THEN YOU TOO! FUCKING $200.00 A FUCKING MONTH FROM CASH ASSISTANCE, BECAUSE OF MY FUCKED UP RIGHT WRIST, YOU FUCKING MONEY HUNGRY CUNTS!! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, LIKE YOUR RECENT EX BOYFRIEND DID, WHILE HE WAS WITH YA!!

FOLLOW IN HIS FOOT-STEPS.. RIGHT OUT IN FRONT A MAC TRUCK COMING DOWN THE ROAD! ALL YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED, WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF, WANTING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, WHORE BAG BITCHES!!

I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT..

P.S. And to those that say I ain’t “vindictive”, so why have this domain name! Go fuck yourselves too! You fucking, pompous ass motherfuckers! If this ain’t being vindictive.. I don’t know what is!?!?! GO FUCK YOURSELVES TOO! RIGHT TO HELL!

Nah.. RIGHT TO HEAVEN! I don’t wanna deal with your asses while I’m living it up in HELL!..

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Microshit IE6 and Opera are shit..

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I was just redoing the width of my Theme’s “wrapper” today, and well… leave it up to Microshit IE6 and Opera to be a fucking pain in the ass!!!

Like I said before, I should go undercover into the Microshit main office(s) and delete ALL the god damn links to download Microshit IE6 and same goes for shitty Opera!!

Well, maybe not delete them ALL, just have them ALL redirect to the Firefox’s download page. And ALSO, change the update links for all the current user’s browsers too…this way they’d ALL get awesome Firefox…

Fucking god damn Microshit IE6 and Opera can sing together, and play together in the depths of the septic tank for all I care… fucking god damn pieces of fucking SHIT!!

Like I have also said numerous of times before, trying to please Microshit IE6 and Opera is like trying to please my now EX-Retarded Slut Cunt Bitch Girlfriend!! It’s just never possible… Welp! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit!!

Time to get back to working on the theme again..if I can that is… tata peoples..

P.S. If they continue to be a pain in the fucking ass, I’m going to drop kick them both, and then bitch slap the life out of them!! Well, isn’t that what ya do with shitty ass, bitchy, whore bags?!! Yes it is,… I thought you’d agree with me…

[Brand New] Spam Subject Titles PT2!!

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Welp! It’s that time again lmao! The topic for today is: SHITTY SPAM SUBJECT TITLES PT 2!! ..

Even though I usually write wonderful posts about the shitty ass spam emails itself, I figured fuck it, why not have one dedicated to the Shitty Ass Spam Subject Titles!

Ok, here below are various Subject Titles from spam emails that came into my Yahoo email box. And then below each one is my little comment on it. Hope ya enjoy it lol!

1) Find a date – Subject Title: View pictures of Singles In Your Area.

Well Find A Date, I’d rather not! Most of the Females in my area couldn’t get a horse or dog stiff, but then again that’s prolly why they are out on their hands and knees trying their damndest to get them off though. Because 98% of them can’t get a date, find a date or even meet a mate lmao!1

2) Credit-Repair – Subject Title: Repair your credit.

Sorry to tell ya this Credit-Repair, my credit is way beyond being able to repair! I think filing bankruptcy and then legally changing my name is alot easier then taking your route. Sorry shit face!

3) Up For A Chat – Subject Title: tonights the night,im available

Oh you… slut you!! Well I’m glad to hear you’re available tonight, but I think I’ll have to take a raincheck on that one! Maybe some other time SLUT!

4) Cheaper Insurance – Subject Title: Tired of paying for doctors visits?

Well Cheaper Insurance, not really! It doesn’t get any cheaper then Medical Assistance lmao! Nice try though, fucking twat!

5) Find Love – Subject Title: Meet people for seven days at no cost to you.

Sounds very tempting Find Love, but NOT! I ain’t that retarded!1 Everyone knows that it might be free for the Seven days, but you’ll have to signup with a shitty credit card or checking account, then get nailed like a cheap hooker after the seventh day is up! If you wouldn’t mind, how about you meeting up with credit card statement bitch! Maybe catch me up on the details and shit later..!!??

6) Abigail Engle – Subject Title: Re: Our last email

Dear Abigail Bitch, that’s funny…I don’t remember the first email!! Nice try cunt!

7) CriminalsBeware – Subject Title: dead end job? start cop training today

Nah! I think I’ll pass on that one! I hate fucking cops! Prick! And you should to, being that after awhile you just might have a run-in with them because you keep sending out these fucking spam emails fucker! How ironic! Your own naming is telling you something! Good luck shit for brains!!

8) Brent Winter – Subject Title: I know what you’re Going trough

Nah Brent, I don’t think you do! Do you know what it’s like to have to delete like 600 or more spam emails from an email box account every fucking day!!? Even after you have the spam guards set! Fucker! How about if I send ya all my shit daily just so you can really know what I go through every fucking day! Fucking dumbass!

Alrighty then, that’s about all for this post lol! I’ll be making up another post soon! Even though the next one might have short and sweet comments by me, rather then book length ones lol!! Please keep checking in for it… Welp! I’m done for now…tata assclowns lol!!

P.S. Please note: That I know that the fucking senders do not always use their own names and shit, but I listed them as they were in my email box, and I’m just fucking around with it. If ya can’t handle that, then would you like me to forward them to you!!? Alright then god damn it, I figure you wouldn’t lol!! Laterz….

[brand new] random thoughts on my dumbass girlfriend…

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UPDATED: June 10th, 2006… I added numbers beside each Shoutbox comment, and I just want to say, that I’m no longer with the dumbass… I’m single again ladies..contact me!! Please! I need someone normal!!

I mean..she’s something.. I know I posted repeatedly how girlfriends and wives can be the dumbest ppl around..but my recent one, would just be too damn lazy to even think about it!

I swear ppls. Here is some Smiletag shoutbox comments made by me, as the shit was going on! You be the judge of it… lol!

1) We’ll have to come up with a bed on wheels to, with a motor and shit, so if she wants to drive around, she can just start it up and go….and yet still be in bed lmao!

2) Our relationship is great, she sleeps for 23 hours and is up for One….. lmao..

3) Well, she awake now, better start the stop watch lmao!

4) Brb…gotta check on the dumbass girlfriend because she’s making hamburgers…don’t need her falling asleep while the stove is on lmao!!

5) Welp! She went back to sleep again!! WTF!!?? JESUS MC CHRIST LMAO!!

6) It’s 3:07 am here, and she’s still here fluckin sleeping… wtf…She fucking slept all god damn day earlier…what the fuck!? 18 hours wasn’t good enough I guess!?!?

7) She finally went home now, Jesus..I just hope she don’t fall asleep behind the wheel or anything.. lol!!

8) I have the best relationshit in the world now, my dumbass girlfriend sleeps 23 hours a day and is up for 1… lol!!

Just long enough for me to get money from her and blow it on beer, and tuck her back into bed again…!!

Anyway, I’m drinking and I gotta come up with more…and believe me, there is more.. later …..

Twisted

[Brand New] Once again this is why JUNO sucks ass!!

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Once again I have to post about the JUNO ISP, because it’s a $9.95 a month piece of fucking shit!!

That’s all! That’s it! No more fucking JUNO BULLSHIT!! LOL!

Twisted

P.S. I used to use AOL free hour cds for a whole year and just kept changing the usernames n shit for each time i used a cd…..but then they started catching on and couldn’t do it anymore…..fuckin sucks!!

[ Brand New! ] A Custom Personalized Letter from Santa!?

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From: Santa

Subject: Custom Personalized Letter from Santa

I hope you enjoy this special holiday shopping opportunity. We do our best to bring you the greatest holiday savings opportunities. If you wish to no longer receive these offers please use the unsubscribe link above. Thank you, and Happy Holidays!

What the fuck is this!!??

1.) Where’s the fucking link you’re talking about!?

2) Where in the fuck is Holiday Savings Opportunities!!??

Is this the letter you’d expect to get from fucking Santa Clause!?

Fuck No! It ain’t shit!!

Come on Santa! Are we slacking today, maybe following in my bad foot steps of being lazy!? What the hell!? Just wait Santa, I’ll make a letter or post about how to save on the Holidays and shit!! Just keep drinking that RUM until Christmas day ok?… The Vindictive Bastard is here to save YOUR DAY!! LOL!!

Twisted

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