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Internet Relationships = Bullshit

Twisted / 13 June, 2011 / Leave a Comment

Thanks to a buddy of mine, I’ve now considered the fact that internet relationships are really and truly are bullshit. Here’s why…

They’re too pussy to actually meet up with you.
They’ve got too much going on in their life to consider you a factor in their life. They bitch, moan, groan, and whatever else that you don’t bother with them, yet don’t do anything themselves to encourage the relationship is going any where.
It’s all talk, no walk. It’s endless bullshit. Hopes of it going any where, is fail from start.
Everyone has excuses for their actions, so really there’s nothing going to happen in the long run.
Let’s talk of good dreams, fantasies, and let’s hope of some thing good! Yet, they don’t bother anyway, because they’re too busy with their own bullshit. “I’m taking a shit, I’ll deal with you later.” … “I’m doing this or that, fuck you for now, I’ll handle you later”. Well fuck you too! I’m tired of this bullshit, it’s all bullshit talk and failure anyway.
Let’s reply to you when I’m good and ready, I’ll wait for your response when I’m ready to view it. Other then that, who cares?
I’ll speak and want the same things and hopes and dreams that you want, but I won’t do anything myself because I got my own life and who gives a fuck about you!? My current life means more than you! Although, I want you apart of it!
It’s just never going to happen, there’s always an excuse to not make it happen. “I’m dealing with my 5 kids, I’m dealing with court, I’m dealing with this or that… ” It’s merely just bullshit talk, tagging you along … for time being, to make you happy… In long run, it means, It’s not going to happen.

Why bother? Really there’s no point in it… I’m tired of the same repeating shit talk… I’m done. I want someone serious and local, that’s not bullshitting me. For once, I’d love to meet someone that ain’t pussy and does want to meet me and is serious about me, no bullshit excuses. Ha!

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The Ronald McFucking Donald clown bitch, makes a come-back in McDumbass Donalds commercials…

Rants

Twisted / 10 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

Just when I thought the Pansy Ronald McDumb-Fuck Donalds clown had died, I was wrong…

Especially this older commercial, where you’ve really made him look like a big gay homosexual, too close for comfort for being around kids…

But come on McDumbass Donalds… you’ve basically killed the clown off long ago, because apparently new slogans were better…”Are you lovin it?” or “I’m lovin it!” Lovin what exactly? The fact that while you’re there nomming on McDonalds food all the time, you’ll eventually turn into the fat sow, you’ll later bitch of becoming? I’ll do another post on this “slogan” later though…

Hell, even the majority of their workers are Dumb-asses, as I’ve stated in an older post on here. The only thing about McDonald’s is their fries, and even that’s the worst thing for anyone though, considering the fact that most don’t know how to say “no” to eating their “fat sow; creating foods”.

Either way, watch out for the Clown Bitch, he might just nail ya in the Mc Bung Hole, and molest your kids… But you wouldn’t care if he did anyway, cause you’re too busy nomming down on their fatty foods, making yourselves into true cows. I’m done with this shit.

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Backstabbers and shit talkers….

Feelings Rants

Twisted / 8 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

They can lick my nuts and fuck off. They too pussy to talk directly to me, they gotta talk their shit smack talk to others… They can’t talk to me directly, they’re pussy. I hate them, I hate you too! Wanna be punks and dissers. Talk to me, not behind my back… Cowards. I’ll level your ass…from the word “get”. Let the games begin bitches. I’ll make it news, you pansy fucks.

A note to friends, watch out who you’re friends with. They’ll be there to back-stab and talk shit on you. They’re not “friends”. All these “friends” you claim to have, are bullshitters. They’re there to “help” once and while, other wise they’re awol and shit talking on you. They’re really not “friends”. All these wanna be “Friends” can go fuck themselves to hell and back, because honestly, I don’t need them nor want them. Fucking Pansy motherfucker narcs, fuck em.

Fuck narcs, and fuck all those that shit talk on you for no reason. They’re pussies, and can’t handle truth. I’m done with this shit…

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The Kitty Cat…

General

Twisted / 16 March, 2008 / Leave a Comment

For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty…

Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine…

While I was still in middle school, me and my hick friend were hanging out at his barn and found a stray kitty cat. Like a couple of rebel teenagers, we were drinking booze and liquor…

I then made the remark to him, “Wait, how long has it been since you had pussy?” He said, “Oh, a few year!” I said, “Well, there’s one for ya! You didn’t even have to search for one, it came to YOU!” Anyway, like a couple of rebel teenagers drinking booze and crap, decided to fuck with the pussy cat a bit…

First, we put milk in it’s bowl, then I attempted to try and get the cat to drink kerosene, being that it’s clear and doesn’t really have an oder to it… But the fucking cat wouldn’t drink it!! Damn it! So, I then grabbed the lighter and lit the kerosene on fire in front of it’s face… cat didn’t like THAT too much.. LOL!

Then, we tried ramming an M80 up it’s ass, lighting it and run. Damn cat squealed and screamed like a motherfucker… Of course it would, it was getting an M80 rammed up it’s ass. LOL! Damn cat wouldn’t stay still for us, so … hick buddy decided to lock it in this little cage, then run over it with the riding lawnmower… boy, did the cat hate that one too…

I then said, “Welp, I guess we’re not getting any pussy tonight!”

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Various vagina lips…

General

Twisted / 12 December, 2007 / Leave a Comment

Okay, this was brought up in another post of mine. Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks?

I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?

Here, I’ve gone ahead and rounded up some image examples from the internet, this way you can see what I’m talking about…

(These are nudes of chicks, please be advised! NSFW!!)

a) Here’s an example of the “hamburger bun” or “camel toe” lips I was talking about. Don’t it look Mmm, tasty!! Here’s one that’s pretty much the same too, except with her bent over like that, it looks like an EMBEDDED YO-YO…

b) Here’s another shot of the same chick’s pussy that you seen above there. But, with her spread eagle like that, it looks like a “Double Heart”.. don’t it?

c) Here’s another one, I’m going to call it the “Slit Clit”… Why? Because it has a nice slit up the middle of the clit. Nothing protruding and shit…That’s a nice one too…

d) Here’s another one, I’m going to call it the “clam”. Why? Because don’t it kinda look like a clam? It’s a nice one too… Licky licky, slip in the dicky…

e) (Forewarning, most guys might not want to look at this one) Here’s another one too. This one is gross looking. Why? Because it looks like the lady not only dildo herself with a normal dildo, but a Chef Knife too, looks all bloody and shit.. Ewww!! SICK!

f) Here’s another one, this is another gross one. This is one of those “What the hell is it? Is it safe to put my dick in this?” pussies…

g) (Forewarning; not really because it’s gross, but because there’s a guys cock in it as well.) Here’s another one, this is going to get the name “Gaping Maw”… Well, you’ll understand why I gave it that name then, once you seen it .. LOL!

h) Here’s another one, this is the “Slop of Fuck” I was talking about.. What the hell is this shit?!?!? Is it safe to put a dick in this or what?!?!?! Eeek!

Anyway, yeah.. I think that about sums it up for various pussy lips. If I happened to miss some, let me know!

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Random thoughts…

It Is Said

Twisted / 5 December, 2007 / 1 Comment

Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way…

1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a female as well… Is she really a Sasquatch descendant that maybe came out of the woods and shaved the hair off his/her face and got prettied up, or.. WHAT!?!?!?

2.) God damn it I wish they lowered the legal age to 17.

3.) Why do people’s exes have to linger around like a knife in the asshole, and cause more drama bullshit for people while they’re apart? I mean shit, it wasn’t peaches n cream while they were WITH the person, but to cause more shit when they’re apart? Come on!!

4.) Why do people really care so much about Celebrities for? Why does the poperotzy really give a shit about taking pictures of the Celebrities?

I mean, sure it’s a money machine.. but come on! Celebrities are human like YOU are. They are people. Unless I’m lost, confused, and perhaps missed something?

Are they REALLY aliens in human bodies and that’s why they are more important? Come on people, who really gives a fucking shit about Celebrities… The only thing that’s wonderful about “them” is their wallets and bank accounts. That’s all!

Since when did the amount of money in the wallet or bank account really matter, unless you were getting some of it from the beginning? All I can say is, SHARE THE WEALTH YOU CELEBRITY BASTARDS!!

5.) Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?

6.) Why do BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE!?!? And why do GOOD THINGS happen to BAD PEOPLE!?!?

7.) Why are the police out to get pedophiles for? Especially when there are cops out there being pedophiles themselves? Why do they also bust people’s parties for? But end up throwing parties and doing drugs themselves? Especially with underage people as well…

8.) How come whenever I’m offline and not on the internet I don’t have to shit, but as soon as I get online I gotta shit? This hasn’t been happening LATELY, but still… Shit, I better knock on wood quick…

9.) God damn it I wish it was legal to track down spammers and kill them… Burn their machines down and burn the people spamming too…

10.) Why is it when you’re single, you don’t get hit-on that much? But when you’re with someone you really love and care about, you get hit-on all the time? Not that this has happened to me lately, but before…

11.) Why does the weather get really crappy on important and special occasion days, but not on unimportant days?

12.) Why do old people (like my gram and pap) drive slow as fuck when ya gotta be some where important and can’t be late, but drive fast as hell when not needing to be some where important?

There, I was going to add more but I have to leave for work! More to come later, in a new post!

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Michelle Frye, fuck her in the pussy and you might die…

General

Twisted / 15 October, 2007 / Leave a Comment

From suffocation that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag and dive in it, in order for her to feel anything…

Bashmyex.com Bash Quote: “The whore lives in parkersburg WV.She will do anything to get a man .espicially with her mommy’s help.Dont let the pic fool ya.If ya meet her she will give ya some ass (again prolly with mommy’s help) but be warned.bring protection-for your wallet and ur dick”

This is basically a Bashmyex.com bash, mirrored over here on VB

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BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP…BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN!

General

Twisted / 4 March, 2007 / Leave a Comment

WOW! THIS SUCKS!…

Welp, I guess the ex-wife must have broken down and finally told her husband that me and her were fucking…

Nothing like waking up to this on the answering machine… “This message is for Spencer, I’d appreciate it if you kept your fucking dick out of my wife’s pussy”… click click…

Hmm, I guess this means no more lovey dove-in from the EX now… Or, does it?

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Would you lick it, and stick it?

General

Twisted / 18 February, 2007 / Leave a Comment

Started up another new Feature.. the “Lick It & Stick It” feature. Where we’d post chick’s pictures, and you get to state if you’d Lick It & Stick It .. or not..

For the dumbasses out there..
Lick it: Means to lick their pussy..
Stick it: Means to stick your dick in it..

Of course, if I were you… I’d LICK IT first though.. then Stick It. Why? Cause you wouldn’t wanna taste yourself down there, right?

Ok, here goes..