bitch

Dear Mother Satan, please shut the fuck up and adjust that crooked tampon…

Bitches Rants

Ah yes, another day at shit work and nothing like a pissy whiny “Mother Satan” old bossy bitch lady to make things even more enjoyable! NOT!

Anyway, here’s what happened today… I got into work today and she asked me if I painted over the weekend. I replied “yes, why?” She said, “where did you get the paint from?” I thought, “I waited for it to drip from your pussy, the best paint is old lady discharge.”

Anyway, I said, “the paint closet.” She said, “that paint was lotted for a project. You should have asked before using it.” I said, “well Don (The main painter guy there) told me to get more if I needed it!” She replied, “okay, but yeah, you need to ask first because paint is expensive.” Of course I was thinking, “No shit, Sherlock!”

To get the bitch out of my face quickly, I left it go. Later I find out, the project she was talking about was the one I STARTED MYSELF. The part of the building that I specifically asked her if I could paint myself, and she said yes too!

And turns out, the area I started myself was already basically painted with the same paint from a previous batch of paint, that I was told to go ahead and use anyway! So really, I didn’t use that much of the NEW batch of paint to finish the supposed “lotted/special” project she was getting pissy about to begin with! That Don guy was going to do it anyway! Really, I helped save their paint in the end!

How about this bitch, adjust that crooked Depends version of a tampon you got crammed up your pussy sideways collecting that old hag drainage and discharge and keep the lips zipped… I don’t need to hear your old ramblings of bullshit…

Keep stepping, keep moving, keep the mouth closed and pretend you’re doing your job in your office away from me, because you suck horse Willies and I’m Mr. Awesome at work…

Hey, I know you’re jealous of me, but please, please don’t take it out on me because you know everyone hates you and thinks you’re a fucking bitch with a steal and jagged pointy dildo shoved up your ass (so it ain’t gonna melt) while the crooked tampon is up the old hag twat sideways…

Face the facts bitch, you really ain’t my boss. Shut.The.Fuck.Up. I don’t want to hear your bitch mouth. Here’s some tissues…stop crying and clean up that discharge cunt!

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hotsexygirl is a member of MySpace and is inviting you to join.

Rants

Natalie is back!!! Gee Whiz, this girl just doesn’t wanna give up on me!

Yeah, I got another email from this MySpace.com Slutty Spammer Bot Bitch… Still up to her old tricks, just using a different “name”… Anyway, here’s what she had to say this time…

hotsexygirl says: merry christmas!!

Twisted says: Merry (Go Fuck Yourself All The Way To) Christmas!! You fuckin MySpace Spammer Slut Bot Bitch!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

hotsexygirl says: i saw your pic

Twisted says: I don’t know how many times I have to emphasize it you dumbass cunt bot bitch! I DO NOT HAVE MY PICTURES ON MYSHIT.COM, I MEAN MYSPACE.COM!!!!!!!!!! You must have me confused with someone else?

hotsexygirl says: your hot

Twisted says: Thanks! I know I’m hot. My girlfriend knows I’m hot too! By the way, it’s “you’re” not “your”… dumb fuck. *takes a bow to audience*

hotsexygirl says: meet me on msn natalie25snow @ hotmail.com see you!!

Twisted says: Fuck You! I ain’t meeting you on any messenger(s). Last time I met one of “you” on a messenger, it wasn’t pleasant. Oops, did I just say that. Nah…

hotsexygirl says: thanks naty!!

Twisted says: Geeez! For someone that’s so hard up to meet me on MSN Messenger, you’d think they would at least be able to spell their “name” right and use correct grammar! I’m sorry bitch, but you’re a total turn-off! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Bitches It Is Said

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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Michelle Frye, fuck her in the pussy and you might die…

General

From suffocation that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag and dive in it, in order for her to feel anything…

Bashmyex.com Bash Quote: “The whore lives in parkersburg WV.She will do anything to get a man .espicially with her mommy’s help.Dont let the pic fool ya.If ya meet her she will give ya some ass (again prolly with mommy’s help) but be warned.bring protection-for your wallet and ur dick

This is basically a Bashmyex.com bash, mirrored over here on VB

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It appears that I have a pissed off, jealous piece of Asian shit “fan”….

General Rants

That’s trying to sound like me, and be just like me, but can’t be me, because they an Asian Piece of shit…

I’ve been getting a few of these related shit comments lately…

Author : UMNO (IP: 67.159.44.138 , .)
E-mail : pervertsuck @ pleasedie . com
URI :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=67.159.44.138
Comment:
DO US A GOOD DEED, AND STUCK A FUCKING FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS THIS 4TH OF JULY AND DIE YOU SICK DISGUSTING PERVERT UGLY BRANDI DONT LOVE YOU NASTY ASS HOE U NEED TO DATE BETTER PEOPLE SICKO

I’m sorry, but it just screams ASIAN MIKE THE DYKE! And even if it wasn’t, this is still funny as hell, so fuck it. Don’t like it, my balls need washed, start licking…

You know why, because:

1.) Daniel wouldn’t diss on Brandy like that.
2.) Mike The Asian Dyke would do it, because I posted smack on him already, and since Brandy wouldn’t take him back as a real BF ever again, he’s jealous and pissed off about it.

Listen here Asian blowfish bitch, FACE THE FACTS.

1.) YOU LOST HER TO ME! YOU’LL ALWAYS LOSE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ASIAN DOUCHE BAG WITH A SMALL PECKER JOHNSON! I KNOW IT’S UPSETTING, BUT GET SOME THERAPY!

I’D HATE FOR YOU TO TURN INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE VIRGINA TECH NUT JOBS, GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE CAUSE YOU MENTALLY FUCKED UP, AND CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

2.) I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU HEARD THAT SHE DON’T LOVE ME. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT, SHE STILL DOES “LOVE” ME. AND TOLD ME SO ON LIVE MESSENGER OTHER NIGHT. GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU LOST, YOU’LL ALWAYS LOSE! YOU’LL NEVER BE “LOVED” BY HER LIKE SHE DOES ME! SORRY!

3.) I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS PERVERT REMARK IS COMING FROM…? I’M STARTING TO THINK IT’S THE JEALOUSY THING AGAIN? PERHAPS IT’S BECAUSE SHE FLASHED HER BREASTS TO ME ON LIVE MESSENGER CAM, AND TEASED ME WITH HER FEET ON CAM? AND HASN’T DONE ANY OF THAT FOR YOU!

HEY, SHE KNOWS I HAVE A LITTLE FOOT FETISH (WHICH IS PERFECTLY FINE TO HAVE, AND IT’S NOT PERVERTED. TONS OF PEOPLE ARE INTO IT.), AND I CAN’T HELP IT SHE’S SHOWING THEM OFF TO ME! JEALOUS MUCH?

4.) I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOUR(SLANTED EYES)SELF WOULD BE CALLING BRANDY UGLY? HELL! YOU WERE E-DATING HER TOO!?!?

SERIOUSLY, I THINK IT’S HIGH TIME YOU GOT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU LOST HER TO ME, AFTER THAT YEAR YOU TWO WERE “E-DATING”! IT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY THOUGH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU TWO WERE E-DATING FOR A YEAR OR WHATEVER, AND LITTLE OLD ME CAME ALONG AND TOOK HER FROM YOU IN A SHORT TIME. AND SHE AND I WERE ONLY TALKING FOR A FEW WEEKS, TO A MONTH, AND YOU WERE JUST TOTALLY DITCHED!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSER!!!!!!!! YOU USELESS PIECE OF ASIAN SHIT!!!!!!! TRY DATING A RELATIVE?

5.) “STUCK A FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS”? ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO READ, “STICK A FIRECRACKER UP YOUR ASS”? FUCKING DUMB ASS, LEARN HOW TO MAKE CORRECT SENTENCES.

I ADMIT THAT MY SPELLING AND USE OF GRAMMAR SUCKS, BUT AT LEAST I TRY AND FIX THE ERRORS. PERHAPS “HOOKED ON PHONICS” WILL HELP YOU?

6.) AS FOR THE FIRECRACKER REMARK. I’M SORRY, BUT SINCE I’M ON PROBATION I’M NOT ALLOWED AROUND THAT KIND OF SHIT. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU!

BUT SINCE I CAN’T DO THAT FOR YOU, HOW ABOUT YOU DO THIS FOR ALL US FULL BLOODED AMERICANS INSTEAD!

– GO BACK TO YOUR ASIAN PIECE OF SHIT HOMELAND, AND BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH AN A-BOMB BITCH! SIT ON IT, ROTATE, AND COUNT DOWN FROM 8…7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

BA BOOM! THERE GOES THE ASIAN SHITS IN THAT SHIT FILLED MUSHROOM (CLOUD)….

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By the way fuck faces, whoever was using that proxy IP address, is now blocked from this site. And any IP address that starts with the first three digits of it, is banned as well.

FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF! FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL! I’m done with this shit, later…

P.S. AND ANYONE ELSE LEAVING SHITTY ASS COMMENTS LIKE THAT, WILL HAVE THEIR IP ADDRESSES BANNED AND BLOCKED TOO!

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Nosy bastards, getting in the business..

Bitches Rants

I know this doesn’t just happen in my shitty State of Pennsylvania, but, I fucking hate nosy bastards that love being in other’s business…

There’s nothing like talking with a friend, or whatever the hell, and some nosy ass cunt just has to be there listening. Ya also can’t forget the stretching of the neck to see what you’re doing, or not doing, and blah blah fuckity do blah…

As a follow up on the ex-wife’s husband finding out about us fucking and shit. I think it was because of some nosy cunt that was leaving the place I was working, seen us both together out front… then told her hubby at the store they both work at. She must be one of their customers or some shit.

FUCKING NOSY BITCH! IF I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, I’D PULL YA ASIDE, FUCK YA, AND THEN TELL YA!! NAH, I’D TELL YA WHILE I WAS FUCKING YA!

JESUS FUCK PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS!! WHEN YOU’RE THERE TALKING TO YOUR NOSY PRICK BASTARD FRIEND’S, I AIN’T THERE PEEKING MY HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS LISTENING IN ON THE BUSINESS…

SO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS, DAMN!

My own shit don’t have any room to live now, because nosy bitches are trying to occupy their space… I can just picture it now.. my terds living and sleeping on sidewalks because they homeless..

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ADD A CAPTION – NEW SITE FEATURE!

General

Alright, since I know a lot of people bitch, bawl, and wet themselves when somebody posts pictures of other’s, especially when that someone is being made fun of.. I’ve now added an “ADD A CAPTION” feature to the site!

Following in TGO’s footsteps, I’ve went ahead and done the same for my site…

Here’s how it works.

1.) Once a day, week, whenever the fuck we feel like it, we’ll add an image to a post, then..

2.) Anyone, and everyone can post a comment towards that picture. Basically you’ll be saying something that you think the person in the picture is thinking, saying, feeling, or, whatever the hell..

3.) Be creative please! This is merely for shits and giggles!

4.) If you’re a bawl baby, or a whine ass, and comment with shitty ass comments, there will be a “Note” left in with your comment.

Now, here’s a chance for the bawl baby bastards to come out of the wood work, and go through 20 boxes of tissues. Expect the first ADD A CAPTION soon, you sniffling bawl baby bastards!!

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Fuck you EX-Mental bitch from fucking hell!!! & Fuck your mother too!!!

Rants

My shitty ass fucking “life”, just keeps getting better, and better, by the minute, day, and week!

WELL! FUCK YOU, EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL, AND FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS, CUNT, FUCKING MOTHER TOO! FUCK YOURSELVES TO HELL!!!

It’s always nice to have your EX-MENTAL RETARDED BITCH FROM FUCKING HELL OF A GIRLFRIEND’S, MOTHER.. take you for fucking child support, for a fucking kid you haven’t seen anyway!!!!!!!!

“My THIRD SON”, was born in the beginning of JULY, and I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN HIM YET EITHER!! Because the fucking EX-BITCH GIRLFRIEND, put a P.F.A out on me, which means I ain’t allowed to call her, go near her, and blah blah fuckity do blah!!

Fucking bitch! I didn’t do shit to ya anyway, you lying ass fucking bitch! Go fuck your mother’s dog, like you were going to anyway before.. while we were together…

Any fucking ways! The EX-MENTAL CUNT BITCH, don’t even HAVE OUR SON ANYWAY THOUGH, because she is fucking talking about killing herself all the fucking time, and hanging out with other mentally fucked up people, talking about killing themselves too!

I told the bitch, don’t keep him or her… “we” were NOT READY FOR IT! Money wise, in general, and with her fucking mental problems.. it’s NOT a good idea!! NOOO!! she didn’t fucking listen.. now the poor kid is bouncing back and forth, between the mother and her fucking mother and father!! And, her fucking mother didn’t and doesn’t want me seeing HIM ANYWAY!! But..

IT’S TIME BITCHES!! I WAS GOING TO LET IT GO BY, AS YOU WANTED TO, TO BEGIN WITH, BUT, YOU WANNA TRY AND GET ME FOR MONEY, FOR A KID I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN YET, AND THAT YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE ANYWAY!!?!?!?!?!

WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!! BE PREPARED FOR COURT BATTLES N SHIT, CAUSE I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK NOW!! YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED BITCHES!!!!

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GIVE HIM OVER TO ME! I’VE ALREADY HAD TWO BOYS BEFORE, AND KNOW HOW TO BRING THEM UP GOOD, AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!

GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, AND YOUR MOTHER FUCK HIM TOO! IF YA DIDN’T GET ME FOR THE P.F.A TO BEGIN WITH, THAT WOULD BE $300.00 DOLLARS, I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOWARDS THE KID TO BEGIN WITH BITCH!

YOU KNOW!!!!!!! THAT I DON’T MAKE MORE THEN YOU TOO! FUCKING $200.00 A FUCKING MONTH FROM CASH ASSISTANCE, BECAUSE OF MY FUCKED UP RIGHT WRIST, YOU FUCKING MONEY HUNGRY CUNTS!! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, LIKE YOUR RECENT EX BOYFRIEND DID, WHILE HE WAS WITH YA!!

FOLLOW IN HIS FOOT-STEPS.. RIGHT OUT IN FRONT A MAC TRUCK COMING DOWN THE ROAD! ALL YOU FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED, WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF, WANTING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S DOG, WHORE BAG BITCHES!!

I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT..

P.S. And to those that say I ain’t “vindictive”, so why have this domain name! Go fuck yourselves too! You fucking, pompous ass motherfuckers! If this ain’t being vindictive.. I don’t know what is!?!?! GO FUCK YOURSELVES TOO! RIGHT TO HELL!

Nah.. RIGHT TO HEAVEN! I don’t wanna deal with your asses while I’m living it up in HELL!..

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You know you are a Bipolar Bitch if….

Twisted Jokes

You know you are a bipolar if….


1) If 99% of the guys that hangout with you spend all their time kissing your ass rather then
telling you how they really feel about you because they don’t wanna end up getting therapy!

2) 1% of the men are telling you off and how they really feel about you, but you are just too stupid and bitchy to realize your only going to end up with SHIT, because of your BITCHY attitude all the time and you can’t accept it!

3) When no more then 5 seconds into a conversation you start bitching and snapping on someone because of whatever they may have said…even if it’s something nice.

4) You have the nerve to talk about peoples and get them into trouble…but if it happens to you, it’s a sin! And then they have endless HELL and BITCHING to deal with.

5) The first thing that comes outta your mouth in the morning is BITCHING, about something stupid or not..it don’t matter.

6) You are never satistified with anything, no matter what one does to make you happy or please you, YOUR STILL A DAMN BIPOLAR BITCH!

7) Your own therapist needs tons of medications and therapy, and then even his therapist needs tons of meds and therapy!

8) Even if you took 2 times the original amount of medications prescribed by your doctor and everyone still see’s no improvement!

9) The pharmacys do not think they have enough medication to supply the demand for your Bipolarness!

10) While having your period your nice as can be, but when the period is over, you are all
BIPOLAR BITCH again!

11) Someone else’s stupididity pisses you off, but when your being stupid it’s ok.

12) You expect others to take ALL YOUR SHIT and treat you like a fucking PRINCESS! NOT!! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO BITCHES!

13) You treat everyone like shit and use them, and then expect money, material things in-return! AH! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR GETTING SHIT FROM ANYONE HAHAHA! REALITY CHECK BITCHES!

14) You can’t stand the fact of being wrong about anything and any issues. You always have to be right! Or you always have to have the last word in any fucking argument! EVEN IF YOUR NOT ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU JUST WANNA LOOK LIKE MRS. GOODIE GOODIE, BUT REALLY YOUR JUST THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT!

15) You treat all the people that are really nice to you like SHIT, but kiss the ass of those that are really being assholes to you!

Twisted

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Wonderful Relationshits….I mean, Relationships

Feelings

I just love relationships! You know why!? Cause it never fucking fails…you always end up getting hurt in the end by some bitch or asshole saying they won’t hurt you, but they do anyways. Go fucking figure right?! I mean this is a bunch of shit!

They always tell you that they won’t hurt you, fuck you over, cheat on you and blah blah. But then they do it any fucking ways! THAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF! They also tend to tell you how much they have been hurt and played before, and DO NOT WANT THAT AGAIN! But then they do it you anyways! I’M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT! My as well die a loner, fuck it all. Atleast you know you’ll be dead and can’t have anyone fuck you over and your feelings all ripped to hell!

Then they also have the balls to blame it ALL on you to. Like they never did anything wrong or something, NEWS FLASH CHEATING SLUTTY BITCH WHORES! YOU DID IT IF ANYONE! FUCK OFF AND DIE! I’m sure you will get along with some “wonderful” guys or girls in the septic tank!

Shit! This whole time of talking about shitty cheating sluts, assholes, relationships and bitches, makes me have to take a BIG SHIT NOW! THANKS FUCKERS! And while I’m taking that nice big shit! Please! Please! Keep it down! You know were DONE! I don’t need you begging me for a second chance from the depths of the septic tank while I’m on the shitter!

By the way, I’m sending down some buddies for you to play with! Maybe could even be that new HUBBY you have been looking for!? I dunno….I’m out…later!

Twisted

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