I know I was showing off my new theme almost every where, including your girlfriend while she sat on my lap in her bedroom, but, I’ll have to do some more theme tweaking…
For shits and giggles, I tried validating the site, and noticed it spit out several Validation Errors sigh. What else is new.. I’ll try and take of this shit later on today then… That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! I’m off to bed now, later folks!
Well! After calling the Taco Hell’s Manager! I got me a letter in the mail saying how sorry they were for the fuck up bullshit! And they sent me a $4.00 off card! Woot Woot!!
I should do that all the damn time…and use other people’s phones while doing it lmao! Just make up names and use their addresses….so they keep sending me $4.00 off cards! Naa…I wouldn’t do that! But one thing he did tell me though, here it is below:
1) Specify when ordering a “T2″ to make it a “Baja Chicken”…because if you don’t…you will get “Baja Beef” automatically!
The problem with my orders were….I did say “Baja Chicken” and still got the fucking “Baja Beef Slop Of Fuck”!
It does pay to speak up about their fuck ups! Remember that! Well, that’s all this for this Taco Hell posting shit, time to go spend that $4.00 off card lmao!! Laterz….
Twisted
E-BULLSHIT.COM THE “E” IN E-HARMONY.COM STANDS FOR “EMPTY” BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WILL DO TO YOUR WALLET! BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FIND A DAMN DATE OR LOVER ON YOUR OWN! YOU HAVE TO RELY ON A STUPID ASS WEBSITE TO DO IT FOR YOU!
Now, I just joined to see what it was like, because I had tried other various “hook-up” sites years ago, because my damn wife was being a bitch from hell and I wanted something better! I also just joined to see what all the so called “good” advantages were. But this E-harmony site takes the fucking cake!
“GET YOUR $40.00 VALUE, PROFILE FOR FREE!” FREE.. MY DAMN ASS! IT MIGHT BE IN THE BEGINNING AFTER SPENDING A FUCKING 2 TO 4 HOURS TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEYS AND SHIT! I just wasted a good 4 hours of wacking off time right there! Fucking Bullshit! Anyways…then after finally getting through the piece of shit surveys and shit…I noticed these plans then:
1 month plan for ONLY $49.95
3 months for ONLY $99.95
6 months for ONLY $159.95
12 months for ONLY $249.95
Don’t you just love how they use the word ONLY!? I do! They act like everyone on the planet: SHIT HOLE makes enough money to pay for this BULLSHIT every fucking month or something! IF IT’S ONLY THIS AND THAT A MONTH, CAN YOU PAY IT FOR ME ASSHOLES!? YOUR BRINGING IN THE SUCKERS MONEY NOW, CAN YOU PAY FOR THE YEAR PLAN FOR ME!?
Here below are some more names they should be called because they just a bunch of rip-off bastards!
1) E-TAKEALLYOURDAMNMONEYFORNOTHING.COM
2) E-CROCKOFSHIT.COM
3) E-EMPTYYOURWALLETTOUSBECAUSEYOUADUMBASS.COM
4) E-WEOWNYAKNOWGODDAMNIT.COM
5) E-PAYUPSUCKERS.COM
Here below should be the ANTI: E-HARMONY.COM site’s urls.
1) E-HARMONYCANLICKMYNUTS.COM
4) E-HARMONYSHOULDBURNINHELL.COM
5) E-HARMONYMYASS.COM
6) E-HARMONYISBULLSHIT.COM
7) E-HARMONYISFORRETARDS.COM
8) E-HARMONYLICKSHAIRYBALLSACKS.COM
9) E-HARMONYEMPTIEDMYWALLET.COM
10) E-HARMONYDRAINSYOURMONEYSUPPLY.COM
11) E-HARMONYAREJUSTABUNCHOFBASTARDS.COM
12) E-HARMONYISACROCKOFSHIT.COM
13) E-HARMONYISARIPOFFSITE.COM
14) E-HARMONYALLTHEWAYTOBANCRUPCY.COM
15) E-HARMONYISLIVINGINHARMONYBECAUSETHEYHAVEALLYOURDAMNMONEY.COM
16) E-HARMONY=EBULLSHIT.COM
17) E-HARMONYISHORSESHIT.COM
OK, there! I think that about covers the E-HARMONY BULLSHIT! THEY CAN TAKE THEIR MONTHLY PLANS AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR E-HARMONY ASSHOLES! I’m done….laterz..
Twisted
(Please note: Out of all the dating sites I have tried, the one I found most helpful was www.othersingles.com If your trying to find someone better, I wish you luck!)
I AM SO SICK OF THE BITCHES CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE! IF ANYTHING, YOU ARE THE REASON I AM ONE!
Here below is just a little list of why I am so defensive at work or becoming more of an “asshole” to the bipolar bitches!
1) I CAN’T SPEAK MY MIND ON SHIT! – THEY CAN BITCH AND SAY ALL THEY WANNA, BUT…I’M SUPPOSE TO KEEP MY DAMN MOUTH SHUT! NAA! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO BITCHES! REALITY CHECK!
2) I CAN’T DEFEND MYSELF! – THEY CAN CALL ME WHATEVER NAMES THEY WANNA…AND I’M JUST SUPPOSE TO TAKE IT ALL AND NOT SAY SHIT! THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! THEY ALL BITCHES WITH A PROBLEM AND NEED THERAPY AND MEDS!
3) THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITS IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY! – THEY BITCH AT ME FOR CERTAIN THINGS….BUT THEN THEY DO IT AND IT’S OK! WHATEVER BITCHES!
4) THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST FLIRT AND ACT LIKE O YEAH…..I’LL GET WITH U AND THEN NOT! – THAT’S ONLY TO GET WHAT THEY WANT AND SHIT AND THEN IT’S BACK ON THE BACK BURNER AGAIN!
5) THEY AIN’T USING ME! HAHAHA! WHATEVER U SAY! – NAA….THEY AIN’T USING ME AT ALL..NOO WAY! TWISTED….CAN U MAKE ME A CD? I WANT THESE SONGS, BLAH BLAH BLAH…. … NOT! NO ONE GIVES ME MONEY TOWARDS THE CDS, SO I CAN KEEP THE BLANKS STOCKED UP! ANOTHER THING IS…THEY FLIRT AND SHIT…SO THEIR WORKLOAD JUST NONCHALANTLY GETS PUT ON ME…MMMM…..I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED?! HEAD GAMES AND LIARS!
6) THEY MAKE FUN OF ME AND EVERYONE ELSE! BUT, THEY HATED THAT WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL, OR WHATEVER! IT’S LIKE…NOW …..THEY MUST FEEL SPECIAL! ALOT OF ATTENTION…OR SOMETHING…..AND NOW THEY TREATING CERTAIN PEOPLES JUST LIKE THEY WERE TREATED IN SCHOOL OR WHATEVER! THAT IS FUCKING IGNORANT AND BULLSHIT!
7) THEY CALL ME AN ASSHOLE OR JERK….BUT…..LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR BITCHES! I WONDER WHY I’M TURNING INTO AN ASSHOLE TOWARDS YOU! IF YOU TREAT PEOPLES WITH DISRESPECT….EXPECT IT BACK! THAT’S PART OF LIFE AND IT’S TIME TO GROW THE FUCK UP! WELCOME TO LIFE BITCHES!
8) WHEN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IN THEIR LIFE PISSES THEM OFF OR UPSETS THEM….IT’S TIME TO TREAT TWISTED LIKE SHIT! THEY TAKE OUT ALL THEIR PROBLEMS AND SHIT ON ME! WHEN I ASK THEM QUESTIONS THAT ARE NICE OR WHATEVER…..THEY JUST SNAP ON ME AND TREAT ME LIKE SHIT! FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCHES!
9) THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO TREAT REAL FRIENDS! THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO PICK MEN! THEY JUST DON’T KNOW SHIT! THEY THINK THEY DO….BUT REALLY THEY DON’T!
10) THEY KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEIR FUCKING MEDICATIONS! I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER REASON THEY JUST KEEP GIVING ATTITUDE FOR NOTHING! START TAKING THE MEDICATIONS AND START MARKING DOWN WHEN YA TAKE THEM!
11) THIS KINDA GOES WITH NUMBER 8, BUT…WHEN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING PISSES THEM OFF. THEY TELL ME ….I MIGHT SNAP ON YOU…JUST LETTING YOU KNOW A HEAD OF TIME. IF YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID OR WHATEVER! NOW…WHEN OR IF I WAS IN A BAD MOOD….I WASN’T SUPPOSE TO TAKE SHIT OUT ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG! NOW WHY IS IT OK FOR THEM BITCHES TO DO IT, BUT NOT ME!? THAT’S FUCKED UP AND WRONG! IT’S THERAPY TIME BITCHES!
12) THEY LIKE TO TAG TEAM WITH OTHER BITCHES! NOW!.. YA KNOW RIGHT THERE IT’S AN INSTANT LOSING SITUATION! I WISH THAT MALE COOK DIDN’T QUIT…HE DIDN’T LIKE THEM ANYMORE THEN ME! HE WOULD TELL THEM ALL OFF TO AND MAKE THEM BITCHES CRY HAHAHA!
13) IT’S OK FOR THEM TO TELL SEXUAL RELATED STORIES TO ME AND STUFF….OR JUST ABOUT BOYFRIEND RELATIONSHIPS…..BUT, THEY TELL ME WHEN THEY ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIPS AND SHIT! THAT’S FUCKED UP TO!
14) THEY CALL ME IMMATURE! HAHAHA! WHATEVER BITCHES! 99.9999999% OF THE TIME…THEY ACTING LIKE LITTLE KIDS FROM HELL AND TREATING ME LIKE SHIT! THEN EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT LIKE…..THERE IS NOTHING WRONG! THE VERBAL INSULTS, THE NONCHALANTLY USING, THE FLIRTING, THE EMOTIONAL ABUSE, THE MENTAL ABUSE DAILY! BUT, I’M JUST A FUCKING HAPPY CAMPER! MY LIFE IS PEACHY! I LOVE MY LIFE….NOT!!!!!! WHERE’S THE GUN SO I CAN END IT RIGHT THERE AND SPLATTER MY BRAINS ALL OVER THE BITCHES FACES! NOW THERE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT FUCKERS! I MY AS WELL END IT AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL RIGHT! FUCK THE TRAINING FOR IT….
There, I had to get that off my chest! I think there is still more, but.. they will come later! I know they’ll prolly reply to this while I’m in bed or something…so I won’t be online when they reply! But, when or if they do! I will have a nice reply for them! Ta ta….laterz
Twisted
Can u make me something….
IF YOUR MY FRIEND…YOU WOULD… RIGHT?
COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! BASTARD WANNA BE… BUT… NOT BEING FRIENDS CAN LICK MY LEFT NUT AND SUCK THE RIGHT ONE TO BALANCE SHIT OUT DOWN THERE!
If your going to be a friend…BE ONE! Don’t go using people’s while throwing that bullshit line of: If your my friend….you would… right!? Or they just play head games like they did in highschool to get what they want….then repeatedly shit on you the next how many times over!
WATCH OUT FOR WONDERFUL USING BASTARD “FRIENDS”!
I dunno about you, but I got a nose for them. I can smell the shit coming from a mile away! Don’t fall for stupid little flirty girls, kids, anyone that likes to play head games with a temporary “flirtty” attitude or whatever. It’s only done if or when they think they would benefit from you! Once they got whatever their looking for…it’s… TIME TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT AGAIN!
** NEWS FLASH **
ALL THE USING BASTARD “FRIEND’S” WILL END UP WITH SHIT! BECAUSE… THAT’S ALL THEY ARE TO START WITH!
I’m done..laterz…
Twisted
DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND KEEP BUYING NADS – HAIR REMOVER!
It’s basically super-glue in disguise! I think they just collected a shitload of superglue, changed the coloring of it a bit and changed the labeling on it! I know this has been out for awhile and they had millions of suckers buying this shit.
But I was just thinking about it again, because my damn facial hair keeps growing in and it pisses me off….and I remembered the first time I tried NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! Rather then hair remover! That’s what it should really be called! If you want a nice smooth face, try NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! It removes all your facial hair, pimples and your face all in ONE!
Don’t be a dumbass anymore and waste $20.00 to $30.00 for Nads! Do you know how many tubes of super-glue you can get for that kind of money!? Just imagine! Well….my pap is always asking….Where is my super-glue? And I tell him…just use Nads! It works just the same but better! Well, even to this day were still using that same old mini bucket of Nads for necessary household issues! I bought that probably a year or two ago lol! It also works great for bonding things together. I think the last thing we bonded together was a broken rider mower axle! Damn! That saved us a shitload of money on a welding bill!
Anyways…if you continue to buy NADS -THE FACE REMOVER! YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID! You’ll eventually realize it when your in the hospital getting plastic surgery because your face was removed! Well, for those that kept trying it should know what I’m talking about lol! I think everyone on the globe fell for this bullshit…but not anymore! FUCK OFF N DIE NAD MAKERS, SUCK AND LICK MY NADS! BITCHES! I’m done….
Twisted
I know I shouldn’t be really posting this, but fuck it lol. I know it got a lot of attention before so here it goes!
I need to get this all out some how, some where lol. I’ll just put down in a numbered format what I had to put up with 24-7!!
1) She is a total bitch!
2) If she isn’t a total bitch! She is a bitch of the bitches from HELL!!!
3) She is a spoiled little bitch that has to get her bitchy way!
4) All she does is start trouble and complain about everything and anything. Even if it’s stuff she does or wants to do, so she knows it’s how she wants things done, she still bitches.
5) She manipulates and plays the boss all the time and tries to control every situation.
6) If we get into arguments whenever, she always has the excuse to leave and run home to mommy, being that she is 21 now and should try and talk it out with me…no can’t do that.
7) She only acknowledges the bad that I do, and never the good, and rubs in my face how bad of a father or parent I am. When I’m the one that took care of our first son the majority of the time anyways….and he loves me more cause I was always there for him while she was always out running around and shit.
8.) She’ll expect me to watch the boys almost all the time while she goes out having fun, ramming and romping around where ever, which is no biggy to me, but when I want to run some where to do errands or whatever, she says, “Your leaving me with both of the boy’s” like it’s a chore or something, like BITCH!! What do you think happens to me 24-7 almost!!! But I’m such a bad parent, fuck you bitch and fuck off!!!! GO TO HELL!!!! WHORE BAG, MUSTACHE FACE, MAN LOOKING BITCH LMAO!!!!!
9) The bills are, our own bills, her bills and mine are separate, only if she needs help with her’s then that’s ok……!!!!!!!
10) She tries to get my family against me, and her’s, when she is the starter of the arguments and whatever. Then when they stick up for her, she makes a smart ass smile.
11) Even though enough time after our first son was born, I’m usually deprived of sex. And now since our second was born, even though her tubes are tied, it’s pretty much probably going to be the same way.
12) She doesn’t like to give me head, hand jobs, kiss to much any more, ride me, doggy style or 69 or just about anything. Even when doing it the regular way, she moans and bitches about it hurting or whatever.
13) She gets mad at me for porning!!!
14) She does things around my family that I don’t like, just outta a spite I guess. Just to piss me off and get me going!!!! Example: Like, she’ll always have her underwear and ass crack hanging out facing the entrance to the living-room so my pap and other male family members can see, it’s like bitch!! face the other way or pull your pants up!!!! But, nooo she can’t do that. Or she’ll wear a shirt that kinda hangs down far, so when she bends over you can see her breasts there.
Now! When I wore shorts around my son’s therapists, she claims she could see my dick hanging there, and I wasn’t aloud to wear shorts no more when they were around, so I make sure to wear pants, but it’s just so god damn hard for her to do what I ask about the underwear and shit!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!
15) She is just a fucking bitch!!!!! And I want someone different, I never ever had someone like this before, and it’s really driving me fucking nuts!!!
16) She makes stress for herself and me all the damn time! Can’t go without an argument at least once or twice a day! She even admitted she is a bitch and likes to make my life a living hell!!
17) She bitches if I don’t work at all, but at same time wants me to play babysitter all the time, and then she bitches when I work too damn much. Even though the money that I make is pretty good, working too much is a no no. But, she wants that though…fucking can’t ever please her what’s so ever.
18.) It’s ok for her to bitch and get everything off her chest, but I’m not suppose to at all…like I don’t have any feelings or emotions what so ever!! I’m just suppose to take all the shit, like I’m wearing a fucking sign that says, “ DUMP ALL YOUR FUCKING STRESS AND BITCHING ONTO ME” I’M THE FUCKING STRESS DUMPSTER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!! ALL THE BITCHES NEED TO REALIZE THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND JUST THEM!!!! JUST LIKE MOST AT MY JOB!! THEY WONDER WHY THEY HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH BOYFRIENDS AND OR THEY JUST UP AND LEAVE THEM>>>> CYA LATER FUCKING BITCHES!! I”LL FIND SOMEONE NEW!!
19) Or… I like it when she or other girls gang up against just me….that is fucking bullshit!!! Like I have a chance in hell to win a mouth battle to start with!!!
20) Or I like it when she or others do not listen worth a shit to me about anything, especially when I have gone through so much shit in my life it’s not fucking funny….no, they wanna do what they wanna do and find shit out the hard way all the damn time…!!!!! Then they have the nerve to take all their stress and bitchy attitude out on me!! THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT TO!! GOD DAMN FUCKING BIPOLAR BITCHES FROM HELL!!!!! NEED FUCKING COUNSELING AND SHIT!!!
21) Or, they call me names and shit, like “stupid” or “dumby” but they gotta go figure, they are bitches and bipolars from hell!!! That kinda cause that shit to happen to me to start with!!!! CAUSE, EXCESS UN-NEEDED STRESS AND BITCHING CAUSES BRAIN CELL DAMAGE!!!! WHORE BAG BITCHES!!!
OK, HERE IS A TASTE OF THE BULLSHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ABOUT HAVING SEX OR ANYTHING RELATED TO SEXUAL STUFF.
1) She bitches when I snuggle close, cause my whiskers poke through her clothes, even if I shave my face. It’s the mustache she bitches about.
2) She bitches about kissing, she bitches when I tease her to attempt to get her horny.
3) She bitches when I porn cause I’m horny as hell, and she isn’t in the mood. It’s like bitch!! Be happy I’m not bugging you then!!!!
4) She bitches when or if I’m out looking for a new life with someone else cause of the shit she puts me through…like I’m going to wanna stay with her!!!! I think not!! But, it’s ok for her to write some guy in prison the whole time we were married….that is fucking bullshit!!!!!!
5) She bitches cause it hurts to fuck her.
6) She bitches when we take showers together and I wack off over her.
7) She can’t really give me hand jobs in the shower, her arms and wrists get to tired or sore, she can’t give head cause she’ll choke on it and it’s sick
8.) She bitches when I touch her when she is nude.
9) She bitches about me sucking her toes.
10) She bitches or complains or whatever about everything and then don’t like me asking about having sex all the time to.
Well….She will soon be the X Wife The Bitch!! HEHE!!
Twisted
