Ladies Be Warned!

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This is some ladies Bash on Bashmyex.com, that I had commented on.

Hick Loser!

“James has previously been convicted of several felony counts of forgery and swindle (you can see for yourself at www.mncriminals.com). He is also currently being charged with more forgery charges. He lied to me and used me and many other people as well. I think it is only fair to warn everyone I possibly can to make certain you check into him before you believe any words that come out of his mouth.”

I’m surprised he was even ABLE to use anyone the way he looks… He looks like a wanna-be cool normal person, but really he an ugly ass hick motherfucker, that I’m sure can’t get a normal decent chick creaming the jeans…

I can only picture him out with the horses sucking them off, cause his fat hick sister ain’t putting out for him… His bucktooth Aunt or Mother might, but sister doesn’t.. WOW, I can’t see how any smart person could have gotten played / used / swindled out of money… just look at his moon crater face there… Jesus Fuck!

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In case you haven’t noticed yet…

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I got my ORIGINAL VindictiveBastard.COM back in my hands again! WHOO HOO! Fuck, it’s about god damn time!

Like I said before in a post, this domain name robbing motherfucking company took my domain right away, after it expired and they were trying to get $380.00 from me for me to get it back again.

I said, FUCK THAT SHIT! I might have worked hard to get that domain to where it was at… Alexa Rank of 99,000 and tons of visitors, account with Ebaumsworld.com and etc… But I ain’t going to shell out fucking $380.00 of my money that I spent on beer back then.. fuck that shit and fuck them too!

It was well worth the years of waiting though, until it came back on the free domain name market again. I just searched it last night and there it was… so I grabbed it! And here I am again… I gainer… I never lose lose, I always gain. Maybe not immediately like I do with chicks, but it does happen.. God I’m so fucking happy!

If you’re linking to my VB.NET domain, it’s ok… you won’t get lost! =D

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YMCA Memberships are constantly on the up and up at work…

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I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up…

What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass slobs! They’re just normal sized folks, wanting to stay fit, slim, and to just build up some muscles…

I guess it’s just fair to say that the fat fucks don’t really need to come to the YMCA to work-out or whatever, climbing out of bed in the mornings is about the same equivalent as daily work-out at the YMCA…

But, here a couple suggestions anyway though:

  1. Stay away from the junk food and TVs 24-fucking-7! Sure, getting out of bed is an exercise for ya, but ya ruin it for yourselves when entering the living-rooms and kitchens…The refrigerators, cupboards, video games, and TVs constantly calling your names and shit… “Hey fatty, come here… I got something goooood for youuuuu… ” God damn lazy fat fucks.
  2. Maybe you SHOULD try working out at the YMCA! I don’t really think that daily exercise of crawling out of bed in the morning is working too good. It might actually help you lose a few ounces more a day than the current exercise technique.
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Them little fucking shit-heads…

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Every god damn time I get online, the little shit-heads are trying to bust down the back door cause they locked themselves the fuck in and they want out…

For all the fucking retarded motherfuckers out there, that basically means.. I GOTTA TAKE A FUCKING SHIT! It never fucking fails! All fucking god damn day I don’t gotta shit…but once I sit down at the computer to get online, I gotta take a huge healthy dump…

I’m starting to wonder if it’s the “Curse of the Wooden Chair” or something though too. Because when Jenn sat down on it for a little while, she had the feeling of having to take a shit also… Either way, it’s fucking bullshit.. it just never fucking fails!

I think I either gonna make a porta-pot built right into the chair, or, get another chair… which reminds me… Princess Babes… where’s that chair ya said about… LOL!

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Damn Jew Burners…

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I can’t wait until fucking winter is over, then I don’t gotta worry about turning on the damn Jew Burner in my bedroom… Shit!

I know, I know… what the fuck is a Jew Burner… I’ll tell ya, it’s a heater. Yep, that’s what I call the heater in my room. Since the old farm house heaters suck ass and ya can’t feel much heat at all, I had to put one of those stand up fan/ heaters and shit so it blows it out so you can feel it better and faster…

Turn it on HIGH and shortly afterwards you’ll feel like a Jew in an incinerator… hence the nickname “Jew Burner”… Don’t get all bent now, I ain’t full blown German and I ain’t prejudice (against Jews) but I sure as fuck would love to have Hitler for a dad… that’d be awesome! I want his hair style for sure… just not the mustache.

Welp, time to turn off the Jew Burner.. damn I’m cooking up while writing this post.. shit.

P.S. And yes, I know the Jew Burner is really an “oven”, but when my heater on high, it feels like being in an oven.. hence the nickname “Jew Burner” for sarcastic purposes only of course.. Relax!

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The Kitty Cat…

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For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty…

Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine…

While I was still in middle school, me and my hick friend were hanging out at his barn and found a stray kitty cat. Like a couple of rebel teenagers, we were drinking booze and liquor…

I then made the remark to him, “Wait, how long has it been since you had pussy?” He said, “Oh, a few year!” I said, “Well, there’s one for ya! You didn’t even have to search for one, it came to YOU!” Anyway, like a couple of rebel teenagers drinking booze and crap, decided to fuck with the pussy cat a bit…

First, we put milk in it’s bowl, then I attempted to try and get the cat to drink kerosene, being that it’s clear and doesn’t really have an oder to it… But the fucking cat wouldn’t drink it!! Damn it! So, I then grabbed the lighter and lit the kerosene on fire in front of it’s face… cat didn’t like THAT too much.. LOL!

Then, we tried ramming an M80 up it’s ass, lighting it and run. Damn cat squealed and screamed like a motherfucker… Of course it would, it was getting an M80 rammed up it’s ass. LOL! Damn cat wouldn’t stay still for us, so … hick buddy decided to lock it in this little cage, then run over it with the riding lawnmower… boy, did the cat hate that one too…

I then said, “Welp, I guess we’re not getting any pussy tonight!”

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Myspace.com = Myshit.com…

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Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them…

I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLUT!?!?!?!?

I DON’T KNOW YOU FROM EVE, BITCH. God damn bitches and whores sending me invites and shit… then when I check out their shitty ass profiles, there’s never any normal decent pictures on there… Usually just nothing but sex related spammer bastard sites and shit.

FUCK YOU KAREN! AND FUCK YOU TOO, NATALIE! I’M DONE WITH THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING MYSPACE-FOR-YOUR-SLUTTISM.COM SHIT! MY ACCOUNT IS DELETED AND DONE, CANCELED AND FLUSHED! FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMER SLUT BITCHES! YOU AIN’T BUGGING ME NO MORE!

Here below are some Myspace.com names they SHOULD HAVE…

  1. myspace-the-global-home-of-the-whorebags.com
  2. myspace-sucks-horse-dick.com
  3. myspace-is-nothing-but-a-fucking-cesspool-of-shit-where-
    spammer-sluts-join-then-they-fucking-spam-you-invite-
    shit-because-they-fucking-loser-slut-whorebags-from-hell.com
  4. myspace-is-a-sorry-ass-place.com
  5. myspace-needs-drop-kicked-and-bitch-
    slapped-across-the-fucking-face.com
  6. myspace-needs-their-corporate-headquarters-burnt-
    to-the-fucking-ground-then-shit-on.com
  7. myspace-fucking-sucks-ass-and-needs-to-be-deleted.com
  8. myspace-forces-users-to-raise-their-screen-resolution-in-order-
    to-read-their-shitty-ass-special-messages-when-the-people-don’t-really
    give-a-flopping-fuck-about-them-anyway.com
  9. myspace-is-full-of-perverted-losers-just-out-to-bug-other-people-
    because-they-ain’t-getting-dates-and-girlfriends-on-their-own-so-
    what-better-to-do-then-sit-on-myspace-nagging-other-peoples-
    girlfriends-or-boyfriends.com
  10. myspace-just-needs-to-be-flushed-down-toilet-because-they-
    fucking-shit.com

And that’s about it for now. I could come up with more names for them, but really I have better things to do with my time… Like whack off to free porno! I’m out for the night… tata!

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Fucking Napster emails…

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Subject Title: Napster: We miss you

Uh, I’m sorry to hurt your feelings, but I never missed you! And if your company and you committed suicide, I STILL wouldn’t miss you! Now kindly go fuck yourselves to hell… thanks..

To ensure receipt of your Napster email, please add
napster @ email.napster.com to your address book.

Uh, how about NOT. SORRY!

Unlimited Downloads
For Your PC & MP3 Player.

SUBSCRIBE NOW
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/
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Aren’t I already subscribed to your shitty ass fucking email list? I mean, shit, I’m still getting these fucking crappy ass emails I never give a shit about anyway! Well, that’s gonna change cause I UN-subscribing now… Fucking pieces of fucking shit… FUCK OFF!

Dear XXXXXXX,

We’ve been trying to reach you and noticed you haven’t been reading
your Napster Newsletters. We are concerned you might be missing out
on some great features.

Fuckin cry a river you piece of shit. You ain’t concerned about me and what I’m missing out on or whatever… You’re just saying this shit to try and be all “buddy buddy” with me… Sorry, you’re a loser, you’d never be my buddy… You’re emails are shit and they flushed instantly like the shit they are… FLUSH! Oops, was that a toilet flushing? Yes, yes it was… Fuck your new features… and fuck you too. Go cry now, boo hoo!

Every edition of the Napster Newsletter is full of new releases, staff picks, playlists, special offers, and more. It’s our way of
bringing the best in music to you.

Please take a moment to give us your feedback on the newsletter.
Click here to take our talkback survey and let us know why you
haven’t been reading.
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/surv-3?t=
BH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU

I ain’t clicking any of your shitty ass fucking links. As for the “feedback”, here’s mine.. this post is FULL of my feedback for you… Enjoy it! Cause I sure did! Now kindly go destroy yourselves and commit fucking suicide you fucking Napster sons of bitches… FUCKING DIE!!

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Gene the fuckin Drama Queen…

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*Sniffle* *Sniffle*… Awww, apparently I was being too mean on the wp-testers emailing list, now my reply to this Gene guys email is being held for moderation.

It’s a shame too, because my last reply wasn’t even a bad one. Nor was it trying to keep things continuing, however, his was. Of course, as per usual, “they’ll” let “them” get the last word in on the list. That’s okay though, I’ll say my piece here.


It’s kinda fucked up though too, because Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen was the one to take the email over the edge and into an argumentative state. I was merely just being sarcastic with a few things, and bastard Gene Steinberg had to take it over and beyond just sarcasm.

Now you tell me, is my reply bad?

Gene Steinberg wrote:
I have a great bridge in Brooklyn, NY I can sell you real cheap.

Ha ha.

spencerp wrote:
Really!?!?!? I’m in dire NEED of a bridge!! This way I can throw people off of it if need be. Well, not just them but myself… how much you looking for? :P hahaha…

Nope, there was nothing wrong with it. Now, his on the other hand IS. It’s just asking for an argument.

Gene Steinberg wrote:
How about one to replace a couple of your teeth? :)

spencerp wrote:
Aww, is Gene the Drama Queen getting “tough” with me now… I’m flattered.
Your undies must be pulled up to tight in the ass crack, might wanna adjust it. I was just f-ing around.

Wow, for someone to point out needing a bridge to replace a couple of the teeth, he sure does alot of talking. I think the Golden State Bridge would be able to span across yours with no problems Gene… I mean, look at that HUGE gap there buddy.

Gene The Fuckin Drama Queen...

Don’t Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen look like a Goofy Gay closet case pedophile? Yes, yes he does.. I knew you’d agree with me… No wonder he has a strong interest in UFOs and other paranormal phenomena, his mother was human, and the father was alien. Fucking Goofy Gay Gene the Drama Queen.

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Whoo Hoo!

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Probation is over! Probation is over! Over over over, probation is finally over! La De Do Da! Sing it people!


That’s right, the whole amount that was due to the Court was paid off early this morning, so probation is FINALLY over for good! Whoo Hoo!

It was funny though too, after having it paid off, I went over to see the probation officer for our scheduled appointment… I was like… what’s this “Petition to Revoke Probation” letter about?

She was like, “Oh, that’s to try and get/give you extra time to pay off your fines and stuff.” I then whipped out the good old receipt showing that ALL the fees were paid off. She was like, “OH! How did you do that!?!?”

I thought for a minute “Oh, I robbed a bank. Yeah, I committed a crime to pay off this one”… I said, “Pap helped me out. We figured it was better to pay off Pap gradually, then rush around trying to pay it off with the Court and have the hearing and such.” She said, “Yeah, that’s true.”

She also said before I left, “You don’t have to worry about that March 6th hearing either, I’m sending over a notice to the Court to have that hearing canceled. And you’ll also get a final confirmation letter signed by the Judge within two days, saying that you’re officially done with Probation now and such.”

I said, “Okay! Thanks!” That’s all she wrote folks… I’m free as a bird! Whoo Hoo!

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