Tag Archives: dick
- 5 June, 2010
- The Flip Flop…– also tagged "Love Shack", 1999, 2.0.0.4, 36 years old, bail, bullshit, chick, circus acts, claimed, clothes, connect, connecting, door, failed, fuck, grow up, guys, hopping, legs, level, life, listen, male slut, man, marriage, mental, nail, One, partner, perfect, pit stop, psychedelic, Queen Ton, relationship, seriously, sheets, shipped, shorts, sinking, size, someone, special, spread, strife, tearing, Titanic, wishes
It’s always nice to land that “special someone” that you feel is the “one”, but there’s those times too, that you have to watch out for a sinking (relation)ship too, like the Titanic. This last one was about the size of the Titanic, although the size didn’t matter. It was the actions of it, that […]
- 5 May, 2010
- Jordanraine the ass pain…– also tagged bitch, boyfriend, coffin, cunt, cunts, followers, friends, hack, hypocrite, jenn, Jordanraine, lastfm, liar, mirror, online, shit, slanderous, twitter
I actually wanted to forgive this bitch and not say a word about her. But I can’t help it. It just has to be said… She’s a loser, low life bitch, that’s apparently not happy with her with boyfriend, she’s out looking for dick. It’s one thing to claim you’re fine and dandy with who […]
- 4 May, 2010
- The low toilet seat…– also tagged boat, children, female, flush, gender, god, healthy dump, low, nut, nuts, nutty, Peter Johnson, rescued, sacks, sagging, sank, seat, toilet, tranny, whirlpool
First off, let me just say that this isn’t geared towards the female gender; unless of course you have a huge sagging nut sack or a tranny, so please don’t take offense… I’m not sure which dumb fuck created these things, but they need to stop creating them and selling them! And certain dumb-asses need […]
- 13 March, 2010
- Michelle Frye, fuck her in the pussy and you might die…– also tagged and, bash, bashmyex.com, big, bitch, Christ, Christmas, dive, ex, feel, garbage bag, Jesus, lawn, Lawn and Leaf, leaf, Michelle, mommy, my, Parkersburg, pic, picture, quote, wallet, whore, WV
If you dove in without scuba gear that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag as condom to dive in it, and even then, she wouldn’t notice anything though… Although, that depends on the total weight and etc of course. We’d hate to sink […]
- 15 July, 2008
- Spankings…– also tagged baby, bare-hand, belt, bitch, child abuse, criminal, dad, kids, Law and Order, life, mom, motherfuckers, paddle, people, private, public, punishment, pussies, robbing, spanked, spankings, stealing, step, stores
Just curious, but…what the hell is wrong with people giving their kids spankings, either in public or private!?!?!? I don’t know WHY people are bitching and making a big stink about parents giving their own kids spankings. I mean shit, back when I was growing up…us kids always got spanked when we did something wrong. […]
- 10 July, 2008
- Young Bucks getting with the Old Fucks…a new fad?– also tagged brother, bucks, choices, clit, fucking, fucks, god, old, old lady, shit, young
I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the […]
- 18 May, 2008
- Google Talk Chat #4– also tagged beer, bill, booze, chat, dollar, Google, Google Messenger, Gtalk, money, paid, vodka
Spencer: instead of starting with BOOZE… drink hard shit first.. then go to beer..like, some vodka to get a buzz.. then stop and switch to beer blacksnday: can’t buy the hard shit right now… hell I KNOW BF mad that I bought a 30pack 2day even though he didn’t say anything. LOLOLOL Spencer: haha blacksnday: […]
- 21 March, 2008
- Ladies Be Warned!– also tagged ass, aunt, bash, bashmyex.com, bucktooth, convicted, crater, felony, forgery, hick, horses, James, lied, moon, mother, sister, sucking, swindle
This is some ladies Bash on Bashmyex.com, that I had commented on. “James has previously been convicted of several felony counts of forgery and swindle (you can see for yourself at www.mncriminals.com). He is also currently being charged with more forgery charges. He lied to me and used me and many other people as well. I think it […]
- 13 March, 2008
- Myspace.com = Myshit.com…– also tagged bitch, bitches, canceled, cunt, deleted, emails, Eve, flushed, Harry, Karen, myshit.com, myspace.com, natalie, notifications, pictures, profiles, sex, slut, Tom
Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them… I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO […]
- 12 December, 2007
- Various vagina lips…– also tagged camel toe, camel toes, clam, clit, cock, fuck, Gaping Maw, gross, guys, hamburger buns, hell, images, lick, licky, lips, pictures, porn, pussy, pussy lips, slop, vagina, various, yo-yo
Okay, this was brought up in another post of mine. Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… […]