Tag Archives: fuck
- 27 February, 2010
- The perfect “Girlfriend”, every man knows it’s true too!– also tagged bastard, bitch, box, built, can't speak, chick, complain, complaints, eye, fucking, girlfriend, hell, horny, invested, load, low price, man, nagging, perfect, perfection, pleasure palace, price, Rubbermaid, shot, teasing, tits, titties, true, whore-bag, whores
How can a man deny that a love doll like her above, couldn’t be the perfect “Girlfriend” for them? I mean seriously, here below is WHY they can’t deny she’d be the perfect girlfriend… 1.) She ain’t going to be a nagging bitch, she’ll keep her fucking mouth shut and take it like the little […]
- 26 August, 2008
- Mr. Sarcastic Charismatic Asshole-astic Wonderfully Fantastic…– also tagged amazement, asshole, awesome, bed, charismatic, cleaned, custodian, damn, fantastic, farm-hand, farmers, fuck it, head, hell, immature, job, miss jackie, myself, night shades, planet, sarcastic, shit, shittiest, sleep, spotless, sunglasses, wear, wonderfully, YMCA
Yeah, that’s me. I guess you could also say I’m immature and so forth as well. But, oh well, fuck it to hell! Why? Because, it’s just ME! And I’m wonderfully awesome no matter what anyone else thinks…because yeah, that’s just how it is… For example; when I used to be a shitty custodian at […]
- 21 July, 2008
- Apparently everyone missed the memo that was hung up on my middle finger…– also tagged bros before hos, bubble, buddies, buddy, bullshit, cess pool, drama, friends, fuckers, games, gutter, hangout, kissing, local, memo, panties, people, shit
Like I said in a post way back in Sept 2004. “Friends” are shit… Now, before people start getting their panties into a bunch, this is referring to LOCAL OFFLINE “friends”, not online “friends”. Anyway, you know who are true friends, when they at least act like it, or ARE really being friends to you. Evidently, a […]
- 28 May, 2008
- Christine, is the cesspool of shit…– also tagged bitch, christine, drama, fucked, harasser, James, shit, slut, threats
Keep getting me… Keep threatening me.. Keep it on…. Go ahead. Listen bitch, for all that shit you kept dissing on the “others”.. ya know… all that bitching you gave me hell for… for even contacting them, but yet YOU DID IT yourself.. It’s wonderful to know, there’s that “awesome” girl there for ya in […]
- 15 May, 2008
- Callwave…– also tagged ass, bastard, brother, calling, Callwave, cheap, connection, Dial Up, family, fuck nut, gram, internet, Juno, members, pain, pap, www.callwave.com
I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet. And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, […]
- 5 May, 2008
- What’s happening?– also tagged ass, boring, domains, Dreamhost.com, host, ICANN, job, mating, moving, Namecheap.com, rabbits, rules, season, shit, shitty, sites, vindictivebastard.com, work, working
Well, since you all don’t know shit about what’s going on with me lately, I’ll fill ya in… Besides working my ass off at the job, I’ve been working my ass off on the site in various ways. More details about this coming in another post. I know, boring! Shut the fuck up, who asked […]
- 18 March, 2008
- Them little fucking shit-heads…– also tagged babes, back, chair, computer, curse, door, dump, fails, fucking, healthy, motherfuckers, online, Princess, retarded, shit, shit-heads, wooden
Every god damn time I get online, the little shit-heads are trying to bust down the back door cause they locked themselves the fuck in and they want out… For all the fucking retarded motherfuckers out there, that basically means.. I GOTTA TAKE A FUCKING SHIT! It never fucking fails! All fucking god damn day […]
- 16 March, 2008
- The Kitty Cat…– also tagged ass, beer, booze, cat, face, kerosene, kitty, liquor, M80, motherfucker, mower, pussy, rebel, riding, riding lawnmower, stray, teenagers
For all you cat lovers out there, ya might wanna get a box of tissues ready… cause this story isn’t pretty… Like I just posted on my buddies BRAND NEW site, I-AM-MEAN.COM. Here’s a little story that happened while hanging out with an old hick buddy of mine… While I was still in middle school, me and my […]
- 12 December, 2007
- Various vagina lips…– also tagged camel toe, camel toes, clam, clit, cock, dick, Gaping Maw, gross, guys, hamburger buns, hell, images, lick, licky, lips, pictures, porn, pussy, pussy lips, slop, vagina, various, yo-yo
Okay, this was brought up in another post of mine. Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… […]
- 5 December, 2007
- Random thoughts…– also tagged age, aliens, bad, bank account, camel toes, Celebrities, days, drive, drugs, female, good, gram, hit-on, human, important, internet, late, legal, machines, miss jackie, money, offline, old, online, pap, parties, pedophiles, people, police, pussy, pussy lips, sagging, Sasquatch, shit, single, slow, spammers, special occasions, underage, wallet, wealth, weather, wrinkled
Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way… 1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a […]