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Internet Relationships = Bullshit

Twisted / 13 June, 2011 / Leave a Comment

Thanks to a buddy of mine, I’ve now considered the fact that internet relationships are really and truly are bullshit. Here’s why…

They’re too pussy to actually meet up with you.
They’ve got too much going on in their life to consider you a factor in their life. They bitch, moan, groan, and whatever else that you don’t bother with them, yet don’t do anything themselves to encourage the relationship is going any where.
It’s all talk, no walk. It’s endless bullshit. Hopes of it going any where, is fail from start.
Everyone has excuses for their actions, so really there’s nothing going to happen in the long run.
Let’s talk of good dreams, fantasies, and let’s hope of some thing good! Yet, they don’t bother anyway, because they’re too busy with their own bullshit. “I’m taking a shit, I’ll deal with you later.” … “I’m doing this or that, fuck you for now, I’ll handle you later”. Well fuck you too! I’m tired of this bullshit, it’s all bullshit talk and failure anyway.
Let’s reply to you when I’m good and ready, I’ll wait for your response when I’m ready to view it. Other then that, who cares?
I’ll speak and want the same things and hopes and dreams that you want, but I won’t do anything myself because I got my own life and who gives a fuck about you!? My current life means more than you! Although, I want you apart of it!
It’s just never going to happen, there’s always an excuse to not make it happen. “I’m dealing with my 5 kids, I’m dealing with court, I’m dealing with this or that… ” It’s merely just bullshit talk, tagging you along … for time being, to make you happy… In long run, it means, It’s not going to happen.

Why bother? Really there’s no point in it… I’m tired of the same repeating shit talk… I’m done. I want someone serious and local, that’s not bullshitting me. For once, I’d love to meet someone that ain’t pussy and does want to meet me and is serious about me, no bullshit excuses. Ha!

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Summer Time…

Feelings General Rants

Twisted / 28 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

Ah yes, the time for spending time with family you don’t really give a shit about anyway, and you gotta do things you don’t wanna do… Not to mention having to do more work around the house that you rather not do, and last but not least, family reunion picnics and shit.

It’s the season of the workers, it’s the season that separates the lazies from the doers. God I love summer, but fuck do I hate to work all the time. I’m far from being Mr. Fatness, but … I’m still just Mr. Lazy Fuck. If the economy wasn’t so shitty, and I could actually get a job again, I’d be doing stuff for money. But why bother?

Then employers wonder why, they get shitty and lazy workers? Come on! You’re setting the example yourselves!! You lazy fucks! Let’s face it though, most are lazy through any season! But the bottom line is, employers are more lazy then the workers they hire to start with! They’re fucking hypocrites! God Damn Motherfuckers!

Fuck the Govt, fuck Obama, fuck employers, fuck Obama’s Health Care shit, fuck summer, fuck insurance, fuck internet bullshit, fuck freelancing (you’re screwed anyway), fuck anything you know, fuck anything you don’t know but want too, fuck the economy, fuck schooling, fuck parents, fuck grandparents, fuck “friends”, fuck slanderous bitches (making shit up, blaming you for doing something you ain’t done), fuck the seasons and the changes, fuck it all! Just wait till the shit hits the fan, then fuck that too. Boo Hoo. I’m out.

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Telemarketers and various tech support fuck-twats…

General It Is Said Rants

Twisted / 6 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

One of the worst things about calling up for tech support regarding an issue about any product you might have purchased, for example; Verizon DSL High Speed, or what-not. Is that most of the tech support representatives are fucking foreign fucks from India, or some other damn over-seas Country…And you never know what the fuck they’re saying, until after 20 minutes asking … “Wait, what? What did you say? Can you repeat that?”

The same goes for damn telemarketers from “Bum Fuck Egypt” some where, while getting nailed by a donkey. I’m not racist at all though, but if you’re living in the shitty U.S.A, and doing these jobs, please fucking speak our native language… English!

Why should we learn your language? If you’re here, or standing behind an American company, geared towards English speaking folks, then it would be easier for you to speak our language, and speak so we can understand your damn ass. I’m quite sure our phone calls wouldn’t be more than 30 to 60 minutes long, had you spoke English clearly and not some gibberish bullshit.

Me: What? What the fuck you saying bitch?

Foreign Fuck Tech Support Person: Ing Chang Cho… Baljskdjflkdjflksdjflkd

Me: *Click, click.. Dial tone…* Fucking damn foreign fucks… *Redials again, in hopes of getting an English speaking person… *

Me: Thank God! You’re speaking English!! (Rest of conversation runs smoothly from here out, and gets handled in less time.)

If you can’t speak English, don’t be here in the shitty U.S.A or don’t stand behind an American company… it’s simple. I’m done with this bullshit…

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Callwave…

General Rants

Twisted / 15 May, 2008 / Leave a Comment

I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet.

And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, family members, and debt collectors can still leave ya that “special” message you don’t wanna hear anyway! But anyway, nothing pisses me off more than my shitty brother calling every god damn time I get online!!

The fucking asshole can’t call while I’m at work all god damn fucking day, he has to wait until he figures I’m just getting online, or I am already online!!!! I get home from shit work around 4:15pm EST, and he’ll call around 5pm when I usually get online! He can’t call any earlier, because after all… I’m not home to get online, nor am I usually online before 5pm. So naturally, the fat fuck face pain the fucking ass has to call at 5pm!

Nothing like… JUST SIGNING ONTO THE NET, and then the Callwave thing pops up! “INCOMING CALL! IT’S YOUR PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS BROTHER AGAIN!!” …. So naturally… I instantly click the X button, to close out the Callwave all together! And yell… “GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

Then yell downstairs to gram, “CALL MIKE AGAIN!! HE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE HE FUCKING RETARDED!” I mean shit, the fuck nut can’t just call BEFORE I / someone else in the family gets online… He has to wait until we ARE ONLINE to call! It’s fucking bullshit!

Just like today, he called around 5:12pm… I closed out Callwave and yelled to gram to call him. She was like.. “Oh God! What now!?!?” So she called him. An hour later, I reopened Callwave… thinking it was SAFE again. Boy was I wrong! He fucking called 14 times more, up till 6:50pm from the last time he spoke with her at 5:13pm!! Again, I yelled down to gram… “CALL MIKE AGAIN!!! HE CALLED 14 TIMES SINCE YA LAST SPOKE WITH THE RETARD ABOUT HOUR AGO!”

She was like (while throwing arms and hands up in air)… “OH GOD! WHAT’S HE WANT NOW!?!?!? I JUST SPOKE WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT AGO!!!!” I told pap before, even though we NEED Callwave, I still think we should cancel it and use that money spent on Callwave payments, to block his number and his fat ugly 60 year old girlfriend’s number from calling here… He laughed.

It’s fucked up though too, it’s not just the pain in the fucking ass brother that calls WHILE I’m just getting online, or while already online… it’s anyone in general. But mostly my family members. Of course, there’s only one person that can call whenever and I won’t get mad at em for it…

Either way, like in this image preview here (click image to see full version), I wish I had the following options to choose from:

Brother + Callwave = Pain in the fucking ass!

I know, I know… get something better then Juno Dialup, ya cheap bastard! My response: “Ya gonna give me the money for something better?” No? Aight then, shut the fuck up and call me, so I can close Callwave on ya! Well, for everyone except one person…

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We want your opinion!

General

Twisted / 24 January, 2008 / Leave a Comment

Geee Whiz! Shitty Juno (internet dial up service) wants my opinion!

Dear Juno Member,

Because of your valued membership, Juno, on behalf of Compete.com, would like to offer you the opportunity to participate in this survey and get your feedback. Answering these questions is all it takes to make your voice heard. It should take you approximately 15 minutes to complete this questionnaire once your eligibility is determined.

To participate, click on the link below:

consumerinput.com/survey_rd.csp?UserId=xxxxxx
(You may need to copy and paste this link into your web browser.)

We would like to assure you that this is for research purposes only and does not involve sales of any kind, now or in the future. Your individual answers will remain strictly confidential. Thank you in advance for your participation!

Well my opinion is short and sweet… JUNO IS NOTHING BUT A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT!

Well, it always has been though so…ah well, beggars can’t be choosers. I’m a cheap skate, so, I just gotta live with the shit… *shrug*

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Random thoughts…

It Is Said

Twisted / 5 December, 2007 / 1 Comment

Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way…

1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a female as well… Is she really a Sasquatch descendant that maybe came out of the woods and shaved the hair off his/her face and got prettied up, or.. WHAT!?!?!?

2.) God damn it I wish they lowered the legal age to 17.

3.) Why do people’s exes have to linger around like a knife in the asshole, and cause more drama bullshit for people while they’re apart? I mean shit, it wasn’t peaches n cream while they were WITH the person, but to cause more shit when they’re apart? Come on!!

4.) Why do people really care so much about Celebrities for? Why does the poperotzy really give a shit about taking pictures of the Celebrities?

I mean, sure it’s a money machine.. but come on! Celebrities are human like YOU are. They are people. Unless I’m lost, confused, and perhaps missed something?

Are they REALLY aliens in human bodies and that’s why they are more important? Come on people, who really gives a fucking shit about Celebrities… The only thing that’s wonderful about “them” is their wallets and bank accounts. That’s all!

Since when did the amount of money in the wallet or bank account really matter, unless you were getting some of it from the beginning? All I can say is, SHARE THE WEALTH YOU CELEBRITY BASTARDS!!

5.) Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?

6.) Why do BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE!?!? And why do GOOD THINGS happen to BAD PEOPLE!?!?

7.) Why are the police out to get pedophiles for? Especially when there are cops out there being pedophiles themselves? Why do they also bust people’s parties for? But end up throwing parties and doing drugs themselves? Especially with underage people as well…

8.) How come whenever I’m offline and not on the internet I don’t have to shit, but as soon as I get online I gotta shit? This hasn’t been happening LATELY, but still… Shit, I better knock on wood quick…

9.) God damn it I wish it was legal to track down spammers and kill them… Burn their machines down and burn the people spamming too…

10.) Why is it when you’re single, you don’t get hit-on that much? But when you’re with someone you really love and care about, you get hit-on all the time? Not that this has happened to me lately, but before…

11.) Why does the weather get really crappy on important and special occasion days, but not on unimportant days?

12.) Why do old people (like my gram and pap) drive slow as fuck when ya gotta be some where important and can’t be late, but drive fast as hell when not needing to be some where important?

There, I was going to add more but I have to leave for work! More to come later, in a new post!

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The Fuck You’s for today are…

Feelings Rants

Twisted / 11 April, 2007 / Leave a Comment

1.) FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU RIP OFF THEME DESIGNER BASTARDS!

2.) FUCK YOU! INTERNET!

3.) FUCK YOU SKANKY ASS WHORE-BAGS, LIARS, CHEATERS, USERS, AND MANIPULATING SLUTTY SLUT SLUTS OF THE WORLD!

4.) FUCK YOU! HEAD GAME PLAYERS!

5.) FUCK YOU DOMAINS! YOU’RE TOO MUCH TO MANAGE THESE DAYS! – I THINK I’LL SCRAP A COUPLE OF MINE…FUCK IT!

6.) FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAP BASTARD CUSTOMERS! – THEY WANT EVERYTHING FUCKING FREE AND HANDED ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR NOTHING! TAKE THAT CHEAP ASS OF YOUR’S TO THE FOOD BANKS AND SALVATION ARMY!

7.) FUCK YOU! YOU SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS!

8.) FUCK YOU! YOU DESIGN RIPPING AND LEECHING MOTHERFUCKERS!

9.) FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKITY FUCKING LOTTERY TICKET BUYING OLD PRICKS, THAT JUST HOLD EVERYONE ELSE UP AT THE SHITTY MINI MARTS!

10.) FUCK YOU! ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THEN SOMEONE ELSE. REALLY YOU’RE THE PIECE OF SHIT! GO AHEAD AND FLUSH YOURSELVES! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT SHIT ANYWAY!

11.) FUCK YOU! YOU ABUSING BASTARD HUSBANDS! WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED TO A PRINCESS AND HAVE 5 AWESOME WONDERFUL KIDS, ADMIRE IT. LOVE THEM ALL TO DEATH. TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS, AND TREAT THE KIDS THE SAME AND 10 TIMES BETTER!

12.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU NOSY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! IF I WANTED YOU IN MY BUSINESS, I WOULD HAVE INCLUDED YOU FROM THE START! GO STICK YOUR HEAD AND EARS UP SOMEONE ELSE’S ASS!

13.) FUCK YOU! ALL YOU DUMB ASSES IN THE WORDPRESS SUPPORT FORUMS. YOU COULDN’T GET WORDPRESS INSTALLED FOR YOURSELVES, IF WORDPRESS INSTALLED ITSELF FOR YOU. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ MANUALS, READ-ME FILES, AND THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU JUST NEED TO GET THE HELL OFFLINE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY…FUCK IT!

14.) FUCK YOU CELERITIES! YOUR LIFE IS SHIT LIKE ANY AVERAGE JOE’S IS. THE ONLY THING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE IS THE MONEY, AND EVEN THAT ISN’T WORTH A SHIT! WHY? BECAUSE YOU WASTE IT ON BULLSHIT! SHARE THE WEALTH SNOBBY RICH PREPPY BASTARDS! THERE’S A LOT OF FOLKS OUT THERE THAT REALLY COULD USE THE MONEY YOU’RE WASTING ON BULLSHIT!

15.) FUCK YOU PRESIDENT! AND FUCK ALL THE REST OF THE MONEY HUNGRY BUSINESS MONOPOLIES! IF WE DIDN’T HAVE YOU, THE SHITTY “U.S. OF FUCKIN A” WOULDN’T BE GOING DOWN THE TOILET EVERY FUCKING DAY!

16.) FUCK YOU! GAS AND OIL PRICES! – IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE SAME AMOUNT IN GAS AND OIL A WEEK TO DRIVE AROUND, AS WE DO ON RENT PAYMENTS A MONTH, THE FAMILIES IN THE SHITTY U.S. OF FUCKIN A WOULD SPEND MORE QUALITY TIMES TOGETHER LIKE THEY DID BACK IN THE DAY!

CAMPING TRIPS ARE DOWN, VACATIONING IS DOWN, THE GENERAL DRIVING AROUND TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE IS DOWN, WELL SHIT, EVERYTHING IS DOWN. EVERYONE JUST STAYS THE FUCK HOME THESE DAYS AND SPENDS THEIR AFTERNOONS ON SHIT VIDEO GAMES! NOT ME THOUGH, I HAVE A SHITTY LIFE! THANKS TO YOU ASSHOLES!!

17.) FUCK YOU JOBS! – WE WOULDN’T ALL HAVE TO WORK SO DAMN FUCKING HARD, IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR THE HIGH GAS AND OIL PRICES AND SHIT. THE MINIMUM WAGE GOING TO $7.10 IN JULY ISN’T GOING TO AMOUNT FOR SHIT ANYWAY! SORRY ASSHOLES! YOU LOSE! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE SHITTY U.S OF FUCKIN A, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LAWS, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO JUMPING JACK SHIT! STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, YOUR MIND IS MUSH ANYWAY! FUCK IT!

18.) FUCK YOU RELIGION! – WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING ALL THESE DAMN FUCKING ISSUES, WARS, HASSLES AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SHITTY WORLD IF WE DIDN’T HAVE RELIGION TO BEGIN WITH!

19.) FUCK YOU! “FRIENDS”, “GIRLFRIENDS”, PARENTS, COWORKERS AND ANYONE ELSE! JUST FUCK OFF, GO FUCK YOURSELVES SILLY ALL THE WAY TO HELL!! NAH, TO HEAVEN…I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU IN HELL WHEN I’M DOWN THERE LIVING IT UP!

20.) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUCK YOU TWISTED! – IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF WITH THE UMBILICAL CORD WHILE COMING OUT OF MOM’S TWAT WHEN BORN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE ABOVE LISTED FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Awww.. I feel so much better now! That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! Time to go to shit work… tata!!

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SPAM MAIL…THAT GETS THE TWISTED TOUCH!

Rants

Twisted / 26 April, 2004 / Leave a Comment

I have decided to take a piece of my spam mail and share with you all, a nice and simple reply by me! Here below is the copied email that I was sending back to them…prolly won’t get to them..but it makes me feel better that I replied with my WONDER-FUCKING-FUL comments!!

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—– Original Message —–
From: “K M G” <sendonly@netcitycn.com>
To:
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2004 2:59 AM
Subject: Please, Tell Me More!
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More lovely replies by me coming soon! Please keep your eyes peeled!

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