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kivanoconnor / PayPal Claim Follow-up!!

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Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor!

Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!!

Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons),

We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided in your favor.

We were able to recover $46.68 USD and this amount has been credited to you. Please allow five business days for this adjustment to be posted.

If you are due any additional funds, we will make our best effort to recover the balance from the seller.

If the seller’s account has insufficient funds to complete the refund owed to you, please be assured that we will take appropriate action against the seller’s account, which may include limitation of the seller’s account privileges.

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Transaction Details
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Transaction Date: Mar 28, 2007
Transaction Amount: -$112.00 USD
Your Transaction ID: 97467926XH4313154
Seller’s Transaction ID: 7YN66305WN033051N
Case Number: PP-278-752-932
Seller’s Name: Kivan Oconnor
Seller’s Email: kivan.oconnor@yahoo.co.uk

SORRY KIVANOCOCKSUCKER! YOU LOSE! I WIN!

Just for a celebration post, I’ll post one with various names for you, using your own name!! And by the way…don’t think for a minute you’re getting off the hot seat!

YOU FUCKED ME OVER! YOU WILL STILL BE ASSED OUT! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON’T FUCK EVERYONE ELSE OVER!!

YOU WILL STILL BE REPORTED ON RIPOFFREPORT.COM AND YOU’LL STILL GET A PERSONAL PAGE ON “ED“!

THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT, NO MORE SHIT FROM ME! WHEE!

Oh God I’m so happy and awesome! Hey! That’s to be expected though, I was just born awesome! And any chick that’s with me is awesome, and our future kids will be awesome!

They all follow in my footsteps of total awesomeness!

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I noticed some more bullshit site issues..

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I know I was showing off my new theme almost every where, including your girlfriend while she sat on my lap in her bedroom, but, I’ll have to do some more theme tweaking…

For shits and giggles, I tried validating the site, and noticed it spit out several Validation Errors sigh. What else is new.. I’ll try and take of this shit later on today then… That’s all, that’s it, no more shit! I’m off to bed now, later folks!

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And the bitches call me an asshole…..AH!!

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I AM SO SICK OF THE BITCHES CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE! IF ANYTHING, YOU ARE THE REASON I AM ONE!

Here below is just a little list of why I am so defensive at work or becoming more of an “asshole” to the bipolar bitches!

1) I CAN’T SPEAK MY MIND ON SHIT! – THEY CAN BITCH AND SAY ALL THEY WANNA, BUT…I’M SUPPOSE TO KEEP MY DAMN MOUTH SHUT! NAA! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO BITCHES! REALITY CHECK!

2) I CAN’T DEFEND MYSELF! – THEY CAN CALL ME WHATEVER NAMES THEY WANNA…AND I’M JUST SUPPOSE TO TAKE IT ALL AND NOT SAY SHIT! THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! THEY ALL BITCHES WITH A PROBLEM AND NEED THERAPY AND MEDS!

3) THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITS IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY! – THEY BITCH AT ME FOR CERTAIN THINGS….BUT THEN THEY DO IT AND IT’S OK! WHATEVER BITCHES!

4) THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST FLIRT AND ACT LIKE O YEAH…..I’LL GET WITH U AND THEN NOT! – THAT’S ONLY TO GET WHAT THEY WANT AND SHIT AND THEN IT’S BACK ON THE BACK BURNER AGAIN!

5) THEY AIN’T USING ME! HAHAHA! WHATEVER U SAY! – NAA….THEY AIN’T USING ME AT ALL..NOO WAY! TWISTED….CAN U MAKE ME A CD? I WANT THESE SONGS, BLAH BLAH BLAH…. … NOT! NO ONE GIVES ME MONEY TOWARDS THE CDS, SO I CAN KEEP THE BLANKS STOCKED UP! ANOTHER THING IS…THEY FLIRT AND SHIT…SO THEIR WORKLOAD JUST NONCHALANTLY GETS PUT ON ME…MMMM…..I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED?! HEAD GAMES AND LIARS!

6) THEY MAKE FUN OF ME AND EVERYONE ELSE! BUT, THEY HATED THAT WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL, OR WHATEVER! IT’S LIKE…NOW …..THEY MUST FEEL SPECIAL! ALOT OF ATTENTION…OR SOMETHING…..AND NOW THEY TREATING CERTAIN PEOPLES JUST LIKE THEY WERE TREATED IN SCHOOL OR WHATEVER! THAT IS FUCKING IGNORANT AND BULLSHIT!

7) THEY CALL ME AN ASSHOLE OR JERK….BUT…..LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR BITCHES! I WONDER WHY I’M TURNING INTO AN ASSHOLE TOWARDS YOU! IF YOU TREAT PEOPLES WITH DISRESPECT….EXPECT IT BACK! THAT’S PART OF LIFE AND IT’S TIME TO GROW THE FUCK UP! WELCOME TO LIFE BITCHES!

8) WHEN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IN THEIR LIFE PISSES THEM OFF OR UPSETS THEM….IT’S TIME TO TREAT TWISTED LIKE SHIT! THEY TAKE OUT ALL THEIR PROBLEMS AND SHIT ON ME! WHEN I ASK THEM QUESTIONS THAT ARE NICE OR WHATEVER…..THEY JUST SNAP ON ME AND TREAT ME LIKE SHIT! FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCHES!

9) THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO TREAT REAL FRIENDS! THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO PICK MEN! THEY JUST DON’T KNOW SHIT! THEY THINK THEY DO….BUT REALLY THEY DON’T!

10) THEY KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEIR FUCKING MEDICATIONS! I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER REASON THEY JUST KEEP GIVING ATTITUDE FOR NOTHING! START TAKING THE MEDICATIONS AND START MARKING DOWN WHEN YA TAKE THEM!

11) THIS KINDA GOES WITH NUMBER 8, BUT…WHEN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING PISSES THEM OFF. THEY TELL ME ….I MIGHT SNAP ON YOU…JUST LETTING YOU KNOW A HEAD OF TIME. IF YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID OR WHATEVER! NOW…WHEN OR IF I WAS IN A BAD MOOD….I WASN’T SUPPOSE TO TAKE SHIT OUT ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG! NOW WHY IS IT OK FOR THEM BITCHES TO DO IT, BUT NOT ME!? THAT’S FUCKED UP AND WRONG! IT’S THERAPY TIME BITCHES!

12) THEY LIKE TO TAG TEAM WITH OTHER BITCHES! NOW!.. YA KNOW RIGHT THERE IT’S AN INSTANT LOSING SITUATION! I WISH THAT MALE COOK DIDN’T QUIT…HE DIDN’T LIKE THEM ANYMORE THEN ME! HE WOULD TELL THEM ALL OFF TO AND MAKE THEM BITCHES CRY HAHAHA!

13) IT’S OK FOR THEM TO TELL SEXUAL RELATED STORIES TO ME AND STUFF….OR JUST ABOUT BOYFRIEND RELATIONSHIPS…..BUT, THEY TELL ME WHEN THEY ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIPS AND SHIT! THAT’S FUCKED UP TO!

14) THEY CALL ME IMMATURE! HAHAHA! WHATEVER BITCHES! 99.9999999% OF THE TIME…THEY ACTING LIKE LITTLE KIDS FROM HELL AND TREATING ME LIKE SHIT! THEN EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT LIKE…..THERE IS NOTHING WRONG! THE VERBAL INSULTS, THE NONCHALANTLY USING, THE FLIRTING, THE EMOTIONAL ABUSE, THE MENTAL ABUSE DAILY! BUT, I’M JUST A FUCKING HAPPY CAMPER! MY LIFE IS PEACHY! I LOVE MY LIFE….NOT!!!!!! WHERE’S THE GUN SO I CAN END IT RIGHT THERE AND SPLATTER MY BRAINS ALL OVER THE BITCHES FACES! NOW THERE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT FUCKERS! I MY AS WELL END IT AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL RIGHT! FUCK THE TRAINING FOR IT….

There, I had to get that off my chest! I think there is still more, but.. they will come later! I know they’ll prolly reply to this while I’m in bed or something…so I won’t be online when they reply! But, when or if they do! I will have a nice reply for them! Ta ta….laterz

Twisted

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Shaving Is A Bitch….

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EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an awesome 4.5 hour day at work, my face looks like a damn RAIN FOREST or JUNGLE!

Sometimes I think about using NADS-THE FACE REMOVER to take care of the problem…but, then I also think that I won’t have enough money to cover the plastic surgery bill, because my shitty job sucks ass! 

I NEED SOMETHING THAT REMOVES HAIR FOR GOOD! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE! IT’S GOOGLE TIME! I’M A LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANNA SHAVE NO MORE!

Do you know how much more time you’d save a day if you didn’t have to shave anymore!? It’s like 10 to 20 mintues a day!!! And I hate them damn lying NORELCO shaver maker bastards to! The old LIFT AND CUT TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF LIFT AND SHIT TECHNOLOGY!

If it was lifting anything….I didn’t notice! I WAS RUNNING THE SHAVER ACROSS MY FACE FOR 20 MINUTES ONE DAY AND IT DIDN’T LIFT AND CUT SHIT! IT MADE MY SKIN ALL RASHY AND SHIT AND IT ITCHED! SOME SPOTS IT CUT ME!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LIFT AND CUT AND LIFT AND CUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS YOU NORELCO BASTARDS! DAMN! I’m done…I gotta go cut my face all to hell with a $50.00 piece of shit NORELCO – LIFT AND RIP SHAVER!

Twisted

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Mowing the grass is a pain in the Ass!

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MOWING THE GRASS IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS!

It seems like every 2 to 3 days you have to get out the fucking lawn mowers and waste all that $2.00 a gallon of gas just to mow the damn grass!

IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DIDN’T FUCKING RAIN ALL THE DAMN TIME! JESUS! The god damn grass just keeps growing and growing and shit, you can’t even have a break from mowing the stupid lawn! Before too long I’ll be having to mow the grass in my sleep! Wake up with grass stains and clippings all over the place!

I just wish someone would invent the ultimate grass cutter or leveler! I hope in the future like anything else you can buy that makes your life easier, they would invent the DIAL THE GRASS, or THE LAWN LEVELER! This would be fucking awesome, because…all you’d have to do is some how install a main control panel inside your home and turn a dial or push a button and the grass just lowers under the ground!

You could have a level system to! Just put it on height level of 3 and push the button or turn the dial till the grass goes under the ground to suit your liking! DAMN! I would love it! The products selling motto (slogan) would be like some of the following I made up below here:

1) Don’t let the grass kick your ass! buy the DIAL THE GRASS!

2) Now you can kick the grass’s ass by using DIAL THE GRASS!

3) Don’t be a dumbass, buy DIAL THE GRASS!

4) Save your gas by buying DIAL THE GRASS!

Shit! I think it would awesome! I can’t wait for someone to make this up some day. I think it will be to, because everyone is about being LAZY! Even with taking care of the lawn. These days even the lawn-care products are making life easier for everyone! I dunno, I’m going to think of a way to make this possible and if I come up with something, I’ll share it with you! Well! I’m done…I gotta go mow the fucking lawn again! Laterz!

(Please note: I’m sure I’m going to have Robbie replying to this post or some other dumbass that thinks they know everything about anything! Please save your breath and keep your fucking mouth shut! I know what you could do, come mow my grass so I don’t have to!)

Twisted

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You Know You’re Cheap When…..

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Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers!

You Know You’re Cheap When…

1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark things down.

2) You find yourself browsing through the blue boxes late at night, so people won’t notice you…

3) You go and put outfits into the blue boxes and then casually get out other outfits that catches your eye….

4) You stoop so low to go to a nursing home randomly picking residents, telling them this big story of being a long lost grandchild and try to convince them to put you on their will for some cash and possible property….

5) If you bring your own snacks to the movie theater…

6) If you put M&Ms on lay away….

7) You want to make a holiday called, National Coupon Day…

8) You try and get a $10.00 item with two $5.00 off coupons…

9) You wanna try and convince the gov’t to allow Monolopy money as a backup currency…

10) You can’t afford to throw in your two cents on anything cause that’s dipping into your life savings…

11) When you jump for joy at all the “Free For The Taking” ads in the newspaper and have to be the first one there to pick the stuff up, no matter what it is….

12) When you think the shoes in a Payless Shoe Store are too expensive.

13) When you find yourself asking friends to buy you happy meals here and there at Mc Donalds so you can get the toys for the kids to have something for Christmas morning.

14) When you stoop so low to the point of claiming to be one of those homeless or starving kids in Africa so you’d get donations a month.

15) When it comes time to sell or get rid of your house, it’s just really a matter of taking the cardboard box to the recycle bin.

16) When you can’t wait to get your bank statement to see how much interest was added on to that knickel you had in your account.

17) When you can’t wait until Sunday for church or (Pay Day)….being that you sit in the last pew so that when you put your 10% in the offering bowl you nonchalantly take out 10% of the total, from the bowl.

18) When you only use one sheet of toilet tissue when wiping your ass and you have it in your head that anymore than that at a time is losing a knickel a sheet.

19) Your the only one getting a refund on calling waiting.

20) When you go out to eat, & you ask to see if you can pay for the bill by working in the kitchen or dishroom.

I hope you liked them….more might be coming soon then lol!

Twisted

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