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Young Bucks getting with the Old Fucks…a new fad?

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I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the young bucks choices, Oh my fucking god… barf city. There’s a few other people I know, that I THINK / BELIEVE are tampering with the old dick or clit, but I ain’t going to say shit about it now.

Hell, I even have YOUNGER chicks wanting me, and I’m 32. So yeah, there again the young bucks are chasing the old fucks… I ain’t THAT old god damn it, shut the fuck up. I may be 32 but I look 23… wheeeeee! Now, where’s my next soon to be lover… oh yeah, that’s right… I gotta wait a few more years… Anyway, I’m out for the night… tata…

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Hot and steamy chirpy farts…

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Ya know what REALLY sucks? Having those hot and steamy chirpy farts… Or as I also like to call them, “Silent but deadly farts”.

Ya know, those farts you get after eating alot of hot and spicy foods and such? Damn they suck! Besides having the feeling of a Volcano about to explode, you’re worrying about the hot molten lava shit that will flow out of your asshole, burning off your asshole, hairs, and anything else in it’s path…

On top of all THAT shit, hot and steamy farts are very unpredictable! Just when you think you’re going to let out a hot and steamy stinky chirpy fart, it turns out to be hot liquid shit, or in other words: diarrhea. God damn that shit really sucks. And I mean that literally. I guess the only true prevention of that, is to not eat hot and spicy foods and such.

Um, yeah right! I gotta have my hot and spicy foods! Oh shit, I’ll be back in a little bit…the Volcano is about to blow! More Cheyenne Pepper please!

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Gene the fuckin Drama Queen…

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*Sniffle* *Sniffle*… Awww, apparently I was being too mean on the wp-testers emailing list, now my reply to this Gene guys email is being held for moderation.

It’s a shame too, because my last reply wasn’t even a bad one. Nor was it trying to keep things continuing, however, his was. Of course, as per usual, “they’ll” let “them” get the last word in on the list. That’s okay though, I’ll say my piece here.


It’s kinda fucked up though too, because Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen was the one to take the email over the edge and into an argumentative state. I was merely just being sarcastic with a few things, and bastard Gene Steinberg had to take it over and beyond just sarcasm.

Now you tell me, is my reply bad?

Gene Steinberg wrote:
I have a great bridge in Brooklyn, NY I can sell you real cheap.

Ha ha.

spencerp wrote:
Really!?!?!? I’m in dire NEED of a bridge!! This way I can throw people off of it if need be. Well, not just them but myself… how much you looking for? :P hahaha…

Nope, there was nothing wrong with it. Now, his on the other hand IS. It’s just asking for an argument.

Gene Steinberg wrote:
How about one to replace a couple of your teeth? :)

spencerp wrote:
Aww, is Gene the Drama Queen getting “tough” with me now… I’m flattered.
Your undies must be pulled up to tight in the ass crack, might wanna adjust it. I was just f-ing around.

Wow, for someone to point out needing a bridge to replace a couple of the teeth, he sure does alot of talking. I think the Golden State Bridge would be able to span across yours with no problems Gene… I mean, look at that HUGE gap there buddy.

Gene The Fuckin Drama Queen...

Don’t Gene the Fuckin Drama Queen look like a Goofy Gay closet case pedophile? Yes, yes he does.. I knew you’d agree with me… No wonder he has a strong interest in UFOs and other paranormal phenomena, his mother was human, and the father was alien. Fucking Goofy Gay Gene the Drama Queen.

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HOT OFF THE PRINTING PRESS, FROM THE “TWISTED STANDARD BULLSHIT JOURNAL PAPER INC”…

Feelings General It Is Said

There’s been ALOT going on lately. There’s SO MUCH shit piled on my plate that even the nearest fat person wouldn’t be able to devour in a quarter past the hour, so sorry that my responses and posts have been NILL lately… Anyway, here’s what’s been going on in my “wonderful life”, or better known as “a steamy pile of horse shit”.

A.) My Jenn had her surgery today, Friday the 15th. Poor thing had 3 or 4 gall stones in her gall bladder, giving her immense pain in the stomach
and all over. Even AFTER the surgery she’s STILL in immense pain. :(

Between pulling my normal double (10am to 4pm / 10pm to 2am) Friday shifts at work, I spent time with her in the hospital, gave her a Valentines day card and a rose. She’ll be getting more later though… ;) She’ll be released this (Sat. Feb. 16th) morning. While she’s home resting, I’ll be here spending time with the oldest son. :) Then on Sunday I’ll be going to her house for the day, which means I won’t be online. :P

B.) Christine apparently THOUGHT I would enjoy emails regarding drama related bullshit about Rissie. Uh, who fucking cares about Rissie? I sure as hell don’t give a shit about her, or whatever the hell that drama is about. *Shrug* I’m sorry, but if the FIRST email to me in MONTHS/WEEKS has to be drama related, then you’re up to NO GOOD.

This coming from someone that gave me royal hell for being a part of the drama from the get go, this coming from someone that doesn’t want drama with Ranee and them and wanted me to ban them all. But can stir up shit about Rissie, bringing me into “it”, and I don’t even fucking KNOW HER.

I’m sorry, but if that’s all you’re going to do here, then just keep moving along. I don’t need that shit no more. The only one that I was picking at, was Krystal. Because she’s ALWAYS there, ALWAYS doing the same old shit. She deserves what she gets. She dishes it out, but can’t handle the same servings of shit when passed back around to her.

As for you Christine. We’re done. Plan and simple. DONE! DONE! DONE! FUCKING DONE! Sing it people! Go back to the wonderful husband you claim to be with, ya know…Mr. Shitty and be happy. Or wait, weren’t you dating your teacher last I knew? Ah, that’s right. You were. Good luck with it all! Stop emailing me bullshit. To call truce, to call closure to US. You’re pictures are down and gone. They are no more on my server, nor on CDS.

I don’t need that shit anymore, especially since I’m happy with Jenn. I don’t need her seeing that stuff by chance, and getting sick all over again and end up in hospital once more. You could have had a good thing here, but, ya fucked that up royally.

That whole time I was chasing you, hoping for something serious (but turned out to be shit), could have been spent on someone else far better than you. Well, actually that whole time was already covered, Jenn was there. She was just on the back side for a temporary reason. Ah well, you lost, Jenn won all along. Have a nice life. Pfft, please.. “nice life” bwahahaha!

C.) I WAS going to answer Nicole on her site, but I my as well do it here quick. I know I told her it’s pointless to have the same thing scattered every where else, but I really rather just reply to her comments here instead.

ME: That’s nice, I thought you didn’t visit TGO’s site no more? So how did you know what was posted, if you didn’t visit TGO’s site?

NICOLE: “Maybe she got an anonymous tip, TGO-style.”

Yeah probably. That, or she just plain lied to me about NOT visiting THEIR sites. Either way, she a liar. *Shrug*

ME: Probably because you’ve ripped on me repeatedly before, treated me like shit the whole time (that I was chasing you and trying to be serious
with you)

NICOLE: “why would you want to be with someone who was promiscuous with her own relatives?”

I figured, everyone has their Kinky moments and does something off the wall or wrong in their life at some point. *Shrug* Of course, the more correct answer really is; I was just stupid.

CHRISTINE: “You promised me you’d never do that again.”

NICOLE: “You’ve done that before? By god, why wasn’t I there?”

Yeah it was done before. Believe me, be thankful you weren’t there then. BUT, the pictures from BACK THEN were posted already though, so you seen them anyway! *Shrug* Although they’re removed from my server now, I’m sure someone else out there has em yet lmao.

CHRISTINE: “I’m also willing to answer anything you want to know.”

NICOLE: “I have a question. Why in fuck’s name do you date people on the internet? Why the shit do you give naked pictures of yourself to your online boy toy, that were ACTUALLY meant for your brother? What the flying fuck?”

Dating people online isn’t really a BAD thing. The BAD thing about “it” is, most people are from out of State, they aren’t really local. You also never know WHO they really are, unless you met them in person. It’s also more convenient. Others told me the same thing though too, it’s pointless dating others online. I’m starting to believe it all now, 100%. When single, sharing pictures to boy toys and or girl toys is fun. :D As for the brother part, it’s kinky! :P

ME: “Perhaps? I don’t really remember anymore. But if I did, everyone please send her a Valentines Day card k…”

NICOLE: “I don’t believe in Valentine’s day. I don’t believe in love. No, not after this tragic day in history.

I feel that I have the right to pick apart the sad remnants of this relationship because they were meant for the general public in the first place. Being on the Internet, and all.

Because the Internet is SO personal and intimate. I want to vomit. I think I’m becoming bulimic, because this puking thing is most certainly a habit.”

Your thoughts, feelings, comments and such on the “relationship” are taken without any ill feelings. You have the right to say what you want about “it”. I ain’t mad. You’re really right though. My apologizes go to you, for having to be reading the shit regarding the past shit. It’s all basically just a bunch of shit and was a waste of time and life.

I’m sorry for even getting involved in “it” actually. I can only move on, move forward, and keep my head held high. My Jenn is there to help me with that though, and I’m grateful for that. :)

Anyway, that’s about all for the News. I’m tired as fuck now, I NEED sleep! Later people…

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Still the same old New shitty AIM Music Link plugin….

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I’m still fucking pissed off because Greg’s supposed “good, new, and improved” AIM Music Link plugin is STILL a piece of shit.

Fucking sucks ass, because it’s STILL showing songs that aren’t even playing, nor are they even IN the Media Player set to play next… Hurry up Greg and fix the god damn piece of fucking shit!!!!!!!

I still think it’s bullshit that he wouldn’t approve my comment or trackback link to his post. It’s funny though, because a couple days after my previous post on his shitty Plugin, I got an incoming hit for a Google search on it. Told ya they’ll find it eventually…

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Miss Jackie gets a make over!

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Miss Jackie evidently thought she should get a make over in order to attract me. I’m not sure where she got that crazy idea from, but I’m guessing she missed her medications again…

Anyway, since she wasn’t nice enough to send me her BEFORE and AFTER pictures herself, I had to dig them up myself… Here they are below!

BEFORE
Miss Jackie Before The Make Over...

Now, here’s her AFTER picture…

Miss Jackie After The Make Over...

Now doesn’t she look SO MUCH better folks!? Oh my God, that’s a huge improvement! Doesn’t she look better though? Actually, she kinda looks like Heidi too… Hmm…

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Come on people…

General It Is Said

You’ve been reading my blog for how long now? You should know better than to think everything I say in a blog post is meant to be taken seriously.

Yes, some of the rants were written in a serious manner, but alot of the additional crap I added into the posts were mere sarcasm. Ask anyone that knows me personally (Ravin, imacrazybitch, or Jenn), that’s how I am in real life…

So please, sit back, relax, masturbate, or whatever it is you do to keep yourself from getting the panties in a bunch and enjoy the “Twisted/sarcastic” posts of mine… wheee!

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Conversations with myself, because the wall is on vacation…

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Yeah, usually I have nice conversations with the wall here in my room, but the fucking bastard decided it was vacation time and just up and left me here…

Ah well, I have awesome conversations with myself anyway!! It also minimizes the chance for a nasty argument too. Anyway, here is one of the latest conversations with myself…

Me: Self, what’s the fucking point of talking to people anyway? I mean, what the hell… it’s not like they’re going to care what you say, they aren’t going to talk to you anyway when they tell you to call or hit them up on messengers… They never answering nor returning calls and messages anyway…

Self: I know what you’re saying, I know how you feel too. My suggestion is, fuck em all!! FUCK EM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!! FUCK EM TO THE CURBS AND FUCK THEIR ROTTING DECAYING BODIES…

Me: Woah there killer! For one thing, I’m NOT into fucking rotting decaying bodies. But, if I WAS, it wouldn’t be with anyone but myself!

Yeah, you heard right… I’d fuck myself right in my decaying tight asshole. Why not right? I mean fuck, I’m always being bent over and getting railed in the ass anyway… fuck it!!

Fuck people, fuck phones, fuck messengers, fuck life, fuck feelings, fuck respect, fuck jobs, fuck the Law, fuck probation, fuck fines, fuck myself, fuck everything else… and last but not least; fuck you too! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I WISH I COULD GET DRUUUUUNK!!! FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY BALLS AND LICKS HORSE ASS!!!!!!!! FUCKING PROBATION!!!!!!!! FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!! FUCK IT TO HELL!!

Self: I couldn’t have said it better myself!

Me: Wait, you are myself!

Self: Oh that’s right, I keep forgetting.

Me: Yeah dumb-fuck, now go fuck yourself too…

Self: Okay!

Jesus!, I love the conversations I have with myself…Now kindly go fuck yourselves…

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Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (This Old Man)

Bitches It Is Said

It’s that time again people, time for another version of a nursery rhyme Twisted style! Sing it people!

Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack (Miss Jackie Is Fat, Ugly, And Needs A Smack)…

This fat ugly sow, she played two, she played knick knack while eating her poo. Ew Ewww… With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This cattle fucking slut, she played four, she played knick knack while dressed up like a stable whore standing at the stable door. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This ugly whore bag bitch, she played six, she played knick knack while fucking huge ass elephant dicks. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This vomit equivalent ugly ass bitch, she played eight, she played knick knack while tied up at the front gate. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This sick bitch, she played ten, she played knick knack while dry humping “Big Ben”. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This pussy stinking big bitch, she played eleven, she played knick knack down below in hell because even if Jesus was drunk he wouldn’t let her in Heaven. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

This acne and pimple infested ugly sow, she played twelve, she played knick knack while eating all junk food from the grocery store shelves. With a knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the big ugly ass bitch a bone; This fucking cunt couldn’t give a man a measly hard-on.

Well, that’s all folks! More Twisted style Nursery Rhymes coming later… Here’s the link to the original version of the Nursery Rhyme…

This was originally posted Dec 2, 3007… Just wanted to bring back some old laughs.

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