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I’m Baaaack!

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Welp, it’s almost been 12 long years now and I’m finally back again whoo hoo! I’ve come into the world as one ranting Vindictive Bastard and I’ll be leaving the world as one as well.

I’ve had many various domain names, as well as authors on this blog. But going to ride this ride out solo this time. It has also been a long time for me to get my original VindictiveBastard.com domain name back again too. I could re-register my other domains and have them all parked here too, but I’m not sure if it will make much difference.

Most know how to find me anyway so fuck it. The downside, I didn’t save database backups from previous blogs so I have lost a handful of older posts. I managed to recover a good bit though from Internet Archive which is good. Ah well.. fuck it I guess.

If anyone else can manage to recover them please send me an email of them. Or, if anyone has a database copy please send that as well. Email: smooeycom[at]gmail.com

Below are the posts I’m missing by month, days, and years. I think some were even Ravin’s old posts but I can’t remember because I was always a drunken bastard back then. Anyway…

  • December 2007
  • 30: I want you to add me to your messenger…
  • 26: AIM Music Link plugin version 2.0.0.4 is a fucking piece of shit…
  • 24: The Funniest Thing Ever
  • 12: Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close!
  • 08: My Miss Jackie Comment…
  • 07: How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?
  • 05: Natalie invites you to MySpace!
  • 03: Updated info
  • November 2007
  • 27: Steven Hawking’s boyfriend
  • 25: To Miss Jackie Concerning Wrestling…
  • 22: Happy Thanksgiving….
  • 13: Dear Miss Jackie…
  • October 2007
  • 12: Fucking computers…
  • 03: Everyone has a song for themselves…
  • 02: YARRRGH!!!
  • September 2007
  • 24: Woah! Wait a minute here…
  • 18: Horray for internet drama!
  • 08: Shitty Babysitters at Shit Work…
  • 06: Beware the next WordPress version 2.3 release…
  • August 2007
  • 19: The perfect porta pot, for when you don’t wanna leave that favorite spot!
  • 08: Mc Dumbass Donald workers ….
  • 04: One day yet, then VB domain is set to expire…
  • July 2007
  • 06: Shit Work
  • 01: Tired n Pissed, little rants that can’t be missed..
  • May 2007
  • 23: It’s time again folks! Time for more fun filled Fuck You’s for today!! Yay!
  • 05: Just a few things you might wanna tell your boss, but don’t,
  • because you a pussy!
  • April 2007
  • 28: Keep on stepping honey! Keep stepping!
  • March 2007
  • 24: Where’s Twisted?
  • 15: Meet my mom and dad…
  • December 2006
  • 25: Fuck It..
  • 22: The original Vindictive Bastard blog theme brought back..
  • 21: GoogleTalk Chat #2
  • 20: GoogleTalk Chat #1
  • 19: Mc Dumbass Donald workers, the 12 year old AOLer style!!
  • 19: I will be writing for money soon..
  • 19: An overhaul will be done soon..
  • November 2006
  • 23: My Last Word, on the recent issues…
  • February 2006
  • 22: [brand new] not one P.F.A. But TWO!!
  • 09: [brand new] a lovely memorable email…
  • December 2004
  • 17: Thanks SPYWARE! THANK YOU!!

It’s been a long time since I had a host and the blog so I have to get used to it all over again. Also WordPress changed a lot too since I’ve last used it. I also miss my old theme so I might to pay someone to code it or update it for me, ah well no biggie.

Another thing I have to do is go through posts, fixing urls, adding tags, etc too. Anyway, time for a beer! Tata!

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The perfect “Girlfriend”, every man knows it’s true too!

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How can a man deny that a love doll like her above, couldn’t be the perfect “Girlfriend” for them? I mean seriously, here below is WHY they can’t deny she’d be the perfect girlfriend…

1.) She ain’t going to be a nagging bitch, she’ll keep her fucking mouth shut and take it like the little whore she is… And! You don’t have to worry about her complaining on your man size to any other chick. She’ll take you as you are, and be happy with you! She ain’t going to lie and go behind your back, giggling and making fun of your pleasure palace size or thickness to other nasty slutty whore-bag bitches..

2.) They only have to “buy her love” once, once a receipt is given at the cash register, then it’s done. No more money needs to be invested into the “Rubbermaid” bitch. She’s already built to perfection, and won’t need hair care products, nail polish, she ain’t going to need shoes, nor fed. She’s perfect how she is out of the box, and all at one low price! Drop pants, shove in your cock, cum, and done.

3.) Look at them tits! They’re fucking huge! Mmm, I’m getting horny over her sitting there, teasing me with them big titties. I just want to titty fuck them and cum all over her face! Hell, she won’t care, and she sure as hell ain’t going to complain… “Oh you bastard, you shot a load in my eye!” … Fucking bitch can’t speak, no complaints to worry about at all!

There you have it dumb fucks! The perfect girlfriend!

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Callwave…

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I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet.

And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, family members, and debt collectors can still leave ya that “special” message you don’t wanna hear anyway! But anyway, nothing pisses me off more than my shitty brother calling every god damn time I get online!!

The fucking asshole can’t call while I’m at work all god damn fucking day, he has to wait until he figures I’m just getting online, or I am already online!!!! I get home from shit work around 4:15pm EST, and he’ll call around 5pm when I usually get online! He can’t call any earlier, because after all… I’m not home to get online, nor am I usually online before 5pm. So naturally, the fat fuck face pain the fucking ass has to call at 5pm!

Nothing like… JUST SIGNING ONTO THE NET, and then the Callwave thing pops up! “INCOMING CALL! IT’S YOUR PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS BROTHER AGAIN!!” …. So naturally… I instantly click the X button, to close out the Callwave all together! And yell… “GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

Then yell downstairs to gram, “CALL MIKE AGAIN!! HE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE HE FUCKING RETARDED!” I mean shit, the fuck nut can’t just call BEFORE I / someone else in the family gets online… He has to wait until we ARE ONLINE to call! It’s fucking bullshit!

Just like today, he called around 5:12pm… I closed out Callwave and yelled to gram to call him. She was like.. “Oh God! What now!?!?” So she called him. An hour later, I reopened Callwave… thinking it was SAFE again. Boy was I wrong! He fucking called 14 times more, up till 6:50pm from the last time he spoke with her at 5:13pm!! Again, I yelled down to gram… “CALL MIKE AGAIN!!! HE CALLED 14 TIMES SINCE YA LAST SPOKE WITH THE RETARD ABOUT HOUR AGO!”

She was like (while throwing arms and hands up in air)… “OH GOD! WHAT’S HE WANT NOW!?!?!? I JUST SPOKE WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT AGO!!!!” I told pap before, even though we NEED Callwave, I still think we should cancel it and use that money spent on Callwave payments, to block his number and his fat ugly 60 year old girlfriend’s number from calling here… He laughed.

It’s fucked up though too, it’s not just the pain in the fucking ass brother that calls WHILE I’m just getting online, or while already online… it’s anyone in general. But mostly my family members. Of course, there’s only one person that can call whenever and I won’t get mad at em for it…

Either way, like in this image preview here (click image to see full version), I wish I had the following options to choose from:

Brother + Callwave = Pain in the fucking ass!

I know, I know… get something better then Juno Dialup, ya cheap bastard! My response: “Ya gonna give me the money for something better?” No? Aight then, shut the fuck up and call me, so I can close Callwave on ya! Well, for everyone except one person… :D

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Something interesting for you…

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Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of!

Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part…

Subject Title: Something interesting for you

You want to forget about your sexual troubles?

You dont know how? Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com

Best regards and have a perfect nights

“You want to forget about your sexual troubles?”

Sometimes I want to forget the sexual troubles, but then again…there really isn’t any troubles. Well, the only main trouble is, having the ALONE TIME together to do anything… Yes, that does suck… I’d like to forget about THAT, but it’s not possible. Ah well, some day the “Alone Time” will be there…

“You dont know how?”

Of course I know HOW, just ask your wife or daughter… they’ll tell ya!

“Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com”

Uh, no thanks! I really don’t NEED a recipe for “it”… I do up my OWN recipes for this kind of things.. thanks anyway fuck-face!

“Best regards and have a perfect nights”

Don’t worry spammer bastard, once I get my own place, every night will be a perfect night…

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kivanoconnor / PayPal Claim Follow-up!!

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Just got an email from PayPal today regarding that PayPal claim I had filed against Kivanoconman, I mean Kivanoconnor!

Oh God I’m fucking awesome! I love waking up in the morning and seeing this email in the email box whoo hoo!!

Dear (Name Removed Privacy Reasons),

We have concluded our investigation into your case and have decided in your favor.

We were able to recover $46.68 USD and this amount has been credited to you. Please allow five business days for this adjustment to be posted.

If you are due any additional funds, we will make our best effort to recover the balance from the seller.

If the seller’s account has insufficient funds to complete the refund owed to you, please be assured that we will take appropriate action against the seller’s account, which may include limitation of the seller’s account privileges.

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Transaction Details
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Transaction Date: Mar 28, 2007
Transaction Amount: -$112.00 USD
Your Transaction ID: 97467926XH4313154
Seller’s Transaction ID: 7YN66305WN033051N
Case Number: PP-278-752-932
Seller’s Name: Kivan Oconnor
Seller’s Email: kivan.oconnor@yahoo.co.uk

SORRY KIVANOCOCKSUCKER! YOU LOSE! I WIN!

Just for a celebration post, I’ll post one with various names for you, using your own name!! And by the way…don’t think for a minute you’re getting off the hot seat!

YOU FUCKED ME OVER! YOU WILL STILL BE ASSED OUT! I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON’T FUCK EVERYONE ELSE OVER!!

YOU WILL STILL BE REPORTED ON RIPOFFREPORT.COM AND YOU’LL STILL GET A PERSONAL PAGE ON “ED“!

THAT’S ALL, THAT’S IT, NO MORE SHIT FROM ME! WHEE!

Oh God I’m so happy and awesome! Hey! That’s to be expected though, I was just born awesome! And any chick that’s with me is awesome, and our future kids will be awesome!

They all follow in my footsteps of total awesomeness!

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Nosy bastards, getting in the business..

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I know this doesn’t just happen in my shitty State of Pennsylvania, but, I fucking hate nosy bastards that love being in other’s business…

There’s nothing like talking with a friend, or whatever the hell, and some nosy ass cunt just has to be there listening. Ya also can’t forget the stretching of the neck to see what you’re doing, or not doing, and blah blah fuckity do blah…

As a follow up on the ex-wife’s husband finding out about us fucking and shit. I think it was because of some nosy cunt that was leaving the place I was working, seen us both together out front… then told her hubby at the store they both work at. She must be one of their customers or some shit.

FUCKING NOSY BITCH! IF I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, I’D PULL YA ASIDE, FUCK YA, AND THEN TELL YA!! NAH, I’D TELL YA WHILE I WAS FUCKING YA!

JESUS FUCK PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS!! WHEN YOU’RE THERE TALKING TO YOUR NOSY PRICK BASTARD FRIEND’S, I AIN’T THERE PEEKING MY HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS LISTENING IN ON THE BUSINESS…

SO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS, DAMN!

My own shit don’t have any room to live now, because nosy bitches are trying to occupy their space… I can just picture it now.. my terds living and sleeping on sidewalks because they homeless..

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Shaving Is A Bitch….

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EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an awesome 4.5 hour day at work, my face looks like a damn RAIN FOREST or JUNGLE!

Sometimes I think about using NADS-THE FACE REMOVER to take care of the problem…but, then I also think that I won’t have enough money to cover the plastic surgery bill, because my shitty job sucks ass! 

I NEED SOMETHING THAT REMOVES HAIR FOR GOOD! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE! IT’S GOOGLE TIME! I’M A LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANNA SHAVE NO MORE!

Do you know how much more time you’d save a day if you didn’t have to shave anymore!? It’s like 10 to 20 mintues a day!!! And I hate them damn lying NORELCO shaver maker bastards to! The old LIFT AND CUT TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF LIFT AND SHIT TECHNOLOGY!

If it was lifting anything….I didn’t notice! I WAS RUNNING THE SHAVER ACROSS MY FACE FOR 20 MINUTES ONE DAY AND IT DIDN’T LIFT AND CUT SHIT! IT MADE MY SKIN ALL RASHY AND SHIT AND IT ITCHED! SOME SPOTS IT CUT ME!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LIFT AND CUT AND LIFT AND CUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS YOU NORELCO BASTARDS! DAMN! I’m done…I gotta go cut my face all to hell with a $50.00 piece of shit NORELCO – LIFT AND RIP SHAVER!

Twisted

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Can u make me something….

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Can u make me something….

IF YOUR MY FRIEND…YOU WOULD… RIGHT?

COME ON NOW GOD DAMN IT! BASTARD WANNA BE… BUT… NOT BEING FRIENDS CAN LICK MY LEFT NUT AND SUCK THE RIGHT ONE TO BALANCE SHIT OUT DOWN THERE!

If your going to be a friend…BE ONE! Don’t go using people’s while throwing that bullshit line of: If your my friend….you would… right!? Or they just play head games like they did in highschool to get what they want….then repeatedly shit on you the next how many times over!

WATCH OUT FOR WONDERFUL USING BASTARD “FRIENDS”!

I dunno about you, but I got a nose for them. I can smell the shit coming from a mile away! Don’t fall for stupid little flirty girls, kids, anyone that likes to play head games with a temporary “flirtty” attitude or whatever. It’s only done if or when they think they would benefit from you! Once they got whatever their looking for…it’s… TIME TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT AGAIN!

** NEWS FLASH **

ALL THE USING BASTARD “FRIEND’S” WILL END UP WITH SHIT! BECAUSE… THAT’S ALL THEY ARE TO START WITH!

I’m done..laterz…

Twisted

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