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Apparently everyone missed the memo that was hung up on my middle finger…

Feelings General

Like I said in a post way back in Sept 2004. “Friends” are shit…

Now, before people start getting their panties into a bunch, this is referring to LOCAL OFFLINE “friends”, not online “friends”. Anyway, you know who are true friends, when they at least act like it, or ARE really being friends to you.

Evidently, a handful of local “friends” keep forgetting, that I really don’t give a flopping fuck if I don’t see them, hangout with them all the time, if they’re starting drama, or just talking smack about me behind my back. Um, I’m sorry to burst the bullshit bubble, but, I don’t give a flopping willy dilly fuck about anything, or anyone.

The expression “Bros before hos” apparently only works if it’s being used towards me. They used to always say that to me when I spent alot more time with my girlfriend, rather than them. All this dissing that you’re doing, all the bullshit drama you’re dishing out, all the general retarded games and bullshit you pull, won’t ever phase me a bit.

It just boils down to one thing, I was awesome before you came into my life, and will always be awesome if you’re in it or not. And no matter what ya all say or do, won’t phase me a bit. Why? Because, I really don’t give a flopping shit. Keep running your lives into the gutter and cesspool of shit fuckers.

While I’m at the top level of life, I’ll be sure to wave down to you all and take that daily jingle on you. Good luck with your shitty lives. Fuck you, fuck what you do, fuck everything about you, fuck ya all to hell. I’m done with this bullshit, tata!

P.S. Please note: Not ALL friends are shit, I put the word “friends” in quotes. Because it’s referring to those that CLAIM to be “friends”, but really aren’t anything but a steaming pile of fucking shit. There’s a difference.

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Young Bucks getting with the Old Fucks…a new fad?

General It Is Said

I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the young bucks choices, Oh my fucking god… barf city. There’s a few other people I know, that I THINK / BELIEVE are tampering with the old dick or clit, but I ain’t going to say shit about it now.

Hell, I even have YOUNGER chicks wanting me, and I’m 32. So yeah, there again the young bucks are chasing the old fucks… I ain’t THAT old god damn it, shut the fuck up. I may be 32 but I look 23… wheeeeee! Now, where’s my next soon to be lover… oh yeah, that’s right… I gotta wait a few more years… Anyway, I’m out for the night… tata…

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Christine, Christine, where do we begin…

Bitches Rants

Ya want James to take me for all I worth!? Put that bug up his ass, and try and get me for Copyright Infringement?

How about this, bitch… how about taking a few steps back…WHO was the ONE that tried getting me pissed off that James did comics on me, Lindsey, and TGO? Who sent me this comic? YOU!!

Christine trying to start drama herself!

Ya wonder WHY people harass YOU? Because, you initiate it..! No matter how many times I tried talking to you… like a normal decent person, you go on about past drama / recent drama! You so badly want these people to leave you the fuck alone… yet.. you help instigate it yourself!

I’m sorry bitch, take all the screenies you want, take all the proof you want, but… remember how much shit you give me? Remember how much shit you ramble on to me about others? Remember all the little retarded comics and other things you’ve done TO KEEP SHIT GOING? Ya know, all that harassment you wanted to stop on you?

YOU DID IT!
YOU!
NO ONE BUT YOU!!!

YOU want the drama to stop, YOU want the harassment to stop, YOU want it all to stop. BUT… WHO FEEDS IT MORE, YOU DO! Everyone shuts the fuck up about, everyone didn’t care enough about you to continue shit, everyone shuns you out of their lives… everyone drops your name off their “talk about list”… everyone forgets you!

And what do you do? Start lighting the fires under their ass? Yep! That’s Christine for ya! I went without WEEKS/ MONTHS of talking to you.. and here’s what you say..

spencerp570 (8:57:55 PM): send me a message when u get a chance
Sunday, April 20, 2008
starsxwillxfall (5:31:57 PM): Why?
spencerp570 (6:01:58 PM): because i asked you to send me a message.. =P
starsxwillxfall (6:03:11 PM): So what do ya wnat?
starsxwillxfall (6:03:27 PM): The tramadol? Cause I ain’t sharing.
spencerp570 (6:03:44 PM): lol nah, i didnt know ya had that .. haha
spencerp570 (6:04:18 PM): if ya cant share it, shouldnt have mentioned it now i want some..
spencerp570 (6:04:32 PM): =P
spencerp570 (6:04:42 PM): im kidding by the way lmao
starsxwillxfall (6:05:15 PM): You prolly want/expect a little show for your friends. Sorry. I ain’t got nothing. No drama. No pictures. No “real names” (LMFAO!!). You know, I have nothing against people “outing” “potential” fakers, like our friend Rissie was. But at least tell the truth. I never signed any email “Christina Armstrong” you got it off that Christmas Card I sent you. Does Ruth and Frank know about all this?
spencerp570 (6:06:33 PM): huh, i dont want a show for anyone.. i just miss talkin to you
starsxwillxfall (6:06:50 PM): Riiiight. That’s why you pulled that little stunt a couple of months ago.
spencerp570 (6:07:10 PM): i did it because i was mad at the time.. i got over it
starsxwillxfall (6:07:39 PM): Why? I did nothing to you. I guess your “friends” convinced you of that, huh?
spencerp570 (6:08:17 PM): can we not discuss past drama shit please i didnt send u message for that reason.. shit
starsxwillxfall (6:08:36 PM): But I want to know why you were mad–I never did anything.
starsxwillxfall (6:09:25 PM): My life got busy, yes. I went back to school. I’m in core courses now. I wasn’t/didn’t/hadn’t blocked anyone. I just turned off the computer. That must be foreign to that group. heh.
spencerp570 (6:10:17 PM): i knew ya went back to school.. hows that going
starsxwillxfall (6:10:29 PM): Wait. People wanna know where my “top seekrit domain” is, right?
spencerp570 (6:11:12 PM): no .. i dont know if they wanna know or not i dont think anyone cares
starsxwillxfall (6:11:17 PM): Or…they want me to add “social bunny”? I really should block that feature.
spencerp570 (6:12:02 PM): i dunno about that.. never used it dont care about it cause it aint for me.. LOL
starsxwillxfall (6:12:08 PM): “Social Bunny” has tried to add me on Facebook and Myspace and Livejournal since I blocked that clever little ‘cn’ IP. That was clever. Someone stole a dead person’s email to read what i had.
spencerp570 (6:13:48 PM): i havent talked to anyone in weeks.. hell i even block tgo majority of the time on here.. only unblock him to see how he doing, then reblock him again.. other than that… i rarely visit his site anymore nor do i check out anyone elses.. i have too much going on … that shit aint important
starsxwillxfall (6:14:19 PM): Krystal played that game for a little while. At least she made her own little account didn’t steal a dead soldier’s journal.
starsxwillxfall (6:14:23 PM): How’s he doin anyway?
starsxwillxfall (6:14:57 PM): I thought about commenting under my new IP/ISP and REAL name. See how good that Google source is these days. =D
spencerp570 (6:16:19 PM): comment with whatever u want too
starsxwillxfall (6:16:22 PM): What chnaged your mind about that not being “important”? John lise the circle jerk?
starsxwillxfall (6:16:28 PM): lise = lose
starsxwillxfall (6:16:59 PM): Did someone make an ED article?? =) I gotta check that site more often.
spencerp570 (6:17:14 PM): john? i dont care about john i never did.. i never talked with him nor do i care too ever..
starsxwillxfall (6:17:46 PM): I figured he dove head first into that empty pool of nothing and then discovered it was just that: an empty pool of nothing.
spencerp570 (6:17:45 PM): i havent seen ED in MONTHS ..
starsxwillxfall (6:18:12 PM): Hey, you seen Krystal lately? How’s she doing? Still on transient-hobo.net or whatever that was?
starsxwillxfall (6:18:55 PM): I’m kind of mad at John. He said I faked the ice storm a few months back.
spencerp570 (6:19:02 PM): sweetie listen.. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT DRAMA SHIT NO MORE … i dont give a fuck about her.. i haven’t talked to ANYONE …

I’m going to say this once, for someone like Christine to bitch, moan and groan about what pictures we use of her, or words she spit out…trying to get us in trouble for… SHE sure knows how to start it all herself? Don’t she?

Get me for uploading James picture’s, without his permission bitch. Get me. I WOULDN’T HAVE THOSE PICTURES IF YOU DIDN’T SEND THEM TO ME TO BEGIN WITH!!!

GET ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE BITCH! YOU, AND ONLY YOU TALK ABOUT THE PAST DRAMA SHIT AND NEVER LET SHIT DIE! YET YOU ACCUSE OTHERS OF DOING IT!!!!!!! IF YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE HARASSING YOU, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

LEAVE THEM OUT OF YOUR ISSUES! WHEN I TRY TALKING TO YOU, ALL YOU DO IS BRING UP DRAMA SHIT… THAT AIN’T NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH A “NORMAL PERSON” … THAT’S CALLED…. TALKING WITH A DRAMA INFESTED BITCH… THAT WANTS NOTHING BUT MORE SHIT THAN SHE CAN HANDLE….

KEEP BRINGING IT CUNT. KEEP BRINGING IT… YOU CAN’T HOLD A MARRIAGE FOR SHIT, YOU CAN’T HANLDLE YOUR KIDS FOR SHIT, YOU CAN’T HANDLE YOUR MARRIAGE FOR A SHIT, YOU CAN’T HANDLE SHIT FOR SHIT.

START GAME, CAN’T FINISH… DON’T BLAME THE GAMERS, BLAME YOURSELF! NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU AND WANTS YOU DEAD! NO ONE WONDER EVERYONE IS OUT TO ATTACK YOU!

YOU FUCK YOUR FRIENDS OVER IN HEARTBEAT, YOU FUCK TRUE LIFE PEOPLE OVER, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A CESSPOOL OF IMAGINARY FALSE LIFE RETARDED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT..

YOU SHOULD BE ON DISABILITY FOR YOUR RETARDNESS. YOU HAD A GOOD FRIEND, BUT YOU FUCKED ME OVER YET. I HOPE YOU ROT, YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….

I PRAISE THEM THREATENING YOU… I DO. YOU DESERVE IT ALL…

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Christine, is the cesspool of shit…

Bitches Feelings Rants

Keep getting me… Keep threatening me.. Keep it on…. Go ahead. Listen bitch, for all that shit you kept dissing on the “others”.. ya know… all that bitching you gave me hell for… for even contacting them, but yet YOU DID IT yourself..

It’s wonderful to know, there’s that “awesome” girl there for ya in the end…. that chick I wanted, that chick I so desired…really, she was the biggest bitch in the entire net universe. That same chick I confessed my love too, that same chick I couldn’t get over for months, that same chick I couldn’t get out of head and mind, that same chick I’ve shed tears over… when I never shed tears over a chick…

Was the same exact chick, doing the same things she gave me hell for. Talk about a hypocrite, talk about a back-stabber… talk about a drama queen cunt. YOU AND JAMES ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!!

For a man to look like this: James the fucking retard.. … I guess you’d have to be a female slut, cheating on a hubby? He can flick me off all he want, but he was the one being fucked… FUCKED OVER that is! Keep bringing threats bitch, keep harassing the harassers… it won’t stop until you stop…

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I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again!

Rants

I’ve said this once before … YAHOO MESSENGER IS A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it’s NOT the logging in issues, it’s the fucking kicking you off every god damn fucking second after you signed in to it!!!!!!!! Not to mention, the fact that you can’t ever get half the messages that are sent to you by someone else!!!!!!!

Nothing like closing out Yahoo (Shitty) Messenger all the god damn fucking time, then reopening it and signing in to get all those messages you missed in “offline messages”! ….. NOT!! FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

Everyone, please get Google Talk messenger, Live Messenger, or something. Because Yahoo Messenger is a fucking piece of shit!!!!!

To add me, contact me for the informations. I’m done with the piece of shit…

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Hot and steamy chirpy farts…

General It Is Said

Ya know what REALLY sucks? Having those hot and steamy chirpy farts… Or as I also like to call them, “Silent but deadly farts”.

Ya know, those farts you get after eating alot of hot and spicy foods and such? Damn they suck! Besides having the feeling of a Volcano about to explode, you’re worrying about the hot molten lava shit that will flow out of your asshole, burning off your asshole, hairs, and anything else in it’s path…

On top of all THAT shit, hot and steamy farts are very unpredictable! Just when you think you’re going to let out a hot and steamy stinky chirpy fart, it turns out to be hot liquid shit, or in other words: diarrhea. God damn that shit really sucks. And I mean that literally. I guess the only true prevention of that, is to not eat hot and spicy foods and such.

Um, yeah right! I gotta have my hot and spicy foods! Oh shit, I’ll be back in a little bit…the Volcano is about to blow! More Cheyenne Pepper please!

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AOL’s Point and Speak…

General

A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you!

It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through EVERYTHING you chatted out into text form and correcting all of the damn fuck-ups it’s done. Well, here’s a few examples I’ve found on some site

I said into the mic: I can’t help falling in love with you
Point & Speak typed: I can’t help fully unload with you

I said into the mic: Amazing grace! how sweet the sound
Point & Speak typed: Amazing grace House sweep the sound

I said into the mic: Britney Spears
Point & Speak typed: Brady Spears (What? Did she have a sex change?)

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or Hawaii.
Point & Speak typed: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or why he.

I don’t know how all of those were fucked up, especially if the guy that was talking into the microphone wasn’t drunk!? Or, maybe he was, I’m not sure! Or, perhaps a drunk fuck created the software itself? Nah, because then everything would be typed into a slur…

I said into the mic: Congress has impeached President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.
Point & Speak typed: Congress has in peach President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monaco whiskey.

I said into the mic: As for our family, we had an eventful year but a lovely Christmas.
Point & Speak typed: As for our family, we had uneventful year bought a lovely Christmas.

I said into the mic: …she is no longer “zoned out”…
Point & Speak typed: …she is no longer sold out…

I said into the mic: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some mouthiness now and then.
Point & Speak typed: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some Month-Ended-Down then.

I said into the mic: …he has moved in with Kathy and commutes to work each day.
Point & Speak typed: …he has moved in with Kathy and commits to work each day.

I said into the mic: Jim and Kathy
Point & Speak typed: GM and Kathy

I said into the mic: Dan & Joyce are okay.
Point & Speak typed: Dan and choice are okay.

I said into the mic: Patrick Ringer is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy it.
Point & Speak typed: Patrick greater is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy at.

I said into the mic: We paid for most of Joe’s orthodontia.
Point & Speak typed: We paid for most of Joe’s Orthodox a.

I said into the mic: We now pay Joe $3 per week in allowance
Point & Speak typed: We now paid Joel $3 per week in allowance

I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free!
Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.

I said into the mic: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized stuff
Point & Speak typed: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized of

I said into the mic: Go For It!
Point & Speak typed: Goal for it!

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What’s happening?

General

Well, since you all don’t know shit about what’s going on with me lately, I’ll fill ya in…

  1. Besides working my ass off at the job, I’ve been working my ass off on the site in various ways. More details about this coming in another post. I know, boring! Shut the fuck up, who asked you anyway!?!?
  2. In the process of moving ALL of my domains from shitty Dreamhost.com to Namecheap.com, and moved ALL of my sites from Dreamhost.com to my buddies host. Notice the improvement? I sure do! Hasn’t been down yet (knock on wood), and it’s faster than a couple of rabbits during mating season…

    The only domain that hasn’t been moved yet, is VindictiveBastard.com. Damn the 60 day ICANN rules!! It should be able to move on the 18th of this month though.. *crosses fingers* .. Then, it’s bye bye shitty Nightmarehost.com, I mean… Dreamhost.com.
  3. Still working ass off at shit work, and just haven’t been in a mood to post lately!

Welp, that’s about it! Now it’s time to take a little nap, like good old lazy bastards do!

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Shit sells!

General Rants

And then quality don’t sell for a shit! As I was trying to prove a point in the DigishitalPoint forums.. I mean, DigitalPoint.com Template Sales forums…

Bargain shoppers and cheap skates hurt the design / template creating market in general. Everyone expects designs / themes so cheap, it’s fucking bullshit! Then the quality unique stuff doesn’t want bought at reasonable (high) prices, it basically “forces” that seller / designer / coder to sell it at rock bottom prices, which is a disgrace.

Shit = Sells!
Quality = Don’t sell for a shit because everyone wants things FREE / cheap! It’s sickening.

I whipped up a couple QUICK designs at 5am something the other day, and tried selling them off once. Hell, I at LEAST thought this one would go faster!

It’s a one of a kind design! Totally unique and different from anyone else’s. Shit, how many other people out there have the exact same shit on their desktops that I do… None I’m sure..

The sale threads weren’t to be serious of course, just to see what people would do or not do about them… It’s amazing though…and at the same time, it’s total bullshit… Designs like the ones I whipped up normally go like hot cakes, however mine weren’t!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?! LOL!

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=805810
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=805968

Ah well, at least there were a few people agreeing with me though. And to think, I wrote up a rant thread on their forums 305 days ago, about the exact same shit! I guess we all just gotta face the facts… DigitalPoint forums is the place to go to buy and sell the SHIT!

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Them little fucking shit-heads…

General

Every god damn time I get online, the little shit-heads are trying to bust down the back door cause they locked themselves the fuck in and they want out…

For all the fucking retarded motherfuckers out there, that basically means.. I GOTTA TAKE A FUCKING SHIT! It never fucking fails! All fucking god damn day I don’t gotta shit…but once I sit down at the computer to get online, I gotta take a huge healthy dump…

I’m starting to wonder if it’s the “Curse of the Wooden Chair” or something though too. Because when Jenn sat down on it for a little while, she had the feeling of having to take a shit also… Either way, it’s fucking bullshit.. it just never fucking fails!

I think I either gonna make a porta-pot built right into the chair, or, get another chair… which reminds me… Princess Babes… where’s that chair ya said about… LOL!

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