I’m not sure, but I must say, lately… it seems like ALOT more people around my age (25 to 35) are going for the old fucks. I’m not sure WHY or for WHAT reason, but it just seems to be happening ALOT lately.
I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but for some of the young bucks choices, Oh my fucking god… barf city. There’s a few other people I know, that I THINK / BELIEVE are tampering with the old dick or clit, but I ain’t going to say shit about it now.
Hell, I even have YOUNGER chicks wanting me, and I’m 32. So yeah, there again the young bucks are chasing the old fucks… I ain’t THAT old god damn it, shut the fuck up. I may be 32 but I look 23… wheeeeee! Now, where’s my next soon to be lover… oh yeah, that’s right… I gotta wait a few more years… Anyway, I’m out for the night… tata…
Unlike most normal folks out there, ya know… those with money that can afford air conditioners and shit… If you a broke dick, cheap bastard like myself, you can’t afford those wonderful things like everyone else does…
Cheap bastards like me just learn to live with it, and have to suffer with the unbearable summer heat. I mean, even IF you shaved all the hair off your body, went around naked in the house, and turned fans on… you’re still gonna end up losing the pounds by the hour / day and still feel like a Jew in an Incinerator (oven).
Hey, one good thing at least… Once ya FINALLY make it to Hell with your daddy Satan, you’ll be used to the heat. That, and you’ll be reunited with your family again, like one huge happy family reunion! Skinny as hell too, not to mention hairless, if you shaved all the hair off your body! Either way, it’d be burnt off in Hell anyway when ya got there…so fuck it.
Not to mention, you’ll be looking nice for that reunion. So fat bastards, and anyone else… if you wanna lose that extra meat the cheap affordable way, get naked, lose the air conditioners, and shave off all that hair… Free ball it bastards!
Anyway, I gotta get back on the scale again… I think I lost another 2 pounds typing this post out in my Incinerator… I mean, the oven… tata!
Know what pisses me off? Besides the dumb fucks that have to buy damn lottery tickets just as you walk into the store to buy something fast and get the fuck out of the store…
It’s the asshole slow drivers that come out of no where, just as you’re in a hurry to get some where important. It never fails, all day long them slow fuck drivers can be at the house, or still in the store buying lottery tickets, but just as YOU are about to leave for some where important and in a hurry, they all come out…
Now, if I had my license and it wasn’t suspended… I’d just pass them slow fucks on the shoulder like I always did before… fuck it! But, since I can’t drive yet for a while… I just gotta suffer in the passenger seat of my grandparent’s car, which of course they are slow ass drivers themselves.
Anyway, they should make TWO LANES PER EACH SIDE OF A ROAD. No matter where the road is, make roads and streets four lanes instead of two! That way we could pass all the slow ass motherfuckers no matter where we are! And all them “Sunday driving” bastards can eat the dust, and Amish horse, horse shit…
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i loved your profile and i think we can be friends
just hit me up on msn messneger i am iamhotjulie8@hotmail.com
Really? Ya really liked my profile? That’s funny, because I don’t have anymore online profiles bitch. It’s also funny, that you’d email all those OTHER guys, if you were SO interested in ME.
Pfft, please… leave me the hell alone slut, I’m already taken… And even IF you just wanted to be friends, I wouldn’t friends with you… You’re on the same level as Christine now.. good bye!
Ya know what REALLY sucks? Having those hot and steamy chirpy farts… Or as I also like to call them, “Silent but deadly farts”.
Ya know, those farts you get after eating alot of hot and spicy foods and such? Damn they suck! Besides having the feeling of a Volcano about to explode, you’re worrying about the hot molten lava shit that will flow out of your asshole, burning off your asshole, hairs, and anything else in it’s path…
On top of all THAT shit, hot and steamy farts are very unpredictable! Just when you think you’re going to let out a hot and steamy stinky chirpy fart, it turns out to be hot liquid shit, or in other words: diarrhea. God damn that shit really sucks. And I mean that literally. I guess the only true prevention of that, is to not eat hot and spicy foods and such.
Um, yeah right! I gotta have my hot and spicy foods! Oh shit, I’ll be back in a little bit…the Volcano is about to blow! More Cheyenne Pepper please!
Spencer: instead of starting with BOOZE… drink hard shit first.. then go to beer..like, some vodka to get a buzz.. then stop and switch to beer
blacksnday: can’t buy the hard shit right now… hell I KNOW BF mad that I bought a 30pack 2day even though he didn’t say anything. LOLOLOL
Spencer: haha
blacksnday: I was all like, WELL YOU LEFT ME MONEY.. IT’S YOUR FAULT! LOL
Spencer: Just give him a 30 pack to make up for it .. say.. time for a thirty packings! bend over baby!
blacksnday: I did 2day ;d LOL hahhaahaha
Spencer: lmao… 30 tho? hahahahaha
blacksnday: hahaha
Spencer: tat a dolla bill on the dick and rail till its paid off
blacksnday: LMAO
The whole convo was started, because he couldn’t get a buzz after so many days of drinking previously. Sometimes after few days of drinking, then taking break from it, it’s hard to get a buzz or drunk again next day or so. It happened to me already before…back in the day.
I’m sure (most) everyone knows what Callwave is, right? If ya don’t, ah well… be glad ya didn’t. In brief, it’s an online answering machine for the cheap fucks like me. Ya know, someone that still uses shitty $9.95 a month Juno dialup Internet.
And also, when you only have one phone line in the house, your asshole friends, family members, and debt collectors can still leave ya that “special” message you don’t wanna hear anyway! But anyway, nothing pisses me off more than my shitty brother calling every god damn time I get online!!
The fucking asshole can’t call while I’m at work all god damn fucking day, he has to wait until he figures I’m just getting online, or I am already online!!!! I get home from shit work around 4:15pm EST, and he’ll call around 5pm when I usually get online! He can’t call any earlier, because after all… I’m not home to get online, nor am I usually online before 5pm. So naturally, the fat fuck face pain the fucking ass has to call at 5pm!
Nothing like… JUST SIGNING ONTO THE NET, and then the Callwave thing pops up! “INCOMING CALL! IT’S YOUR PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS BROTHER AGAIN!!” …. So naturally… I instantly click the X button, to close out the Callwave all together! And yell… “GO FUCK YOURSELF!”
Then yell downstairs to gram, “CALL MIKE AGAIN!! HE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE HE FUCKING RETARDED!” I mean shit, the fuck nut can’t just call BEFORE I / someone else in the family gets online… He has to wait until we ARE ONLINE to call! It’s fucking bullshit!
Just like today, he called around 5:12pm… I closed out Callwave and yelled to gram to call him. She was like.. “Oh God! What now!?!?” So she called him. An hour later, I reopened Callwave… thinking it was SAFE again. Boy was I wrong! He fucking called 14 times more, up till 6:50pm from the last time he spoke with her at 5:13pm!! Again, I yelled down to gram… “CALL MIKE AGAIN!!! HE CALLED 14 TIMES SINCE YA LAST SPOKE WITH THE RETARD ABOUT HOUR AGO!”
She was like (while throwing arms and hands up in air)… “OH GOD! WHAT’S HE WANT NOW!?!?!? I JUST SPOKE WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT AGO!!!!” I told pap before, even though we NEED Callwave, I still think we should cancel it and use that money spent on Callwave payments, to block his number and his fat ugly 60 year old girlfriend’s number from calling here… He laughed.
It’s fucked up though too, it’s not just the pain in the fucking ass brother that calls WHILE I’m just getting online, or while already online… it’s anyone in general. But mostly my family members. Of course, there’s only one person that can call whenever and I won’t get mad at em for it…
Either way, like in this image preview here (click image to see full version), I wish I had the following options to choose from:
I know, I know… get something better then Juno Dialup, ya cheap bastard! My response: “Ya gonna give me the money for something better?” No? Aight then, shut the fuck up and call me, so I can close Callwave on ya! Well, for everyone except one person…
Riiight, not spam… suuuure… Can’t spell “friend”, and emphasize the fact that it’s NOT spam in your subject line… It’s a dead give away you foreign whorebag. Me sorry, but me not gonna fall 4 u and this shit!
Hello my new frend!!! My name Victoriya. Me 24 years. I – saw your profile on othersingles.com and i interesting corresponder with You. I romantic, good, sensitive, intellectual, reliable girl. I search for, which – that special to be its partner. You should be an artist, in in your shower. But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such. Then please at all do not answer me. The Harmony, understanding and confidence also much it is important. If You interesting corresponder with me also. You can write in my email :viktoriya2424@gmail.com. I so regret, but I have no any photo for my profile now. And if You answer me viktoriya2424@gmail.com then I – send You certain mine photo and dialect more about me directly. With best wishes Victoriya
You’re just an overseas (my guess is Russia) whore and slut, and are willing to TRY and sucker the first American dumb fuck male (not me) that answers your shitty grammatical error filled email! I’m sorry bitch, but keep stepping!
EVEN IF you look like this….
You’re still a dumb-fuck whore bag bitch, that can’t spell for a shit, and from what I am seeing, you’re the only moron! Why? Because Othersingles.com has gone down months ago! I don’t even have a profile there no more bitch! Keep stepping! Keep on Russian someone else to get with you, cause it ain’t gonna be me! Wha Wha Wheee!
Not just because of that sexy black chick in my Messenger either, but just because! Sometimes I just wish I was black… Ah well, can’t have everything ya want in life… But still wished Jesus put me through the Black paint booth during birth, ah well fuck it… At least the sarcasm flies in a chat!
A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you!
It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through EVERYTHING you chatted out into text form and correcting all of the damn fuck-ups it’s done. Well, here’s a few examples I’ve found on some site…
I said into the mic: I can’t help falling in love with you Point & Speak typed: I can’t help fully unload with you
I said into the mic: Amazing grace! how sweet the sound Point & Speak typed: Amazing grace House sweep the sound
I said into the mic: Britney Spears Point & Speak typed: Brady Spears (What? Did she have a sex change?)
I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free! Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.
I said into the mic: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or Hawaii. Point & Speak typed: …we’ve talked about taking a trip… possibly Jamaica, Florida or why he.
I don’t know how all of those were fucked up, especially if the guy that was talking into the microphone wasn’t drunk!? Or, maybe he was, I’m not sure! Or, perhaps a drunk fuck created the software itself? Nah, because then everything would be typed into a slur…
I said into the mic: Congress has impeached President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Point & Speak typed: Congress has in peach President Bill Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in the matter of his affair with White House intern Monaco whiskey.
I said into the mic: As for our family, we had an eventful year but a lovely Christmas. Point & Speak typed: As for our family, we had uneventful year bought a lovely Christmas.
I said into the mic: …she is no longer “zoned out”… Point & Speak typed: …she is no longer sold out…
I said into the mic: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some mouthiness now and then. Point & Speak typed: As for his behavior, it’s typical for a nine-year-old except for some Month-Ended-Down then.
I said into the mic: …he has moved in with Kathy and commutes to work each day. Point & Speak typed: …he has moved in with Kathy and commits to work each day.
I said into the mic: Jim and Kathy Point & Speak typed: GM and Kathy
I said into the mic: Dan & Joyce are okay. Point & Speak typed: Dan and choice are okay.
I said into the mic: Patrick Ringer is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy it. Point & Speak typed: Patrick greater is selling Marie’s house. Patti may buy at.
I said into the mic: We paid for most of Joe’s orthodontia. Point & Speak typed: We paid for most of Joe’s Orthodox a.
I said into the mic: We now pay Joe $3 per week in allowance Point & Speak typed: We now paid Joel $3 per week in allowance
I said into the mic: Then we will be debt-free! Point & Speak typed: Then we will be dead free.
I said into the mic: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized stuff Point & Speak typed: …empty tote boxes waiting to be filled with organized of
I said into the mic: Go For It! Point & Speak typed: Goal for it!
