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my thoughts to save money, and keep our troops safe and spend less on prisons… here we go…

Twisted / 26 June, 2011 / Leave a Comment

Send the murderers overseas to fight wars, they’ll get out and have some “Freedom”, and at same time do what they do best. Murder people. Done. If they get killed, no big deal, no housing expenses necessary at all, and no death-row political drama necessary. It’s done deal.

The more murderers from prison that goes over to fight our wars, the less we need to spend on our troops to house, feed, and lose casualties of… If we send over guys locked up for life terms in prison…for what they do best anyway.. it will save on our tax dollars. No need to house and feed prisoners anymore. On top of that, we’ll save money on our own good troops. Save them for when deemed necessary to use them. Prisoners sitting in prison for 25 to life… They’re just there wasting life away, time, money, housing and etc…

Why be stupid and do that? When they could easily be shipped overseas with knives, guns, and whatever else… let them do what they do best… and at same time.. enjoy their freedoms… Fuck.. If I had control over the government, that’s what I would do… Either that, or turn all the murderers jail cells into gas chambers.. gas em all.. and let the non-violent offenders go free…

Either way, it will save money some where along the lines… And if they pass the Bill to legalize marijuana, then all those that are in for smoking weed, will be set free anyway.. Or should be anyway… Think about it…

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Obama is shit…

Feelings It Is Said Rants

Twisted / 8 March, 2010 / Leave a Comment

He claimed to help our Country, yet is worse than most past Presidents. He’s a shit talker, trying to talk about helping us, yet is failure. He’s sinking our Country farther into the ground then any other President. He slapped wrapping paper around us, and slapped a “Don’t open till Christmas” sticker on it.

He’s fail. Nothing about him is good. He’s making America into a dictatorship Country, he’s making us into bullshit. He’s paving the way for the “New World Order”… Wake up Americans! He’s shit, and I’d rather have a secretary sucking cock Monica, back in with President Clinton. Anything but Obama. Obama is our false prophet, the lying fuck, pretending to bring us “hopes”, when really it’s all talk and bullshit.

We’re already in debt beyond belief, fuck others. And fuck you too Obama. You’re fail, and anything you come up with is fail. You’re the reason why us Americans have doubts in our government. You’re just fail. Done.

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Fucking debt collectors…

Rants

Twisted / 18 August, 2008 / Leave a Comment

There’s nothing worse then debt collectors calling every god damn couple of hours of every god damn day…

I swear, they call more than family, girlfriend, friends, and general other idiots and assholes you never wanna hear from. Hell, I’d rather hear from the idiots and assholes, then the debt collectors…

Usually when they call and ask for me, I just tell them one of the following:

“Oh, he’s at work. He’s trying to make the money to pay you guys off so you stop fucking annoying the hell out of him with your god damn daily phone calls!”
I’m sorry, but he’s currently unavailable. He’s outside burning up all those worthless piece of shit letters you’re send him on daily basis.
I’m sorry, he can’t come to the phone right now. He’s out buying more alcoholic beverages with the money that he should be paying you off with…
I’m sorry, I’m currently… I mean, he’s currently unavailable at the moment, can I take yet ANOTHER god damn message from you!?!? I mean after all! It’s only been an hour since you last called…
Hey! It’s YOU again, I haven’t heard from you since yesterday!! How’s the family doing?
Hi, I’m sorry but Spencer died the other day. He no longer is with us. If you want, I can give you his new number and address. 1-666-666-6666 and his address is: 666 Satan Drive, Hell, 66666. Good luck getting ahold of him.
Hey there! I’m sorry, but I really don’t give a shit how much I owe you. Oh wait, this is his brother, I’m sorry. Can I take a message?
You know, you call more than my ex-wife does, when she needs the kids watched? And that’s pretty damn much. My as well just have them signed over to me, and you too! Whoo Hoo!
You know, rather then spending all this time and money trying to get ahold of ME, why not just wait until I get ahold of you? That way; the debt amount due never goes up, nor will the fucking collection fees.
Hello again god damn it, how about this; rather than calling for Spencer all the god damn fucking time, why not just move your “firm” into his house!? That way, you don’t have to call and call, or send out repeat letters all the time. You can just wake him up in the morning in his bedroom, and drive him fucking nuts that way!?!? OR, just be around him all the time in general until he commits suicide… then he won’t owe you SHIT!

The other thing I hate though too, is they sometimes “act” like they’re your friend or something…”Hey, is Spencer there? Tell him this is Mike! Remember me?!” I reply… “Wait, who this again? Mike from where?” I swear they’re getting just as smart “trick” wise, than we are!! Fucking god damn bastards!!

Me: If it’s so easy, can you make the first $50.00 payment for me…..? Or give me your credit card or checking acct. info so I can make that first payment…?

OR:

Them: Hello…Mr. Spencer…..I’m calling about a debt that you’ve created in 1999! I was just wondering if you’d like to take care of that today….??

Me: Well…! If you haven’t caught on by now…I really didn’t have any intentions on paying anything on it, especially if it’s from 1999 and haven’t made one single payment since I created the debt in 1999. Now kindly lick my hairy (recently just shaven) nut sack!!

God! I SHOULD get a job as a Debt Collector! Of course, I’d probably end up having to call myself all the time… ah well, at least I’d enjoy a conversation with myself!! Hell, might get better responses and have some actual desire of paying off debts… Ummm, NOT!

Knowing ME, I’d get into the “system” and give myself a ZERO BALANCE! HAHAHAHA! Fuck, I need to get a job at these collection firms… shit! Anyway, I’m out for now… I gotta call the girlfriend and then get to bed so I can wake up to a debt collector calling me at 7 or 8am… FUCK! Tata!

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Google Talk Chat #4

General

Twisted / 18 May, 2008 / Leave a Comment

Spencer: instead of starting with BOOZE… drink hard shit first.. then go to beer..like, some vodka to get a buzz.. then stop and switch to beer

blacksnday: can’t buy the hard shit right now… hell I KNOW BF mad that I bought a 30pack 2day even though he didn’t say anything. LOLOLOL

Spencer: haha

blacksnday: I was all like, WELL YOU LEFT ME MONEY.. IT’S YOUR FAULT! LOL

Spencer: Just give him a 30 pack to make up for it .. say.. time for a thirty packings! bend over baby!

blacksnday: I did 2day ;d LOL hahhaahaha

Spencer: lmao… 30 tho? hahahahaha

blacksnday: hahaha

Spencer: tat a dolla bill on the dick and rail till its paid off

blacksnday: LMAO

The whole convo was started, because he couldn’t get a buzz after so many days of drinking previously. Sometimes after few days of drinking, then taking break from it, it’s hard to get a buzz or drunk again next day or so. It happened to me already before…back in the day.

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Random thoughts…

It Is Said

Twisted / 5 December, 2007 / 1 Comment

Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way…

1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a female as well… Is she really a Sasquatch descendant that maybe came out of the woods and shaved the hair off his/her face and got prettied up, or.. WHAT!?!?!?

2.) God damn it I wish they lowered the legal age to 17.

3.) Why do people’s exes have to linger around like a knife in the asshole, and cause more drama bullshit for people while they’re apart? I mean shit, it wasn’t peaches n cream while they were WITH the person, but to cause more shit when they’re apart? Come on!!

4.) Why do people really care so much about Celebrities for? Why does the poperotzy really give a shit about taking pictures of the Celebrities?

I mean, sure it’s a money machine.. but come on! Celebrities are human like YOU are. They are people. Unless I’m lost, confused, and perhaps missed something?

Are they REALLY aliens in human bodies and that’s why they are more important? Come on people, who really gives a fucking shit about Celebrities… The only thing that’s wonderful about “them” is their wallets and bank accounts. That’s all!

Since when did the amount of money in the wallet or bank account really matter, unless you were getting some of it from the beginning? All I can say is, SHARE THE WEALTH YOU CELEBRITY BASTARDS!!

5.) Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?

6.) Why do BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE!?!? And why do GOOD THINGS happen to BAD PEOPLE!?!?

7.) Why are the police out to get pedophiles for? Especially when there are cops out there being pedophiles themselves? Why do they also bust people’s parties for? But end up throwing parties and doing drugs themselves? Especially with underage people as well…

8.) How come whenever I’m offline and not on the internet I don’t have to shit, but as soon as I get online I gotta shit? This hasn’t been happening LATELY, but still… Shit, I better knock on wood quick…

9.) God damn it I wish it was legal to track down spammers and kill them… Burn their machines down and burn the people spamming too…

10.) Why is it when you’re single, you don’t get hit-on that much? But when you’re with someone you really love and care about, you get hit-on all the time? Not that this has happened to me lately, but before…

11.) Why does the weather get really crappy on important and special occasion days, but not on unimportant days?

12.) Why do old people (like my gram and pap) drive slow as fuck when ya gotta be some where important and can’t be late, but drive fast as hell when not needing to be some where important?

There, I was going to add more but I have to leave for work! More to come later, in a new post!

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Lottery Players….

Rants

Twisted / 21 March, 2007 / Leave a Comment

Ok, I seriously need to get this off my chest…

PLEASE INCLUDE A LOTTERY TICKET BUYING LINE IN ALL THE DAMN STORES!!!

I’m fucking god damn fuckity fuckin tired of waiting SIX TO TWELVE HOURS IN A LINE AT THE TURKEY HILL MINI MART BECAUSE SOME OLD DUMBASS GRANDMA WANTS TO PLAY THE LOTTERY, AND YET DOESN’T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT SHE WANTS ANYWAY, BECAUSE SHE A STUPID FUCK….

People Please!! Know what the fuck you’re going to buy before entering the damn store! I’m really getting sick and tired of waiting roughly twelve hours in line to pay for ONE THING, (usually for cigarettes) because your fucking dumb ass wants to buy $20 to $50.00 dollars worth of tickets n shit, and STILL don’t know what the fuck you want anyway…

2.) IF YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY THE LOTTERY LIKE THE DUMBASS WHICH YOU ARE, KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE GOING TO THE STORE!

3.) RATHER THEN WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SHIT LOTTERY TICKETS, WHICH 99.999999999% OF THE TIME YOU WON’T WIN ANYWAY, USE YOUR MONEY ON MORE USEFUL STUFF LIKE: HAVING THEM BUILD AN EXPRESS LANE JUST FOR YOU SORRY STUPID FUCKS!

THIS WAY ALL THE NORMAL SMART FOLKS THAT GO THERE TO BUY AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE CAN ACTUALLY DO JUST THAT! JUST BECAUSE YOU WANNA LIVE THERE, DON’T ME WE ALL DO! SORRY!

4.) FOR ALL THE MONEY SPENT ON SHITTY LOTTERY TICKETS, WASTING ALL US SMART FOLK’S PRECIOUS TIMES IN THE STORES WAITING ON YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY NEED IT! THE HOMELESS AND LESS FORTUNATE!

5.) THINK THIS EVERY TIME YOU WANNA WASTE YOUR MONEY ON TICKETS:

“I THINK I’LL STAY HOME AND BE LIKE EVERY OTHER SMART NORMAL JOE OUT IN THE WORLD. I WON’T WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE I’M A LOSER!

AND SINCE I’M THE TOWN’S BIGGEST LOSER, I’LL BE SMART AND STAY THE FUCK HOME! THIS WAY “WE BOTH” WIN. ALL THOSE NORMAL FOLKS CAN BUY AND GO, RATHER THEN WAIT ON MY LOSER ASS! AND “I” WON’T LOSE MY MONEY!

THAT’S A BRILLIANT IDEA! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’LL DO, I’LL JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME!”

6.) YOU KNOW, WITH THE COST OF GAS THESE DAYS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL WIN BACK WHAT YOU’VE SPENT ON THE TICKETS AND THE GAS IT COST YOU TO DRIVE TO THE STORE TO BEGIN WITH?

AND FOR WHAT? NOTHING, EXCEPT MAKING PEOPLE WAIT TWELVE HOURS IN LINE BEHIND YA BECAUSE YOU A STUPID OLD BITCH, THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YA WANT ANYWAY!

THANKS OLD BAG! THANKS A MILLION! NOT!!!!!!!

7.) GOING ALONG WITH 6.) ABOVE THERE: WILL YOU GIVE US THE MONEY TOWARDS OUR GAS, SINCE IT’S THE WINTER TIME YET AND WE ALL LET THE CARS RUN TO KEEP IT WARM?

AFTER WAITING A FUCKING WHOPPING TWELVES HOURS BEHIND YOUR SORRY OLD SAGGING ASS, OUR CARS ARE SUCKING DOWN THE GAS HAG… I’D LIKE $10.00 WORTH OF GAS PLEASE! THANKS YA OLD CUNT!

8.) JESUS FUCK! JUST STOP PLAYING THE LOTTERY ALREADY! DAMN IT!

9.) BY THE TIME YOU GET DONE BUYING THE FUCKING TICKETS, I’LL BE YOUR AGE BITCH! I WAS 30 ENTERING THE STORE AND EXITING THE STORE AT AGE 60!

10.) JUST STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING LOTTERY GOD DAMN IT!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME! QUIT BEING A FUCKING DAMN DUMBASS! GIVE IT UP ALREADY!

YOU HAVEN’T WON SHIT YET, AND WON’T EVER WILL! BE SMART, GO COFFIN SHOPPIN BITCH! JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN QUICKI MART STORES N SHIT!

BETTER YET, COMMIT SUICIDE. THEN YA WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PLAYING THE LOTTERY!

Jesus Fuck, I wish they just made a damn line for those dumbass lottery ticket playing assholes! Aight, I’m done with this shit.. tata you old lottery ticket playing motherfuckers…

P.S. YES! I’m being sarcastic with the 12 hours n shit, it just feels like that long waiting behind their old sagging asses.

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Shaving Is A Bitch….

Rants

Twisted / 10 June, 2004 / Leave a Comment

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an awesome 4.5 hour day at work, my face looks like a damn RAIN FOREST or JUNGLE!

Sometimes I think about using NADS-THE FACE REMOVER to take care of the problem…but, then I also think that I won’t have enough money to cover the plastic surgery bill, because my shitty job sucks ass!

I NEED SOMETHING THAT REMOVES HAIR FOR GOOD! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE! IT’S GOOGLE TIME! I’M A LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANNA SHAVE NO MORE!

Do you know how much more time you’d save a day if you didn’t have to shave anymore!? It’s like 10 to 20 mintues a day!!! And I hate them damn lying NORELCO shaver maker bastards to! The old LIFT AND CUT TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF LIFT AND SHIT TECHNOLOGY!

If it was lifting anything….I didn’t notice! I WAS RUNNING THE SHAVER ACROSS MY FACE FOR 20 MINUTES ONE DAY AND IT DIDN’T LIFT AND CUT SHIT! IT MADE MY SKIN ALL RASHY AND SHIT AND IT ITCHED! SOME SPOTS IT CUT ME!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LIFT AND CUT AND LIFT AND CUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS YOU NORELCO BASTARDS! DAMN! I’m done…I gotta go cut my face all to hell with a $50.00 piece of shit NORELCO – LIFT AND RIP SHAVER!

Twisted

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I Love It When…

Twisted Jokes

Twisted / 30 April, 2004 / Leave a Comment

I Love It When…

1) Someone asks to borrow like $5.00 or $10.00 and they say they will pay you back right away…but it takes 5 or 10 years by the time you actually get it back.

2) Someone calls every 5 minutes through out a day to see if that specific person is home yet, when it would be just as easy to get a tracking device put on their vehicle to start with….and make the call when the machine says their home.

3) Someone tries to make trouble or tear other peoples apart just because their “wonderful” relationship sucks.

4) Just because you get “saved” or “baptized”, they expect you to be a perfect Christian as soon as that happens, and your not suppose to do anything wrong…but look who’s talking half of the time.

5) You try and pick a good spot at the movies away from the loud mouths, kids, fat or tall people……but just as your luck goes….you usually get the tall ones in-front of you, the fat ones beside you, the kids behind you and the loud mouths all around you.

6) Someone takes 5 years to get out a 10 word question or comment and then spends a decade trying to ask another question or comment that was asked 4 decades prior and already had an answer to start with……

7) Every time you go to the dept. store the staff comes up to you every 10 seconds asking if you need help……It’s like….you could help me by leaving me alone for at least 15 minutes while I browse around…

8) People throw the blame on you when they are fucking up the shit to start with and expect you not to get upset about it, at all….

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SPAM MAIL…THAT GETS THE TWISTED TOUCH!

Rants

Twisted / 26 April, 2004 / Leave a Comment

I have decided to take a piece of my spam mail and share with you all, a nice and simple reply by me! Here below is the copied email that I was sending back to them…prolly won’t get to them..but it makes me feel better that I replied with my WONDER-FUCKING-FUL comments!!

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